Facebook post, 27 September: Megan.

[Anchuent Christory]

I only touched her shoulder, hand and long hair; last time I checked, THOSE are non-offensive touches

Any unwanted contact is an offensive touch you fucking idiot.

 

[LordCustos3]

Let's see some damn evidence Chris! I know you're reading!

First off, no. The Supreme Overlord of CWCvania does not owe us plebeians any damned evidence; because....reasons.
Secondly, no. He is not reading. You are a grand number of pages into the thread, and he would've stopped reading ~halfway through page 1....because it would exceed the Hurtful Truth Level.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I only touched her shoulder, hand and long hair; last time I checked, THOSE are non-offensive touches

Any unwanted contact is an offensive touch you fucking idiot.

Jail beckons.

 

[CWCissey]

And yet Chris finds another reason for me to want to slap him and Anna. Anna's response is one of the most disgusting ones I have ever seen. So she finds it shameful that Megan used her yet him drawing porn of her to keep him from raping her is ok? What the ****?!

This makes me want to make a blog on fucktards of the internet and make it all about Anna to show that if you thought Chris was delusional, meet his female counterpart.

The Tale Of The Crazy Patter...

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Anna is half trolling trolls and half ironically hipstering ironically.

 

[IceCube]

You are a grand number of pages into the thread, and he would've stopped reading ~halfway through page 1....

Aw, does that mean he probably read my post? I'm honored. :')

 

[Apple Chrisp]

So how long until shediedforcwc.jpg actually becomes a reality?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I've said it before and I will say it again, Chris does not handle weekends well. I don't know what it is, but he seems compelled to bitch (about the same thing) over the weekend.

I think it's Barb. Programming for the weekends is across the board due to trying to appeal to a much wider demographic. Barb's comfort zone is probably daytime talk shows, Price is Right, and reruns of shows they only bother to air for the 65 and older group that is home weekdays. All of that disappears on the weekend. This means she's bored enough to show interest in Chris which can only result in more stress for him. She also seems to send Chris out more on the weekends. Take-out and goodies from Wal-mart are probably the only things she has to look forward to when the weekend rolls by.

 

[Thetan]

Anyone on these forums can punch holes in Chris' logic. Megan didn't make Lucas or Mimms do anything. He has nothing to prove that she did.

Waterhead seems to be going somewhere with his posts - notice how he called Chris out on his girlfriend standards? - but I still give him a big "fuck you" for implying that Megan is unattractive.

Chris started this whole fucking mess. The original image while humorous, was fairly innocuous: a tubby, oddly dressed adult male playing a card game with a bunch of kids. If Chris hadn't over-reacted in such a spectacular way, there wouldn't be any ED page, probably no CWCki, or much of anything else, just a blog post on Something Awful that would have been forgotten in fairly short order. His reaction: the insane psychotic blog posts and videos in particular, revealed a lot of disturbing things about Chris, including his racism, homophobia, sexism, and blatant disregard for authority to name a few. Chris brought himself to the attention of the Internet and ended up attracting the attention of the trolls, as a result. Whether he cares to admit it or not, this is all on him.

As far as the Megan drawing, what I find most disturbing is that he said that one of the reasons he drew it was to suppress the occasional urge to rape her. That's some fucked up shit right there. (I have major issues with his trivialization of rape as it is.)

 

[Tubular Monkey]

It's funny how similar Chris is to Kanye West. That Trolling Stupid Jimmy Kimmel!

 

[milkshark]

Chris is still wrong, but it doesn't matter i suppose. He's reinventing the reality of his past to avoid any and all fault, and isn't even doing it right. His big problem is NEVER admitting any fault, not even the smallest admission of personal responsibility. Chris is unhappy, so therefore someone else is the cause, and he demands justice that can only be attained by A) making Chris happy or B) making the offender miserable. What I love so much about his Megan strife is that NOTHING ever done will satisfy him. If he did get the money back for the gifts, he'd bitch that he should have received a girlfriend for all his efforts. If the Internet suddenly wipes the records of his existence clean, he will bitch that now he needs to whole world to find him a flawless sweetheart. You could bring him Blake Lively and he'd find a way to complain that she isn't good enough, like she's not impressed enough by his creativity. God damn, how likely is this reunion now that Chris has fully revealed is entire twisted personality to his Facebook friends? I loved how he was holding it together for about 2 weeks, almost acting like a normal human. Now he's enlisting his friends to wipe his image from the 'net. Good luck with that.

