Facebook post, 27 September: Megan.

[Alec Benson Leary]

As far as Chris is concerned, there can be many realities, but the most important one is the one at which he is center, as evidenced by all these cartoon characters leaving their home worlds to come interact with him in his daydreaming.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Think of those billions of parallel universe Christian Chandlers that actually have girlfriends, wives and daughters. They must be soooooooooooooo happy.

 

[SodomyRocket]

Think of those billions of parallel universe Christian Chandlers that actually have girlfriends, wives and daughters. They must be soooooooooooooo happy.

and if Chris ever found out about them he would ask his facebook friends to kill their wives and children.

 

[A-№1]

As far as Chris is concerned, there can be many realities, but the most important one is the one at which he is center, as evidenced by all these cartoon characters leaving their home worlds to come interact with him in his daydreaming.

But does he really think of those as other "realities"? Or does he think of them more as his reality, just… somewhere else.

I think there's really only one "reality" for Chris, and it includes Sonichu and Crystal and all his made up friends, and he is at the center of it. That is why he gets so angry when actual, mundane, real reality doesn't go the way things "should" according to his own, personal "true and honest reality". It also explains why he cares so much about his made up cartoon bullshit while treating actual, mundane real reality people so callously. Real people just aren't "real" to him, because they don't act the way he thinks they should (i.e the way he wants them to).

Think of those billions of parallel universe Christian Chandlers that actually have girlfriends, wives and daughters. They must be soooooooooooooo happy.

But it goes both ways. If there really are an infinity of parallel universes, then there are an infinite number of universes going the other way where Chris is even worse.

Let that thought rock you to sleep tonight.

 

[exball]

Think of those billions of parallel universe Christian Chandlers that actually have girlfriends, wives and daughters. They must be soooooooooooooo happy.

Those Chris' are all trolling stupid.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Funny it's you saying that, Alec. I've listened to some of your phone calls and I was pretty weirded out to hear that he believes cartoon characters are "real."

This is really the only context out there where this wouldn't be a horrific sentence. xD

 

[MysticMisty]

Fuck you, Barb, for warping Chris's perception to think that he's always the victim.

For the record, I think the "plotting" or whatever that Barb 'n Bob overheard was just Megan complaining to Mimms and Lucas about Chris trying to touch her and freaking out whenever she was friendly to anyone else. Which they reported back as "Christian Megan doesn't really like you at all we heard her saying nasty, untrue things about ya!" (because their precious special snowflake can do no wrong EVER), which he twisted into "she's conspiring against me with everyone else!" after she broke off the friendship and then especially after the ban.

And yes, Bob is to blame for this as well. He talked about troll conspiracies at the Game Place when Alec pretended to be an employee to tell Chris' parents about one of the trespassing incidents.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

But does he really think of those as other "realities"? Or does he think of them more as his reality, just… somewhere else.

In that he owns them, and their worth is defined by his fancy? Then yes, they are all "his" reality.

For the record, I think the "plotting" or whatever that Barb 'n Bob overheard was just Megan complaining to Mimms and Lucas about Chris trying to touch her and freaking out whenever she was friendly to anyone else. Which they reported back as "Christian Megan doesn't really like you at all we heard her saying nasty, untrue things about ya!" (because their precious special snowflake can do no wrong EVER), which he twisted into "she's conspiring against me with everyone else!" after she broke off the friendship and then especially after the ban.

Chris knew for a long time that Megan complained to Snyder about his harassing her. I honestly think he forgot that detail, then later when Barb reminded him about it, he spontaneously reinvented a new view of the events in his head. He's that stupid and short-sighted.

 

[Overcast]

He destroyed the picture, and yet he still keeps it in a little scrapbook.

Why? Why didn't he just throw it away? What's the point of destroying something if you're just going to keep the pieces?

Just move on already! GAH!!

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He destroyed the picture, and yet he still keeps it in a little scrapbook.

Why? Why didn't he just throw it away? What's the point of destroying something if you're just going to keep the pieces?

Just move on already! GAH!!

