Facebook post, 27 September: Megan.

[Some JERK]

Chris doesn't understand "freedom of speech". If the CWCki isn't harassing him or defaming him, it's not doing anything wrong by factually writing about his behavior in a satirical way.

Chris views any negative reaction to his antics as nothing more than evil, slanderous mislabelings. People aren't allowed to draw their own conclusions about him. They must form the opinion that he has decided everyone should have, or else they're trolls.

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

And once again his hate is misplaced because mommy and daddy thought they heard her conspiring with the PLace. Boofuckinghoo.

 

[Pikonic]

Is the Chris he's talking about Rhodes?

 

[Very Honest Content]

Same old shit from .

The only thing I want to add here is that I hope Megan has gotten wiser about putting up with morons and how she doesn't need to be friendly to them at the expense of her own personal boundaries. It's kind of hard for me to have too much sympathy for someone who was too lazy to buy their own shit off Ebay and got tangled up with a clingy loser like Chris then refused to extract themselves by simply not associating with him anymore when she realized he wasn't respecting her requests to stop touching her. Learn to put your foot down or risk being a Google casualty of autism-al proportions.

It's in a way the other side of the coin to the way Anna interacts to this day still with CWC, which is at least just as bad, if not worse, thanks to the continued enabling factor.

 

[bradsternum]

I've said it before and I will say it again, Chris does not handle weekends well. I don't know what it is, but he seems compelled to bitch (about the same thing) over the weekend. I guess he's too busy at the office dealing with the Johnson account to find the time to complain more during the week.

He's getting antsy cos he's jonesing for vidya. Tugboat doesn't come until the 2nd of the month

He hates weekends because he knows all of the other cool, hip, young people like to go out and party-hardy and exchange DNA with one another on Saturdays and Sundays. But NO ONE INVITES HIM.

 

[Some JERK]

"Maybe Matt Stufano and Chris will be able to get the jump on taking down the Cwcki;"

Rocky couldn't do it, Anna couldn't do it, it's been years and years and no headway has been made toward "taking down" the cwcki. But he still thinks some random guys he went to high school with can just magically make it happen.

Lindsay Lohan will manage to get TMZ taken off of the internet before Chris ever sees the CWCki go away.

 

[Fandase]

It's kind of hard for me to have too much sympathy for someone who was too lazy to buy their own shit off Ebay and got tangled up with a clingy loser like Chris then refused to extract themselves by simply not associating with him anymore when she realized he wasn't respecting her requests to stop touching her. Learn to put your foot down or risk being a Google casualty of autism-al proportions.

Hang on now, that is tad harsh and out of line, I know many people who don't have eBay accounts, because to put it simply they don't trust the site. I didn't use Ebay for years and it was only through a friend that I would ever get eBay things.I would always pay him back and he didn't mind helping me out. I was nervous because I had heard many stories at the time of people getting shafted by the sellers and so it was only later on I bit the bullet and got an eBay account. We don't know the reason she didn't have one and to speculate that it was just laziness is unfair to her maybe she was just cautious of putting sensitive financial information on a internet site. I don't think she knew he would be that clingy and disrespectful and I don't like that you are in essence blaming her for his grabby-ass games. He was never taught about boundaries and maybe she didn't want to have to deal with one of his public rages if she rebuked him in public. If he yelled at little kids it would be nothing for him to yell at a woman.

I am sure she wishes she had never spoken to Chris to begin with.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Sorry for the long read, but this message about Megan just really irks me. I decided to deconstruct Chris's argument.

Attention, Everyone.

Right away, Chris's ego is in prime form. He doesn't realize that we pay attention to his Facebook because he’s a mess, not because we’re his subjects. When the Great Director Chandler says “jump,” nobody says “how high,” we all just sit there in wonder about where he gets these ideas.

There are grave misconceptions that I feel desperately require me to clear up, because what you hear from other people are likely to be false, or to have holes in their tales.

