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Or he actually died. Dude had a shit ton of health problems.
Pretty sure Lord Church is dead. One of the last posts he made on Lushstories before going dark was that he was refusing to take his diabeetus meds again.
Failed Lolcows - Cows you had high hopes for, but who failed to deliver
- Thread starter Darwin Watterson
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Pretty sure Lord Church is dead. One of the last posts he made on Lushstories before going dark was that he was refusing to take his diabeetus meds again.
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- Dec 28, 2014
Strikerwolf is just too fucking retarded to do much of interest and so easily weened that most of the weens are just as retarded as he is, so can only get him to do shit about as dumb as what he'd do without prompting anyway.
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Sonmanic
Had this forum existed in the 00s, he would have easily had his own subforum. When he was rediscovered, he produced lulz for a little while before it had became apparent that he had been sucked dry for years.
Had this forum existed in the 00s, he would have easily had his own subforum. When he was rediscovered, he produced lulz for a little while before it had became apparent that he had been sucked dry for years.
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Brianna Wu/John Flynt after his thread got featured several months before and it seems like the release of his sonichu is going to happen. Instead nothing happened but tons of backpedaling and shitposting in twitter.
Maybe I just really need to be patient.
Maybe I just really need to be patient.
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- Mar 25, 2016
Kiwi Farms.
I expected some clever trolling, but every comment essentially boils down to "lol u r stupid", ironically.
I expected some clever trolling, but every comment essentially boils down to "lol u r stupid", ironically.
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https://kiwifarms.net/members/big-nasty.5613/
Exactly.
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- Feb 19, 2015
Robert Wayne Stiles' buttbuddy Andy.
He just pretends to be Rob, is extremely long-winded and spergs nonstop about Shredded Moose.
He just pretends to be Rob, is extremely long-winded and spergs nonstop about Shredded Moose.
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- Jun 20, 2016
I don't understand the people like me who talk shit about lolcows, but get really upset when people start making jokes about them. If you can't handle it yourself, don't do it to other people
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Not sure what you mean by that, but I agree to some extent. The problem is that Half-Dude was too nice and giving us ammo out of sheer generosity.
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- Jun 23, 2016
Peter Coffin.
He first appeared on my radar after a beauty blogger I used to follow did an expose on him.
I think since then there hasn't been any huge drama. There was potential with his wife Ashley (and some pretty solid theories on /cow/) but I think the milk has been lukewarm.
Maybe my standards are pretty high considering how I discovered him.
He first appeared on my radar after a beauty blogger I used to follow did an expose on him.
I think since then there hasn't been any huge drama. There was potential with his wife Ashley (and some pretty solid theories on /cow/) but I think the milk has been lukewarm.
Maybe my standards are pretty high considering how I discovered him.
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Would A-log be considered a lolcow that's gone dry? I haven't really seen any discussion of him aside fromin ages.
To my surprise he auditioned to do some voice acting work for a project of mine (but of course, the role ended up going to someone else) so I guess he's just chuggin' along.
I have actually talked to A-Log semi-recently. Back when Emer Prevost did Shootin' the Shit weekly (I used to watch when I was bored), A-Log would show up in the chat from time to time. He apparently still follows and hates CWC, but he never really mentions him. He still acts like a total autist, but he toned down a little.
The problem with Enter is that he himself is incredibly fucking boring. He would just sperg in the same way over the same things over and over again. It got old very quickly. Hilariously, his a bunch of his detractors ended up as the ones being lolcows. Never forget the splinter site...
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Yeah, the original Strikerwolf thread started out funny, but then it crashed.
Also Trigglypuff. She shut up almost immediately after the video.
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Yeah, I'd say so. Aside from him being active on BTVA (Behind The Voice Actors, for the unfamiliar), I haven't seen him do much these days.Would A-log be considered a lolcow that's gone dry? I haven't really seen any discussion of him aside from
To my surprise he auditioned to do some voice acting work for a project of mine (but of course, the role ended up going to someone else) so I guess he's just chuggin' along.
Though I still remember the days when people always compared him and Chris.
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- Feb 24, 2015
He was an admin on the Silent Hill Wiki, where he added in a ton of shit about how the games were full of circumcision symbolism. People challenged him, and he basically went nuts and had a meltdown. I myself actually started his thread (though I can't take credit for his discovery). Everyone seemed to have high hopes for him, but he ended up mostly going dark after getting kicked off the Wiki.
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Oh yeah, where his wife was widely speculated to be a RealDoll. I remember that.Peter Coffin.
He first appeared on my radar after a beauty blogger I used to follow did an expose on him.
I think since then there hasn't been any huge drama. There was potential with his wife Ashley (and some pretty solid theories on /cow/) but I think the milk has been lukewarm.
Maybe my standards are pretty high considering how I discovered him.
I also followed the Andrew Dobson thread for a while, but the last time I checked, it was still Twitter posts and people complaining about the way he draws hands.
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- Feb 25, 2013
The Golden Knight is one as he was hilarious, but he gets a mention around here every now and then so I don't tend to miss him.
SammyClassicSonicFan is never mentioned though, he was hilarious at first, and was touted as CWC Jr, then he got wise, his balls dropped and he disappeared. Hope the little fuck is doing well.
SammyClassicSonicFan is never mentioned though, he was hilarious at first, and was touted as CWC Jr, then he got wise, his balls dropped and he disappeared. Hope the little fuck is doing well.
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Peter Coffin.
He first appeared on my radar after a beauty blogger I used to follow did an expose on him.
I think since then there hasn't been any huge drama. There was potential with his wife Ashley (and some pretty solid theories on /cow/) but I think the milk has been lukewarm.
Maybe my standards are pretty high considering how I discovered him.
Coffin is a real disappointment. He should be a huge lolcow but instead is a wet fart. It's not like genuine effort didn't go into cowing him up either, mostly by /cow/
But despite being in this he never amounted to much.
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He actually joined the Farms and was a pretty decent contributor to some of the CWC threads. Don't know what he's up to at the moment, but he seems to have quietly dropped off the radar. As most people expected he was just a stupid kid who happened to have an internet connection before it was wise for him to be posting stuff online.
That thread is my favourite backfire of all time. Joe Crusher Pickles is still fighting his hilariously pathetic crusade against Alexander Cayford. He's taken down everything from his deviantart except for this:
As you can see, literally no-one supports him in this and Alexander Cayford himself just ignores him. The thing is, Fandom Arson is lucky if it makes it into triple figures in terms of views. Each video has maybe one like and one dislike and without fail the dislike will usually be from Joe Crusher Pickles. His crusade is so pointless and one-sided it makes CWC's war against Mary Lee Walsh and David "Walky" Willis's GoBots opposition look sane and worthwhile by comparison and he's completely unaware that he's contributing towards Alexander Cayford getting more traffic than he usually would.
I would love to know what Cayford did to him that pissed him off so much. He's mentioned he's a RebelTaxi fan so I can only conclude he sees Cayford as infringing on RebelTaxi, in a similar situation to Chris Bores and AVGN. But at least Bores had the view count to justify the hatred. Sadly there's not enough material for a halal thread, but I'm keeping an eye on old Joe because I think there may be potential somewhere down the line.