"Fans are weird"

[A-№1]

new trolling method: slightly inconveniencing chris.

New? Hardly.

Slightly inconveniencing Chris has always been one of the best trolling methods. As every manajerk and asset protection manager in the Ruckersville environs already knows.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

just put an xbox one in a ps4 box.

I'm pretty sure Chris's views on Microsoft consoles would change the second he owned one, at no expense to himself.

 

[calicojack]

I got an idea for a gift. First, buy a brand new PS4.Then take the system out of the box, fill the box with junk to match the weight of the system, and then reseal the box. And lastly, leave the box on his front lawn for him to find. Of course, you won't be able to see his reaction when he opens the thing so it is rather pointless...

Well obviously someone putting that much work into something like that would probably want to tape it, I suggest hiding it across the street from his home maybe?

 

[fridgesrants]

just put an xbox one in a ps4 box.

I'm pretty sure Chris's views on Microsoft consoles would change the second he owned one, at no expense to himself.

This. I bet if someone sent him a Xbox 360 or Xbox One and got to play it he would enjoy it. Chris really needs to let this Microsoft/Xbox grudge go.

 

[MetroidJunkie]

I'm pretty sure Chris's views on Microsoft consoles would change the second he owned one, at no expense to himself.

He probably just convinces himself that the system he happens to have is the greatest system ever and the one who doesn't have is uglier than sin. Can you imagine if he had gotten a Gaming PC instead of a Ps3? There'd probably be Console Peasant enemies in Sonichu.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I'm pretty sure Chris's views on Microsoft consoles would change the second he owned one, at no expense to himself.

He probably just convinces himself that the system he happens to have is the greatest system ever and the one who doesn't have is uglier than sin. Can you imagine if he had gotten a Gaming PC instead of a Ps3? There'd probably be Console Peasant enemies in Sonichu.

So.... every other PC Gamer?
Ba-dum-tss

 

[InaudibleSlink]

I'm honestly surprised that yard hasn't become a dumping site for people already,I mean who would notice extra crap on top of crap.Also it would be funny to see Chris's genuine confusion if an old mattress showed up on his lawn.

 

[Ronichu]

I'm honestly surprised that yard hasn't become a dumping site for people already,I mean who would notice extra crap on top of crap.Also it would be funny to see Chris's genuine confusion if an old mattress showed up on his lawn.

"Where are you going?"

"Eh, just dropping a few trailer loads out to the dump at Branchland Court."

"There's a dump there?"

"Sure is, number 14. For some reason, no matter what you throw in there, some crazy fat lady runs out, gathers it all up, and drags it into the house while this other fat creepy tranny just plays video games. Watch out for the tranny though, sometimes he yells at you, and he looks at my wife with rape-eyes."

 

[registereduser]

I can kind of see where he's coming from with people blindly throwing things into the yard. Like, how do you expect him to see anything in all of that mess (though this wouldn't even be a problem if he mowed his lawn like a normal person)? But i don't get why he has a problem with people putting things on the car windshields. If I was going to leave him shit (lol, yeah right) and I wanted him to see it, that'd be one of the first places I'd think to put it because it's higher up and out of the grass.

 

[Overcast]

So fatass is demanding tributes now? I guess he has to settle for something since he can't get an 18-31 year old boyfriend free virgin sacrifice.

TRIBUTE? He steals men's souls and makes them his slaves! (In his world that is)

 

[A-№1]

Can you imagine if he had gotten a Gaming PC instead of a Ps3?

Chris would never choose a gaming PC over a console. Gaming PCs, for all their superior capabilities, require more thought and upkeep. You have to worry about graphics card capabilities, DirectX support, driver versions, operating system maintenance, and all the other little tasks that go along with running a general purpose computer. Granted all these are relatively simple matters for a normal person to handle with a little research, but they are beyond Chris' motivation and probably his capability as well.

Chris wants a system where he can simply shove in a disk and grab the controller, and he is more than willing to trade off quality to get that ease.