Nice try on Chris's part, but we all know about how Chris and the truth walk on opposite sides of the street.

Firstly, the ONE, and ONLY ONE, hand drawing of me and Megan Schroeder in what is of Internet Troll Knowledge on the Internet

Department of Redundancy Department. HONOR ROLL MY ASS

as ”Rule 34” of which they have written at rulesoftheinternetcom; of porn.

That was still one too many.

I will not be posting the drawing, nor will I ever share it with anyone.

Too late, Chris already uploaded it to ED five years ago. Or did he forget about that?

The original intent of the drawing was purely and true a wishful thinking piece between me and Megan.

Like that makes it better. He still drew horrible porn of somebody without their consent or considering their feelings and the uploaded it to a public forum.

And More Importantly,

I wish Chris would Stop Capitalizing Only words that He thinks are Important; despite what he thinks, he’s not a special snowflake and the rules of capitalization, punctuation, and grammar apply to everyone, even him; rrrrrgggghhhhhhhh! *Pant pant stress sigh*

at the time it was originally drawn, and still would apply, it was a message, informing those damn Trolls and Bullies, who had mislabeled me the opposite, that I was in Full Fact a Straight Male; Heterosexual.

Dammit, who the hell cares! We don’t care if he’s straight, or gay, just as long as he’s not being an assclown towards entire segments of society who have never done a single thing to him. And no, the “molestation” by the school principal of Nathaniel Greene Elementary doesn’t count because IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.

Nothing degrading or offensive was originally meant by the art piece,

So that’s why he censored her eyes, drew himself giving a bro-tastic thumbs up, and labeled it She Came For CWC. Nothing degrading or offensive there!

plus her eyes were censored; one could figure any brunette woman was the subject.

Except that he then went and told everybody it was Megan, because he was worried that people wouldn’t be able to figure it out otherwise.

Megan wants to complain about ONE drawing against me versus Her conspiring the Place employees, Daniel Mimms, Lucas White and the rest of the entire world to make my life a living Hell.

Protip: if the “entire world” is “conspiring” against you, it’s probably you with the perception issues. Also, nobody’s made Chris’s life a living Hell; he did that on his own through his unwillingness to pursue a career, further education, or therapy.

The Encyclopedia Dramatica page was born Late October 2007; the art was created AFTER she started destroying my Soul,

It still doesn't make it OK, just like it wouldn't be okay if I posted pictures of an ex-girlfriend to a pornographic website because I was miffed that we'd broken up. And on the subject of Chris's soul; Chris is the one who got banned from two churches. Seriously, how the hell do you get banned from a church, institutions that are intrinsically drawn to the sinful in order to prepare their souls for Heaven?

Heart,

Chris is the one who started taking Lipitor at the age of 25.

Emotions,

,

Again, Chris is the one who was referred to psychiatric counseling by both PVCC and the Virginia Commonwealth Department of Justice—independently of his interactions with Megan.

Mentality,

He believes that Sonichu and Rosechu are real.

and my Good, Clean Life!!!

I later tore up the original drawing into many little squares and put them into an envelope, which resides in my scrapbook binder full of shamed past relationship art works.

So . . . does this mean that Chris put the Wedding Comic and “Ooga-Booga” in there, or are there others?

I have the factual story of everything has actually transpired years ago between me and Megan Schroeder.

NEWS AT 11 . . . I don’t believe you.

August 14th or 21st, 2004 (I’m not sure which . . . it was shortly after the Yu-Gi-Oh movie was released in theaters); I had been a long time player and fan of Pokemon (both video game and TCG.) I became a bit intrigued in the Yu-Gi-Oh TGC, so I took it up as well.

The very first tournament I went to at the Game and Hobby Place; I saw her face, and I fell in love.

Love at first sight, a common trope in children’s media. Unfortunately, we’re talking about a twenty-five year old man.

