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"ratings trolling"
I remember when, conversely, caring about ratings was a ban
 
KO overton window has shifted so far to the left that they are now re-gendering they/them, someone tell every straight woman who has "she/her/they/them" in their bio

threads like that are always this crazy humiliation ritual, we're going to yell at you over some asinine thing, if you defend yourself YOU'RE WRONG and you need to edit your post and publicly apologize or we'll all reply with thread derailing zingers until the self-righteous moderator shows up to ban you!!!!

"ratings trolling"
I remember when, conversely, caring about ratings was a ban

It's a very popular tool when it comes to banning people they don't have an actual reason to ban
 
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Sometimes I find myself seeing a red name on Knockout and getting curious if that person has been permanently banned or not. This time, I stumbled across Noob©, the 9th account made on Knockout.chat back in March 2019, who has been banned (or "muted" as they're calling it now) for 3 days, recently extended to 5 days. What for? I cannot be fucked to actually read 4 pages of a thread about how people aren't reading books anymore to understand why Noob© got targetted, but his first post in the thread is here, so feel free to read onward.

So I got curious and checked his ban history. In total, Noob© has 15 bans on record, from as far back as 7 years ago, at an average rate of a ban a year. We've all seen people on that forum permanently banned for way fucking less. I'm surprised Noob©, with his extensive record, has not yet been nuked off Knockout.

To finalize this post, and to finally get to the reason I'm posting this, the reason they extended his 3 day vacation to 5 days made me laugh: "Extended - Actually your whole tone this thread is awful". They tacked on an extra 2 days because of his "tone"....in a text-based post on an internet forum where tone is impossible to gauge.
 
Knockout's TF2 thread discovers the recently announced TF2 zombie mod. They don't know who runs it, but when they find out who one of the programmers are (ficool2, creator of hammer++), I guarantee the discussion will turn to how he's a transphobic chud because he didn't support kids getting tranny surgeries and got banned from Knockout like 5 years ago.

Edited to correct info as I don't think ficool2 is the project lead but most likely a programmer. I have done 0 research on this mod.
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Knockout's TF2 thread discovers the recently announced TF2 zombie mod. They don't know who runs it, but when they find out who one of the programmers are (ficool2, creator of hammer++), I guarantee the discussion will turn to how he's a transphobic chud because he didn't support kids getting tranny surgeries and got banned from Knockout like 5 years ago.

Edited to correct info as I don't think ficool2 is the project lead but most likely a programmer. I have done 0 research on this mod.
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they have 12 devs on their public discord server, only ficool2 seems to have the moderator role. 5 of the devs (including ficool) have either created hundreds of tf2 workshop items or were credited in maps that got added to the game, obviously related to tf2 emporium.
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it was in development since 2024, started as a gimmicky vscript slop map
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first steamdb app update dates to feb 2025, shortly after tf2 sdk release
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Honestly not sure who's more of the loser here: the mercurial dipshit who never outgrew his teenage shitposter phase despite being a grown man in his forties, a father, and a successful game developer in spite of his level of competence... or the literal troon cabal getting their whole mod team together to take their one chance at petty revenge for all the times they were banned from the now-dead real community while LARPing about how they "outgrew" him.

... Actually, yes I do. Garry may be a fucking jughead but KO's worse.

I literally haven't visited the site in months ever since they locked off the politics section to non-regulars, since news was about the only thing I was still going there for at this point. They're not in my mind anymore and I merely saw this thread had been bumped while doing my rounds, since nowadays I just come here and the DJT lolcow and TES threads are enough to keep me up-to-date on the political situation. Plus, looking at KO's "hot thread" population numbers and subforums' last post dates, the site's only been on a steeper and steeper decline since I last looked. Meanwhile, for how much of a dipshit Garry himself may be, Facepunch seems to be doing well for itself--S&box has so far been a success as far as I've heard and Gmod just keeps on trucking as usual, to say nothing of Rust.
 
He deserves ridicule for a variety of reasons, of course, but good for him telling these faggots to eat shit. You're damned right you're supposed to pick friends, family and coworkers/teammates over strangers. What the fuck is wrong with these dumbasses?
 
Garry has a Badspot-Iban relationship with Richard and the rest of the site.
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Thread where Garry was banned
Garry Newman KO profile

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It is honestly impressive that Garry lasted 8 posts on Knockout...

I literally haven't visited the site in months ever since they locked off the politics section to non-regulars
It was fun to see their freakouts and struggle sessions, but then you remember that you knew some of these people and they used to be sane people you could play games and joke around with. Like somekind of post-lolcow mocking clarity. The site is more depressing than anything.
 
Garry has a Badspot-Iban relationship with Richard and the rest of the site.
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Garry is legitimately one of the greatest posters to ever live. His namesake is like arguably the most culturally influential piece of software written in the last two decades. Despite that, he still posts like nobody knows who the fuck he is and that he has no clue what the fuck is going on.

The facepunch forums existed as they were because the power vacuum of Something Awful was so strong that it created an inverse power structure around some british guy shitposting halfway around the globe. The second it outlived its usefulness and garry realized he had created a monster he let it out to pasture. The entire moderation team for that forum was full of legitimately really funny and entertaining guys that didn't give a fuck about forum politics but that was exactly why facepunch had to die - you couldn't keep a forum around past 2015 if you just made fun of people for talking about gamergate. hezzy was literally a fucking bobby that worked for the crown but he would still call people retards, that wouldn't fly anymore.
 
Honestly not sure who's more of the loser here: the mercurial dipshit who never outgrew his teenage shitposter phase despite being a grown man in his forties, a father, and a successful game developer in spite of his level of competence... or the literal troon cabal getting their whole mod team together to take their one chance at petty revenge for all the times they were banned from the now-dead real community while LARPing about how they "outgrew" him.

... Actually, yes I do. Garry may be a fucking jughead but KO's worse.

I literally haven't visited the site in months ever since they locked off the politics section to non-regulars, since news was about the only thing I was still going there for at this point. They're not in my mind anymore and I merely saw this thread had been bumped while doing my rounds, since nowadays I just come here and the DJT lolcow and TES threads are enough to keep me up-to-date on the political situation. Plus, looking at KO's "hot thread" population numbers and subforums' last post dates, the site's only been on a steeper and steeper decline since I last looked. Meanwhile, for how much of a dipshit Garry himself may be, Facepunch seems to be doing well for itself--S&box has so far been a success as far as I've heard and Gmod just keeps on trucking as usual, to say nothing of Rust.
When I first saw it, it was a real dilemma of who was gayer - Garry Newman or the troon cabal.
Then it hit me, there's a perfect third option:
All is faggot.
 
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