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Would Barb even let Chris go to it? She disapproved of the entire Tomgirl thing, I don't know. She might not care about MLP.
What the hap is fuckening
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Anon said:
Would Barb even let Chris go to it? She disapproved of the entire Tomgirl thing, I don't know. She might not care about MLP.
But he has been MLPing long before Tomgirl came around. Unless she's still afraid of him being gay or whatever
revengeofphil said:
Anon said:
Would Barb even let Chris go to it? She disapproved of the entire Tomgirl thing, I don't know. She might not care about MLP.
But he has been MLPing long before Tomgirl came around. Unless she's still afraid of him being gay or whatever
Barb probably isn't the most progressive of folks...
It probably won't be a problem, Chris'll hate it and rant.
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Anon said:
bungholio said:
So the crowd at the movie theaters will be half-fat, sweaty, neckbeards , and half-little girls with their Moms?
When worlds collide...
I'm suddenly struck with the image of Chris in full tomgirl attire sashaying around the movie heater while little girls stare in horror and concerned mothers pull their children closer to them for fear that the adult autistic manchild might walk up to them and try to start up a conversation about ponies.
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Anon said:
bungholio said:
So the crowd at the movie theaters will be half-fat, sweaty, neckbeards , and half-little girls with their Moms?
When worlds collide...
I'm suddenly struck with the image of Chris in full tomgirl attire sashaying around the movie heater while little girls stare in horror and concerned mothers pull their children closer to them for fear that the adult autistic manchild might walk up to them and try to start up a conversation about ponies.
The new GAMe PLACe will be the Ruckersvillve or Charlottesville theater.
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Anon said:
Coldgrip said:
Anon said:
I'm suddenly struck with the image of Chris in full tomgirl attire sashaying around the movie heater while little girls stare in horror and concerned mothers pull their children closer to them for fear that the adult autistic manchild might walk up to them and try to start up a conversation about ponies.
The new GAMe PLACe will be the Ruckersvillve or Charlottesville theater.
Before you know it, the old one will go under and then Michael Snyder will return as the manager (eventually owner) of the movie theater.
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MLP is something that Chris can do a decent job of hiding from Barb if he needs to.
Mr. 0 said:
Anon said:
Coldgrip said:
I'm suddenly struck with the image of Chris in full tomgirl attire sashaying around the movie heater while little girls stare in horror and concerned mothers pull their children closer to them for fear that the adult autistic manchild might walk up to them and try to start up a conversation about ponies.
The new GAMe PLACe will be the Ruckersvillve or Charlottesville theater.
Before you know it, the old one will go under and then Michael Snyder will return as the manager (eventually owner) of the movie theater.
It'll all come full circle when Snyder becomes the owner of the old folks home Chris ends up in.
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Marvin said:
MLP is something that Chris can do a decent job of hiding from Barb if he needs to.
She doesn't ever step in his room and say "Son, why the fuck are there dozens of tiny vinyl horses scattered around the room?"
I was promised a sandwich.
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revengeofphil said:
Marvin said:
MLP is something that Chris can do a decent job of hiding from Barb if he needs to.
She doesn't ever step in his room and say "Son, why the fuck are there dozens of tiny vinyl horses scattered around the room?"
That would require walking.
revengeofphil said:
Marvin said:
MLP is something that Chris can do a decent job of hiding from Barb if he needs to.
She doesn't ever step in his room and say "Son, why the fuck are there dozens of tiny vinyl horses scattered around the room?"
At this point I'm sure she is no longer surprised by anything. Her last holdout is that he won't get into Care Bears.
I doubt Chris would get to see it in theatres even if he wanted to. I think it's supposed to be limited release...I doubt dinky little Ruckersville would get it, small towns usually never get limited release movies. Maybe Charlottesville, but even that's a toss-up.
Another reason why he needs to chill. There's a good chance it won't even get within 50 miles of him.
He might even just pirate it if he can't see it.
Anon said:
He might even just pirate it if he can't see it.
I would not think he knows how to torrent. If he did, he wouldn't know how to do it safely.
Null said:
Anon said:
He might even just pirate it if he can't see it.
I would not think he knows how to torrent. If he did, he wouldn't know how to do it safely.
You're right, I tend to overestimate Chris's abilities.
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revengeofphil said:
Marvin said:
MLP is something that Chris can do a decent job of hiding from Barb if he needs to.
She doesn't ever step in his room and say "Son, why the fuck are there dozens of tiny vinyl horses scattered around the room?"
Heh, you're assuming she lets him have privacy and/or his bedroom.
But yeah, I don't know if he's buying physical ponies anymore. If he did, yeah, that'd be a bit harder to hide from Barb.
This a little off-topic but how often does Chris post on his Facebook? I'm new here so it'd be great if someone told me.
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It's as irregular as anything related to Chr!s-Ch@n other than 'he's autistic as fuck'. Sometimes he stays months silent, sometimes it's a few posts in a matter of weeks.
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Anon said:
This a little off-topic but how often does Chris post on his Facebook? I'm new here so it'd be great if someone told me.
Privately (to his Facebook friends), he appears to post almost daily given past leaks/leak opportunities. Publicly, on occasion.
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KatsuKitty said:
Anon said:
This a little off-topic but how often does Chris post on his Facebook? I'm new here so it'd be great if someone told me.
Privately (to his Facebook friends), he appears to post almost daily given past leaks/leak opportunities. Publicly, on occasion.
This, except I'd describe his total posts to be closer to weekly than daily.
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