Over Two Years, during our times between Pokemon League, Yu-Gi-Oh Tournaments, and UFS TCG (Soul Calibur, Street Fighter, etc) events at the Place, all I had been was nothing but Good, Nice, and Loyal to her.

Aside from trying to kiss her, assault a friend of hers, yell at her gay friends, and drawing shecameforcwc, of course.

I only touched her shoulder, hand, and long hair; last time I checked, THOSE are non-offensive places.

Here Chris’s lack of empathy and autism is at its worse. It doesn’t matter what part of Megan’s body he touched. Some people are okay with making out with strangers and others freak out if you even brush against them. A person’s no-no spots are up to them, and they can change; they’re not pre-determined zones, like a diagram of cuts of meat on a cow.

I spent Hundreds of Dollars on her between gifts, and all of the things I bought on eBay for her; mostly Sailor Moon trading cards, all at her request.

Chris could have said “no” at any time, it’s not like Megan held a gun to his head or offered to have sex with him at any time. Chris assumed that she would, because that’s how women, work, right? Throw jewels and toys at them and the panties eventually come off once your relationship evolves up to Level 12 Sweetheart?

She even asked me to buy her a Zune, which I spent over 200 on at Best Buy. And how does she reimburse me for the favors and the Zune?

Note that Chris just described these things as “gifts,” for Megan. Usually with a gift, you don’t expect reimbursement. Unless Chris had deigns to china. Which he totally did.

NO CASH; only her “merchandise” of collectable manga, a few DVDs, figurines, plushes, and a mix bag of Lego pieces.

Oh, so Chris did get reimbursed for it, after all. Once again, he didn’t have to accept these things, but he did, so he doesn’t really have any room to complain. If I walk into a restaurant and they offer me a table right away in a dark and smelly corner by the bathroom, I’ve got nobody to blame but myself if I take the corner seat and then don’t like it.

What did I care then?

Quite a bit, actually, judging by the way he pouts about it now.

I was head over heels for that bitch.

I stand by my earlier statement that Chris loses any coherence to his argument when he calls Megan a bitch.

I bought the Uncut Sailor Moon series on DVDs for MYSELF, then I burned the episodes on DVD-Rs for her; MY treat. Admittedly, I had one mishap on One episode in the SailorStars Season; I informed her about that. She declined my gift; she wanted the Original DVDs. H.o.H, I gave her my DVDs.

So . . . Chris spent the on something he wouldn’t have liked if it hadn’t been for Megan, pirated them and didn’t even do a very good job of it, tried to give an unbidden gift to Megan and then gave her the originals anyway when she responded with something like, “oh, no thanks, Chris, I’d like to get the originals for myself later. Thanks for the thoughtfulness, though.” Also, why is Chris still so upset about not getting his DVDs back? Why doesn’t he just use the tugboat to replace them? He can spent literal thousands on a Simpsons knock-off SimCity, designer makeup, thongs, dildos, digital Sonic the Hedgehog comics on the PSN, Apple products and butt beads, but he balks at a DVD set?

This was still long before October, 2007. We also shared our hand-drawn art pieces with each other; I drew her in her favorite Red Dark Magician card, and comically me in my favorite card, Dark Magician Girl.

So did Chris draw himself in drag? Is this some weird precursor to Tomgirl? I bet Megan loved that.

All these Good Things, and Freaking Loyalty! And how does she thank me in the end? Getting Mims and Lucas to take my photograph without my consent, and her ditching me for another dude

Please note that you can’t get “ditched” if you were never dating in the first place.

and PUBLICALLY Making Out with him to Shock me into mental paralysis that same Friday Pokemon League Night!

Please note Chris’s choice of words here. Megan was making out with another guy to shock Chris, not because Megan was happy with another guy. No, even when Megan is dating, it’s to spite Chris, never mind her own happiness. Chris’s ego strikes again.