Anna is pathetic. I feel like her whole motivation to help Chris is past guilt over the "Crazy Pacer" tale, yet she's incapable of helping anybody. Her advice is bad, and usually not even offered. She commiserates with him, if he's unhappy it validates her unhappiness. I bet Anna would hate it if Chris' life perked up, because she'd be alone and miserable.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, the Hulkster has the perfect solution to all this. A steel cage match between Megan's boyfriend and Chris himself. If her boyfriend is unwilling to do it, man, then the Hulkster will step in. It would be a tall order for the Hulkster to overcome the stench of Chris, but with the power of Hulkamania, anything is possible. Hulkamania is the most powerful force in the universe, brother. The stench would be like being face to face with Beezelbub himself. However, the demandments of Hulkamania would allow the Hulkster to overcome the odds. Hulkster always says his prayers, so being face to face with the stench of hell itself would be no problem. The Hulkster eats his vitamins, so the energy will be there. And the Hulkster always trains, brother, so lifting all 230 lb of his lard self up into a bodyslam would certainly be doable. And at the end of the match, the Hulkster's hands would be raised in victory. WHATCHA GONNA DO, CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?!

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Brother, the Hulkster has the perfect solution to all this. A steel cage match between Megan's boyfriend and Chris himself. If her boyfriend is unwilling to do it, man, then the Hulkster will step in. It would be a tall order for the Hulkster to overcome the stench of Chris, but with the power of Hulkamania, anything is possible. Hulkamania is the most powerful force in the universe, brother. The stench would be like being face to face with Beezelbub himself. However, the demandments of Hulkamania would allow the Hulkster to overcome the odds. Hulkster always says his prayers, so being face to face with the stench of hell itself would be no problem. The Hulkster eats his vitamins, so the energy will be there. And the Hulkster always trains, brother, so lifting all 230 lb of his lard self up into a bodyslam would certainly be doable. And at the end of the match, the Hulkster's MANOS would be raised in victory. WHATCHA GONNA DO, CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?!

I gotta help, he brought recolors into my world, and we gotta take 'em out!

 

[rocket]

Christ. Poor Megan.

 

[bradsternum]

Well, it is possible that there are two sides of the story. Maybe Megan did take advantage of Chris and his retardation. And that sucks. But Chris is not a blameless victim, even in that hypothetical scenario. He still acted inappropriately, as evidenced in the e-mails, he still created pornographic drawings and uploaded them to the internet for all to see, and he still acted like an egocentric, entitled, sex-crazed child.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, the Hulkster has the perfect solution to all this. A steel cage match between Megan's boyfriend and Chris himself. If her boyfriend is unwilling to do it, man, then the Hulkster will step in. It would be a tall order for the Hulkster to overcome the stench of Chris, but with the power of Hulkamania, anything is possible. Hulkamania is the most powerful force in the universe, brother. The stench would be like being face to face with Beezelbub himself. However, the demandments of Hulkamania would allow the Hulkster to overcome the odds. Hulkster always says his prayers, so being face to face with the stench of hell itself would be no problem. The Hulkster eats his vitamins, so the energy will be there. And the Hulkster always trains, brother, so lifting all 230 lb of his lard self up into a bodyslam would certainly be doable. And at the end of the match, the Hulkster's MANOS would be raised in victory. WHATCHA GONNA DO, CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?!

I gotta help, he brought recolors into my world, and we gotta take 'em out!

Brother, you can be the special guest ring enforcer, in case Barb decides to interfere

 

[WhiteKnight]

It sounds to me like two retards met one fateful day at the game place and hilarity ensued.

 

[Thetan]

I'm surprised nobody's posted about this yet. The post is 22 hours old. In it, Chris rants about Megan again.

For some reason, it shrinks it right down when I try to directly show it on the forum. Raw link:
http://i.imgur.com/KTLi61d.png

Normally I don't care for girls who use a guy's affection for them to extort gifts, but I figure Megan probably has a job by now, which means she pays into Chris's monthly tugboat, which means she technically paid for her own 'gifts.' Troll-logic FTW! I guess you could also call it compensation for all the sexual harassment he caused the poor girl.

Hey, not trying to rain on your parade here, but I'd like to ask you a favor. Do you think that maybe you could edit the names of Chris's friends out of the image? These people haven't had anything to do with Chris in thirteen years, and they really don't deserve to get or drawn into his personal drama.

Nice catch though!

Edit: By friends I mean his high school friends , not Waterhead and the ass-patting squad.

Second Edit: Then again, Fatty made this a public post, so it's obvious that he doesn't respect his friends privacy. He's basically using them as troll bait.

 

[Count groudon]

Aaaaaaand there goes all of his new friends. Cause admitting you drew porn of your completely platonic friend and constantly harassing her is NOTHING compared to being thrown out of a children's hobby store for being an obnoxious dick and people messing with you on the Internet.

 

[WhiteKnight]

Aaaaaaand there goes all of his new friends. Cause admitting you drew porn of your completely platonic friend and constantly harassing her is NOTHING compared to being thrown out of a children's hobby store for being an obnoxious dick and people messing with you on the Internet.

Don't forget that he alludes to other "artistic works" of other relationships. I'm guessing there is a lot of creepy shit we have had the fortune not to see.