♫ Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutism! ♫

 

[MetroidJunkie]

He destroyed the picture, and yet he still keeps it in a little scrapbook.

Why? Why didn't he just throw it away? What's the point of destroying something if you're just going to keep the pieces?

Just move on already! GAH!!

Do you really have to ask? He probably inherited a very strong packrat mentality from his Mother.

 

[Male]

He destroyed the picture, and yet he still keeps it in a little scrapbook.

Why? Why didn't he just throw it away? What's the point of destroying something if you're just going to keep the pieces?

Just move on already! GAH!!

Not just any scrapbook, a scrapbook of past failed relationships!
Introducing the new relic of fail!

 

[CatParty]

I thought he put the picture in a "crumpleope"

 

[KatsuKitty]

Megan has shown Chris an enormous amount of patience during his constant creepy advances toward her. The fact that he continues to mock her and call her names really, really makes me upset with him, if not outright pisses me off.

 

[MetroidJunkie]

Megan has shown Chris an enormous amount of patience during his constant creepy advances toward her. The fact that he continues to mock her and call her names really, really makes me upset with him, if not outright pisses me off.

I know what you mean, it disgusts me that he continues trying to pull Meg into this when she wants no part in it. Kind of interesting how he thinks Meg is out to get him, it seems like the opposite is true.

 

[DV 259]

He destroyed the picture, and yet he still keeps it in a little scrapbook.

Why? Why didn't he just throw it away? What's the point of destroying something if you're just going to keep the pieces?

Just move on already! GAH!!

Holy mother of shit, that's your SIGNATURE? That's fucking enormous.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Megan has shown Chris an enormous amount of patience during his constant creepy advances toward her. The fact that he continues to mock her and call her names really, really makes me upset with him, if not outright pisses me off.

I know what you mean, it disgusts me that he continues trying to pull Meg into this when she wants no part in it. Kind of interesting how he thinks Meg is out to get him, it seems like the opposite is true.

Funny that you mention pulling her into this. I often wonder how far the CWCki should go in concealing her identity, since I find it a bit unfair to have your name forever associated with Chris and his antics.

The first thing that comes up when you google this poor girl's name is her CWCki page. Given that Chris won't shut the hell up about her and that Internet wiseasses feel the need to bother her, does anyone else think the CWCki could do well by redacting her last name at the very least? I mean, very few people know The Wallflower's last name (this was at her request), so it is doable. I mean, even that doesn't stop The Wallflower's full name from turning up CWCki links but it is a start. Megan never made a similar request, but I wonder if the CWCki should be proactive on that front given all that's going on now.

 

[jc17]

As always, no matter what horrible thing he does, he's justified because someone did something "Worse". Hell, now he's convinced that she got a boyfriend to spite the manbaby, and chastised her for making out with him IN PUBLIC- this is the sorriest sack of shit you'll ever come across.

The fact he's so materialistic is just sickening. He can't be bothered to sell his video games or shit, but he demands her to return a dvd box set he gave her as a gift-despite already owning copies of it. And did I read that correctly? So she did return the favor to him by giving him copies of anime, manga, toys- but nooo, it should have been money!
Funny, he would have just spent the money on games, dvds, or some shit anyway... and there, he's bitching about getting anime as a form of pay, but now he's bitching that he wants her Sailor Moon dvds.

Who wants to bet she has long since sold them off to pay for bills or something, and meanwhile there's a 31 year old manchild jumping up and down, demanding for them back. Yeah, call her a bitch, a slut, a welfare whore, a nazi, and defend your actions of drawing pictures of you molesting her.

That will inspire her to give them back to you for sure.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Well to be honest Megan committed a terrible crime. She just stood by and watched as Chrissy got bann'd from The Game PLAce. This heinous act cemented her place among the trolls as no Normal person would idly stand by watch as Mike delivered such a great un-justice.

And after all Chrissy had done to, er for her too! The nerve of the woman.

 

[rocket]

I agree with KatsuKitty. I know I know blah blah moralfag but man there isn't anyone in the grand farce that is the Tale of Christian Chandler that I feel sorrier for than Megan.