Then the following Friday, I get my Wii; I randomly decide to Google my name; BAM! The very first hate-filled web page against me. My mother and father had seen her talking with the Place employees, hearing some parts of the conspirations against me. I had not fully comprehended her Queen Bee of the Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies activities until years later.

Chris means, “after I’ve had a chance to stew about it and listen to my mommy’s lies.”

Her conspiring with said employees also led to my being banned from the Place.

Hadn’t Chris previously admitted to writing “Michael Snyder loves the fiddlesticks out of Mary Lee Walsh” on store property and hogging the TV for his Wii? But no, IT WAS MEGAN!

And NOW, she, with Mimm’s help, wants to play the ONE drawing versus Total Life Devastation, Destruction, Creating the Worst Online Reputation (Against Me) Ever in the Earth’s History! I ask you, who is the real monster here?

Chris.

 

[Hasharin]

Internet Troll Knowledge? Is that some kind of gnosis?

 

[Some JERK]

And NOW, she, with Mimm’s help, wants to play the ONE drawing versus Total Life Devastation, Destruction, Creating the Worst Online Reputation (Against Me) Ever in the Earth’s History! I ask you, who is the real monster here?

Chris.

this is my favorite part of this particular Facebook tantrum. He doesn't just have a bad reputation, it has to be "the worst reputation in Earth's history" now. Chris redefines histrionics sometimes.

 

[Hasharin]

And NOW, she, with Mimm’s help, wants to play the ONE drawing versus Total Life Devastation, Destruction, Creating the Worst Online Reputation (Against Me) Ever in the Earth’s History! I ask you, who is the real monster here?

Chris.

this is my favorite part of this particular Facebook tantrum. He doesn't just have a bad reputation, it has to be "the worst reputation in Earth's history" now. Chris redefines histrionics sometimes.

It's no surprise since he's worse than Hitler.

 

[Christ-Chan]

It's no surprise since he's worse than Hitler.

So the A-Logiest of A-Logers... Was the victim himself? The call was coming from inside the house!!

EDIT: Fixed the tags because I'm a sperg

 

[Marvin]

Same old shit from .

The only thing I want to add here is that I hope Megan has gotten wiser about putting up with morons and how she doesn't need to be friendly to them at the expense of her own personal boundaries. It's kind of hard for me to have too much sympathy for someone who was too lazy to buy their own shit off Ebay and got tangled up with a clingy loser like Chris then refused to extract themselves by simply not associating with him anymore when she realized he wasn't respecting her requests to stop touching her. Learn to put your foot down or risk being a Google casualty of autism-al proportions.

It's in a way the other side of the coin to the way Anna interacts to this day still with CWC, which is at least just as bad, if not worse, thanks to the continued enabling factor.

Eh, it might take awhile for someone to realize a friendship isn't worth it. She wasn't just being friendly to Chris to get him to buy her things, they were friends for awhile.

 

[pickleniggo]

I like how Chris is pissed now, after the fact, that he was buying things for Megan in exchange for other stuff.
He fails to mention that he bought her a DS, which she politely refused because it was expensive.
Or that he was trying to win a sweepstakes so that he could take her to another state and force himself upon her.
Or that, for three years, he kept touching her after she repeatedly asked him not to.

Chris is a creepass.

 

[Male]

Keep deleting those messages, they won't go away though.
http://i.imgur.com/KTLi61d.png

 

[LM 697]

Chris said "cute bod" lol.

 

[wikiwikipedia]

And NOW, she, with Mimm’s help, wants to play the ONE drawing versus Total Life Devastation, Destruction, Creating the Worst Online Reputation (Against Me) Ever in the Earth’s History! I ask you, who is the real monster here?

Chris.

this is my favorite part of this particular Facebook tantrum. He doesn't just have a bad reputation, it has to be "the worst reputation in Earth's history" now. Chris redefines histrionics sometimes.

more like herstrionics.

