Facebook Status August 18, 2013

[Thetan]

Surprisingly, Chris has a really good sense of color theory, and deciding which colors go well together. With that said, it's an even bigger surprise that he didn't get some New Balances. I'm not sure if it's just a "me" observation, but NB's seem to be the brand of choice for 'tards, 'spergs and autists alike.

I think Chris needs to theorize a little harder on his color choices. As for Sonichu, Crayola spent trillions of dollars and murdered countless puppies to identify colors that all play well together.

Sorry to wander OT but goddammit - look at that hair, filthy and greasy. You'd think Chris would take at least the minimal effort to wash his hair to prepare for a date.

Poor Faeryn. The expression on her face says it all.

 

[CatParty]

So does his "expression"

 

[XYZpdq]

honestly the shoes aren't too bad, especially grading on a curve for "Choices CWC Makes"

 

[Thetan]

Kengle and Veronica are probably the same person

Seriously... that's a disturbing thought.

Imagine, Kengle creates the Veronica sock specifically to troll Chris so that he can come to the rescue and defend Chris's honor; thus proving that he's Chris's bestest friend evah.

If this is the case, then Kengle has some serious issues. He may be as bad as Chris, or possibly worse.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Hm ...

 

[Thetan]

Right, which one of you weens is Kenneth?

As for the shoes, my mother has a pair like that (except she has white laces that don't look godawful) I'd also like to think that Chris' feet aren't that small but I wouldn't be surprised if they're atrophying to little trotters due to not being used.

It's not hard to believe that Chris found a pair of women's sneakers in his size. Women's shoe sizes (in the US anyway) go up to size 12, which would be a size 10 in men's.

I can't tell what brand they are though. They look like cheap knock-offs which, knowing Chris, they probably are. After all, he's got more important things to spend the hard-working taxpayers' money on.

Hm ...

Heh.... most of the gay guys I know wouldn't take Chris as a gift. Creepy, fat, dirty, greasy and stinky is creepy, fat, dirty, greasy and stinky, whether you're gay or straight.

Nice image though.

 

[CWCissey]

Right, which one of you weens is Kenneth?

As for the shoes, my mother has a pair like that (except she has white laces that don't look godawful) I'd also like to think that Chris' feet aren't that small but I wouldn't be surprised if they're atrophying to little trotters due to not being used.

It's not hard to believe that Chris found a pair of women's sneakers in his size. Women's shoe sizes (in the US anyway) go up to size 12, which would be a size 10 in men's.

I can't tell what brand they are though. They look like cheap knock-offs which, knowing Chris, they probably are. After all, he's got more important things to spend the hard-working taxpayers' money on.

His feet look really small anyway.

 

[snowkitten91]

Chris just deleted Kenneth's comment, together with the whole riddle post. Maybe he's finally seeing what other people comment about his posts.

 

[Thetan]

Chris just deleted Kenneth's comment, together with the whole riddle post. Maybe he's finally seeing what other people comment about his posts.

He should have taken a cue from the ]P and said that he just posted those pictures to fuck with them. His explanation only served to make him look like an even bigger tard. Guess he just figured that out (or someone, like the ever so helpful Anna clued him in).

 

[Marvin]

Chris just deleted Kenneth's comment, together with the whole riddle post. Maybe he's finally seeing what other people comment about his posts.

Nah, he just made them private.

 

[IanBrannanSOMETHING]

Surprisingly, Chris has a really good sense of color theory, and deciding which colors go well together. With that said, it's an even bigger surprise that he didn't get some New Balances. I'm not sure if it's just a "me" observation, but NB's seem to be the brand of choice for 'tards, 'spergs and autists alike.

I think Chris needs to theorize a little harder on his color choices.

At least his drink matches the stripes on his shirt.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Why do I get the feeling that when I see these shoes, Chris might become an adult baby?

He already shits himself, is incapable of making proper food choices, and has zero sense of responsibility or shame, so he's well on his way.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Why do I get the feeling that when I see these shoes, Chris might become an adult baby?

He already shits himself, is incapable of making proper food choices, and has zero sense of responsibility or shame, so he's well on his way.

He's still not a DL (diaper lover) though, because DIAPERS ARE FOR BABIES!

 

[The Dude]

Surprisingly, Chris has a really good sense of color theory, and deciding which colors go well together. With that said, it's an even bigger surprise that he didn't get some New Balances. I'm not sure if it's just a "me" observation, but NB's seem to be the brand of choice for 'tards, 'spergs and autists alike.

I think Chris needs to theorize a little harder on his color choices.

At least his drink matches the stripes on his shirt.

Fucking hell, his date is drinking a manlier drink than he is.

 

[exball]

I think Chris needs to theorize a little harder on his color choices.

At least his drink matches the stripes on his shirt.

Fucking hell, his date is drinking a manlier drink than he is.

 

[CatParty]

I bet she can party though. That doesn't look like a lite beer. She can hang.

 

[exball]

I bet she can party though. That doesn't look like a lite beer. She can hang.

 

[Ivan Komarov]

Surprisingly, Chris has a really good sense of color theory, and deciding which colors go well together. With that said, it's an even bigger surprise that he didn't get some New Balances. I'm not sure if it's just a "me" observation, but NB's seem to be the brand of choice for 'tards, 'spergs and autists alike.

Shit, I'm wearing NBs right now.
I find they actually hold together well after use, and appear to be slightly wider than other brands.

 

[derpi]

Why do I get the feeling that when I see these shoes, Chris might become an adult baby?

He already shits himself, is incapable of making proper food choices, and has zero sense of responsibility or shame, so he's well on his way.

He's still not a DL (diaper lover) though, because DIAPERS ARE FOR BABIES!

Give it time.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

hands up if you tried looking for these shoes on walmart's website. I found similar, but not with the blue bubbles at the bottom.

I also google searched similar images, and this popped up:

How fitting.

///edit///

Here they are, on Target's website, however, they're in grey:

http://www.target.com/p/women-s-c9-by-c ... medium_1_5

Yup, he went to the GetTar region for 'em.