Facebook Update: "Smiley" Review

[CatParty]

cole and chris could be the new siskel and ebert

 

[potrzebie]

To clarify for those who are confused, I PMed him on facebook and after he replied with "Fuck off, Fuck-face" he blocked me, hence the blank picture and black text. I can't even view his page from that account anymore, but the record of PMs still exists.

I was going to reply with "Why are you insulting me? I'm just trying to talk to you like a rational adult." but no. It's like he could sense that logic was about to pervade his cobwebbed brain so he hit the block button.

 

[Male]

Sorry for goin OT but speaking of the stupid movie:

bout a week or so before the film's official release, the movie leaked onto the internet, catching the attention of the image board 4chan. The website has a part in the films plot; this enraged many users of the website, namely the infamous /b/ board who took offense to how the website was portrayed in the movie. In response, they attacked director Michael Gallagher, sending him death threats and going so far as to harass members of his family and his girlfriend. Gallagher has stated that he has since reported the incident to the FBI.

"Yeah let's show them that we are not total assholes by sending death threats to the director and his family!"
Genius.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

That said, (RANT TIME) I'm really getting annoyed by people who like things "ironically". Either you like something, or you don't, either way you don't have to justify it to anyone. If liking shitty beer, wearing ugly glasses, or having a crap computer is contrary to what people expect of you then maybe you should just own up to the fact that you have shitty taste. Or, perhaps, that you're a pretentious twat that thinks people actually evaluate you based on your glasses, beer, and choice in computer, when in reality most people have their own shit to worry about.

Making sure you're inverse to popular culture at all times is no less pathetic than embracing popular culture at all times. It's all a massive conspiracy perpetrated by the wool hat and mustache wax industries.

 

[The Hunter]

Potrzebie, I just gotta say, your new avatar goes perfectly with your title.

 

[PolterBob]

Re: New FB Post.

It's amusing to see he liked his own post. I guess he misses when Anna did that to show him suppot

Gee Chris. Don't terrorist threats qualify as a violation of probation? Sure hope no one passes your little tweet along to a certain store owner or maybe even a certain judge.

PS: That "Bastard among bastards" didn't ruin and destroy your life, emotions, and Being. You did that to your own damn self.

All Snyder did was say "no" to you.

I know it totally gobsmacks you that someone would dare to disobey your selfish demands, but that's Life. But your continued obsessions with him only dig your into an even deeper hole.

He won. YOU LOST! There's nothing you can do about it except make matters worse for yourself. No one is going to do your bidding and burn down or blow up anything for you. There is no Personal Army for you to command. All you have is you, your mom, a couple of dogs, and swarms of insects skittering throughout your house.

 

[93Aiwass]

Re: New FB Post.

I noticed that Chris posted a new facebook status. It's a film review (Cole just became obsolete).

Seriously, it's written more intelligently than anything I've ever seen from Cole. Wow, Cole, the one thing you're supposed to be good at and you're bested by Chris. Call it a day, hipster.

The suicide comment is rather troublesome, though. It's probably another cry for attention, but even still, Chris really needs help. Real help.

I must say, that is really sad. Not just the fact that someone who makes his bread as a movie reviewer gets bested by his socially awkward, insane half-brother but also the suicide comment. I would really love to see Chris get the help he needs.

 

[UltraSonichu]

What does 'trolling-stupid' even mean?

 

[potrzebie]

Potrzebie, I just gotta say, your new avatar goes perfectly with your title.

Mucho appreciado. Your avatar goes perfectly with anything.

What does 'trolling-stupid' even mean?

I think it's a CWC-ism meaning "fucking stupid" except referring to trolls specifically. If the word fuck can be used in that context, therefore the word troll could too. So fuck is equivalent to troll, I guess. Which makes me a troll-face.

 

[93Aiwass]

Re: New FB Post.

It's amusing to see he liked his own post. I guess he misses when Anna did that to show him suppot

Gee Chris. Don't terrorist threats qualify as a violation of probation? Sure hope no one passes your little tweet along to a certain store owner or maybe even a certain judge.

PS: That "Bastard among bastards" didn't ruin and destroy your life, emotions, and Being. You did that to your own damn self.

All Snyder did was say "no" to you.

I know it totally gobsmacks you that someone would dare to disobey your selfish demands, but that's Life. But your continued obsessions with him only dig your into an even deeper hole.

He won. YOU LOST! There's nothing you can do about it except make matters worse for yourself. No one is going to do your bidding and burn down or blow up anything for you. There is no Personal Army for you to command. All you have is you, your mom, a couple of dogs, and swarms of insects skittering throughout your house.

Holy shit, Chris actually posted this? WTF?

Then again, considering the vast amounts of shockingly epic fail in his videos, Sonichu comics and other missives, it's not too surprising that he posted this.

 

[TL 611]

Him mentioning suicide is him referring to all the retard teenagers who off themselves because of trolling. He's probably listened to a few Fox-type program's about the subject and feels like he should be the spokesperson for these people who Have SUFFERED THE STRESS AND HEARTACHE He Has (whilst making it all about him).

 

[random_pickle]

I'm surprised at his response, I don't know why but it seems odd to see Chris use such an insult. Maybe because it isn't in partial caps?

 

[potrzebie]

I'm surprised at his response, I don't know why but it seems odd to see Chris use such an insult. Maybe because it isn't in partial caps?

It's funny, he used to dislike swearing. Now at the age of 30, he's started swearing to try seem more mature, not realising that it actually makes him look really immature.

 

[Null]

I'm surprised at his response, I don't know why but it seems odd to see Chris use such an insult. Maybe because it isn't in partial caps?

Probably because it is a blunt, dismissive insult. That's unusual for him.

 

[Bgheff]

Yes, my sig is from the Savannah leak, so he said it. I used it as a sig because it showcases his rage for minor issues, like store bannings.

 

[Trombonista]

For the record, Chris also thinks Cyberbully is a good movie. From what I've heard of both movies, I'll assume that combining the two premises would create a film with the chances of unseating Mary Poppins as Chris's all-time favorite film.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

"Mmm. Yeah. H-how ya'all trolls like dem der apples. Hrm. Yeah."

 

[PolterBob]

What does 'trolling-stupid' even mean?

Well, the white-knighting attempt that "The Unknown Autobot" did that was so lame that even CWC did a facepalm was pretty damn trolling-stupid, imo.

 

[Mr. 0]

What does 'trolling-stupid' even mean?

Well, the white-knighting attempt that "The Unknown Autobot" did that was so lame that even CWC did a facepalm was pretty damn trolling-stupid, imo.

Sauce?!

 

[DrChristianTroy]

For the record, Chris also thinks Cyberbully is a good movie. From what I've heard of both movies, I'll assume that combining the two premises would create a film with the chances of unseating Mary Poppins as Chris's all-time favorite film.

He's seen Cyberbully? Like confirmed that he has????? THAT is a review I wanna see.