 

[MetroidJunkie]

Like I said, Chris is a living example of what Kyle told Cartman on the fishsticks episode of South Park. His mind remembers it differently because his ego refuses to admit he was simply a terrible friend and that Meg was simply a victim of his sexual harassment. In his mind, if any woman isn't interested in his bent genitals, it MUST be because she's a troll conspiring to get him as no true and honest woman would be able to resist his clearly irresistible bod. Chrissy will never accept that he was selfish and acting in lust, only thinking about what he wanted rather than what she wanted.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

and PUBLICALLY Making Out with him to Shock me into mental paralysis that same Friday Pokemon League Night!

Please note Chris’s choice of words here. Megan was making out with another guy to shock Chris, not because Megan was happy with another guy. No, even when Megan is dating, it’s to spite Chris, never mind her own happiness. Chris’s ego strikes again.

Megan didn't even have a boyfriend, as far as we know. It was never mentioned in the Lucas and Mimms Q&A. She did, however, sit on the lap of her gay friend. Even if she did have a BF, she doesn't seen to be the type to be smoochin' in a card shop in front of little kids and their parents.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Hang on now, that is tad harsh and out of line, I know many people who don't have eBay accounts, because to put it simply they don't trust the site. I didn't use Ebay for years and it was only through a friend that I would ever get eBay things.I would always pay him back and he didn't mind helping me out. I was nervous because I had heard many stories at the time of people getting shafted by the sellers and so it was only later on I bit the bullet and got an eBay account. We don't know the reason she didn't have one and to speculate that it was just laziness is unfair to her maybe she was just cautious of putting sensitive financial information on a internet site. I don't think she knew he would be that clingy and disrespectful and I don't like that you are in essence blaming her for his grabby-ass games. He was never taught about boundaries and maybe she didn't want to have to deal with one of his public rages if she rebuked him in public. If he yelled at little kids it would be nothing for him to yell at a woman.

I am sure she wishes she had never spoken to Chris to begin with.

With all due respect, nothing you raised there makes me reevaluate my opinion about the whole ordeal and it appears we are going to end up agreeing to disagree when this is all said and done, which I'm fine with as an outcome. If you don't have an ebay account because of whatever reason, either don't use the site or run the risk of whatever proxy bidder you associate with turning out to be a proto-tomgirl, that's still all on you regardless of what you choose. It's speculated the lack of a credit card was the reason for her turning to to use as a proxy bidder, so if that is true, it's a pretty weak reason to continue to associate with someone who isn't enough of a friend to you that they repeatedly disregard your requests not to be so touchy. You've got a set of what, six, seven, emails over more than a year asking him repeatedly to be more hands off so who knows how many more in person requests are lost to the vagaries of CWC's spotty recollection? You can interpret my comment as blaming her for CWC's actions if you like, but read it again and there's no such assertion on my part there, I said I hope she learned to put her foot down a lot sooner over things like this so it didn't end up crossing yet another creepy line due to her continued association with guys who don't respect what she says to them on fronts such as that. Sure he was never taught boundaries, but if she wanted to be friends with him and keep them in place, she was eventually going to have to be wiling to be an object lesson to him over them by disassociating from him, which she wasn't doing because . . . she liked the Vega collectables more than making him respect her wishes I guess?

Eh, it might take awhile for someone to realize a friendship isn't worth it. She wasn't just being friendly to Chris to get him to buy her things, they were friends for awhile.

I agree, I'm sure Megan decided to try and be patient with CWC because of her experience with her own brother, which is a noble intention I freely admit, but when you have to constantly make a point to tell someone to stop, and they don't, there needs to be consequences to them not respecting your wishes, which in this case is ending the friendship, and she wasn't willing to do that until after ED got ShecameforCWC.jpg up there for everyone to see. So again, I hope she learned to not just let stuff like this be glossed over out of a misplaced sense of being nice to someone despite their obvious faults.