Which is a pretty good metaphor for the rest of his life as well.

 

[Smutley]

I really hope this isn't promoting trolling or whatever, but it makes me wish I lived closer so I could leave proper presents. DVD's and Games and stuff tied up with bailing twine and hanging from the tree branches like wind chimes just out of reach. You could even make little Sonichu totems out of bones and fur and leave them tied up in the trees too, for good luck.

He would feel very good, knowing how much his fans cared about him finding their tributes.

 

[exball]

Can you imagine if he had gotten a Gaming PC instead of a Ps3?

Chris would never choose a gaming PC over a console. Gaming PCs, for all their superior capabilities, require more thought and upkeep. You have to worry about graphics card capabilities, DirectX support, driver versions, operating system maintenance, and all the other little tasks that go along with running a general purpose computer. Granted all these are relatively simple matters for a normal person to handle with a little research, but they are beyond Chris' motivation and probably his capability as well.

Chris wants a system where he can simply shove in a disk and grab the controller, and he is more than willing to trade off quality to get that ease.

Which is a pretty good metaphor for the rest of his life as well.

Can you imagine the fire hazard that thing would be? Chris would never clean the dust out of his gaming pc.

 

[CaptainDong]

Kind of like this?

 

[LordCustos3]

What other treasures are hidden in his jungle lawn?

Fleas, Deer Ticks, Dogshit, Catshit, 'Tardshit, broken bottles, thistles and the ever present stench of mildew, rotting garbage, BO and Axe "Desperation Scent" Body Spray.

 

[MetroidJunkie]

Chris wants a system where he can simply shove in a disk and grab the controller, and he is more than willing to trade off quality to get that ease.

Which is a pretty good metaphor for the rest of his life as well.

That's a very good point, not to mention gaming PC's are very expensive unless you shop around for components to minimize your costs which Chris would never do.

 

[Renraku]

So fatass is demanding tributes now? I guess he has to settle for something since he can't get an 18-31 year old boyfriend free virgin sacrifice.

TRIBUTE? He steals men's souls and makes them his slaves! (In his world that is)

Mankind ill needs a savior such as Chris.

 

[homerbeoulve]

So fatass is demanding tributes now? I guess he has to settle for something since he can't get an 18-31 year old boyfriend free virgin sacrifice.

TRIBUTE? He steals men's souls and makes them his slaves! (In his world that is)

Mankind ill needs a savior such as Chris.

Enough talk, you're going to die today!

-Shanoa.

 

[Lady Houligan]

It occurs to me that all this problem needs is a positive spin on it. For example, Chris pretending that this is a real world version of Animal Crossing, and he has to harvest all the unexpected presents/treasures from his front yard.

Of course the odds of Chris being that creative and then acting on it are about the same as my growing wings and suddenly being able to piss $100 bills, so... nope.

 

[Holdek]

Why would you waste money on buying Chris stuff?

Yeah. He already wastes our money buying himself stuff.

God, that post is so hideously written, I can barely understand what he's blathering on about. His writing seems to have degenerated alongside his speech.

Chris's major problem is that his speech is almost entirely figurative.

Chris communicates in parables. And like some autistic prophet of

he speaks in mysterious ways.

I think any normal person would be a little creeped out receiving stuff from people he doesn't know dropped off at his house.

I think any normal person

Chris still claims to have fans sometimes. Mostly, I think, when he wants to look like he has prestige. The rest of the time, those same people he identifies as trolls. It's just like how his sweethearts were either real or fake depending on what reaction he desires to elicit.

I think also that a fan who puts pressure on Chris to draw more Sonichu causes him , and thus becomes a ]P .

I wouldn't be surprised if it was his own DVD that he forgot he had and he somehow left it out in the yard himself.

He does have a point, though. Even if the yard is a dump, you shouldn't throw shit onto other people's property like that. At least he gave us the okay to send him random things.

Only things he wants though like Sonic Underground. Gifts that don't meet his criteria of awesomeness will be considered garbage, you see.