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[ON 190]

I dunno. I've done it and had it done to me. It wasn't so weird at the time. I think it would be if you just went up and did it. It kinda needs to be a certain situation. It's not like it's a make out session with someone's shoulder. It's just a quick peck to show affection. This article, in general, is not what someone should rely on of they want to keep a mate. It's kinda like those girly magazines that show "10 ways to blow his mind in bed". While they might have a few good ideas, they shouldn't be the whole of your knowledge.

I think it was just the accompanying picture that baffled me, but I'm not ruling out that I'm a robot that cannot grasp this "affection" you humans speak of.

 

[Thetan]

I dunno. I've done it and had it done to me. It wasn't so weird at the time. I think it would be if you just went up and did it. It kinda needs to be a certain situation. It's not like it's a make out session with someone's shoulder. It's just a quick peck to show affection. This article, in general, is not what someone should rely on of they want to keep a mate. It's kinda like those girly magazines that show "10 ways to blow his mind in bed". While they might have a few good ideas, they shouldn't be the whole of your knowledge.

It's still a step up from getting your dating advice from a book written by a 9 year old boy.

Spoiler

 

[SnergenFlergen]

This is too perfect. It's almost like Lizzy the Lezzy is addressing Chris directly.

 

[Lipitor]

This is too perfect. It's almost like Lizzy the Lezzy is addressing Chris directly.

It's only true for Christian, because he has the lifestyle of a child.

 

[Majora]

 

[BillRiley]

I am a lesbian transwoman; I feel offended and confused by the quote in the image.

And yet people keep telling me that Chris has a fine grasp on gender and sexuality...

 

[Barley]

"I am (insert not-male gender); I feel offended/confused by thing."
He actually made one of those generic SJW phrases

 

[Chuggernaut]

Looks like he's putting Sonichu issues up as albums. Apparently #8 was "purposely controvertial."

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Yeah Chris, thanks for reminding us about the Sonichu comics... now where's da new issue? He's at Bruce Lee level when it comes to dodging that... issue.

 

[Satoru182]

Chris and sex.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

^ exactly what am I looking at? Dr. Who + Derpy + ponies?

 

[jc17]

I just love how he misses the context of the post because he's to busy throwing a hissy fit over the quote. The post makes fun of trans haters, but I guess someone will have to explain it to him.

 

[timtommy]

I just love how he misses the context of the post because he's to busy throwing a hissy fit over the quote. The post makes fun of trans haters, but I guess someone will have to explain it to him.

He said he was "confused and offended". Something about that phrase cracks me up. "I have no idea whay you are saying, but whatever it is I don't like it."

 

[Katolate]

^ exactly what am I looking at? Dr. Who + Derpy + ponies?

That pic is part of a series drawn by a deranged butch lesbian-male trans-pandhanling furry-pegasister-tumblr bitch who goes by the name of Balddumborat.
She has admited to know nothing about either ponies or doctor Who and only drawing that bstuff because it gets her off / it can be sold to assholes at absurdly high prices.

She's part of Encyclopedia Dramatica, as she's a well known lolcow.

 

[GS 281]

I love how the "Lizzy the Lezzy" icon looks half-interested, like even the cartoon character has had enough of Chris' shit. BTW, weens are assailing Chris' message on that page.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

And Chris would never date a trans woman (per OK Cupid profile). And none of those trans women would touch Chris with a ten foot pole. So it's a layer cake of irony.

 

[Lipitor]

He said he was "confused and offended". Something about that phrase cracks me up. "I have no idea whay you are saying, but whatever it is I don't like it."

I think he's slowly starting to realize lesbians don't normally want to date/fuck transwomen. But of course in true Chris fashion he thinks he can just get offended or indignant about it until he gets his way.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

But of course in true Chris fashion he thinks he can just get offended or indignant about it until he gets his way.

That's the only thing he's ever been taught. The sad thing is how often it actually works.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

How do I get Chris to friend me on facebook?

Cut off your penis.

 

[Rogowski]

Cut off your penis.

I've had a string of troll accounts and tried to add Chris at various points for shits and giggles. The one and only time he accepted was when I had a female sock puppet. I didn't want to interact with him, it was just funny that he will literally only add girls and I imagine that he also had a certain standard of beauty he expects from potential friends.