Fantasize: You're given powers of a demigod but with some limitations...

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

No.

What the fuck is a Hyper cock/Hyper Transformation?

Incoming Autistic Roleplay Shit:
Hyper cocks are cocks bigger than 12".
Hyper Transformation, from my experience was transformation where genitals and tits can be grown to large proportions.

Apologies.

 

[macrodegenerate]

I would first make it so that any changes to reality would go completely unnoticed by all but 1 In every 1000 people called outliers.

Now here's where things get interesting. At the stroke of midnight everyday, I would undo any previous changes and altered memories I made to the world excluding the consequences of people's actions that day. Then, I would change some thing in how the world interacted with humanity. One day people could fly, another they could conjure food out of thin air and eat as much as they want, on some days I would even swap people's genders. The next day the memories of their lives would adapt to the world they live in. They would always have been giants or women or able to fly in their minds. Except for outliers that would remember every day before. They would also remember an additional version of their life in the context of the current world so they could blend in easier.

I would then make a forum or some archivable site persistent across realities. The outliers could upload their GoPro flying video and it wouldn't change every night for the outliers, but everyone else would see the footage in a silly and harmless version in the context of today. The flying footage would normally look like a guy running around with a cape on, like at comic con. The 1 in 1000 would be aware of what it looks like to normies.

So basically I would alter the world, to make 1 in 1000 people potential lolcows. But Only the ones having fun exploring a constantly changing world would be making high effort content and posting it for us to laugh at.

 

[macrodegenerate]

Sweet.

Do I get penalized if I make Hyper cocks/Hyper Transformations illegal?

The better option is to make them realistic. Passing out everytime you try to get laid due to low blood pressure.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I already fantasize about holding power over others, such power that even murder would be unnecessary, and this is incredibly easy to answer.

It's unnecessary to murder anyone. So long as I lived indefinitely and could control how people procreate and raise their children, that's more than enough power to reshape society into whatever image I desire. However, a god giving unto me such power would impact the subgoal of destroying all existing religions and creating new religions. It's not hard to read a book and specifically subvert prophecies. It would be hard to raise children to believe in false gods when a true god tells them they're nonsense. I would do things like heal cripples and the deformed, not in exchange for worshipping me, but in exchange for denying their gods.

In fact, anyone who is harmed--directly or indirectly--by your actions is now guaranteed to live precisely one hundred years.

I would do things like make some East Asian Buddhist death worshippers immortal, or at least give to them indefinitely long lives, just to help destroy their nonsense.

 

[UtadaWasabi2]

I am going to do the unspeakable.
SHUT DOWN DA KIWIFARM.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Two chicks at the same time.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

I'd recreate the our entire solar system in another galaxy. except I'd create an earth where people never existed. then I'd live there occasionally checking in on earth to see how they're doing. It's not that I wouldn't want to help people. The problem is that anything I do will lead to someones indirect harm. causing a chain reaction of indirect harm that ends in a bunch of immortal people begging for a death that will never come. Assuming they get one hundred years added to their lifespan every time I indirectly caused them harm.

With the clarification on the hundred years thing and what constitutes harm my answer would change slightly. I'd still make a second earth with no people and live there. But I would find out if the pedophile rings in government and elite circles are true and then I would build a monument to their sins. Basically I would make them not age or get sick or be able to be hurt, then remove their need for sleep, food, etc and root them to one spot in constant pain for a century or so. after that they are free to go. The only way to make the pain stop is to tell anyone and everyone the truth to any question they ask. The full truth not some half truth or lie by omission. Then make it easily accessible to everyone and have a 24/7 live stream of their confessions so everyone can know how evil these people really are. if that doesn't motivate people to change the world for the better I don't know what will.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

anyone who is harmed--directly or indirectly--by your actions is now guaranteed to live precisely one hundred years.

I feel like this is enough of a superpower unto itself. Just go around smacking people so they live long, healthy lives. People would line up to be smacked by me. People would purposely want to be stepped on just because they would be guaranteed 100 years of life. Mothers would hand me their babies so that I may pinch them and grant a guaranteed century of life. The world would want my every action to be harmful, and nonharmful activities would be considered a selfish action. My days would be surrounded by people, the ill and newly born, families demanding I bless them with life extension.

 

[cybertoaster]

In fact, anyone who is harmed--directly or indirectly--by your actions is now guaranteed to live precisely one hundred years.

I'm gonna torture people for 100 years just because of this pain in the ass bullshit limitation.

Fuck the police.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

The better option is to make them realistic. Passing out everytime you try to get laid due to low blood pressure.

OMG this is genius. And give them low stamina due to the weight of it
I like it.

 

[The Foxtrot]

I personally would make sure everyone I care about would never need to worry about their bills again, or any sort of medical conditions. Other than that, I'd pretty much keep being me as I am right now. Godlike powers or not, I'm going to not let that change who I am as a person. Maybe I'd have a nice bunker in the Rockies where I can fuck off and disappear to for a few years to play vidya undisturbed.

If anything, I'd try and work from the sidelines, unknown and incognito, to slowly make society a better place. Political candidate who is a truly good person, but lacks funding to campaign? Suddenly they've gotten a generous donation from a mysterious benefactor to get their message out there. Dirty politician who is seemingly untouchable? Make sure all his dirty deeds are anonymously leaked onto the internet and the police feel a burning need to arrest him/her. Roads and infrastructure in a small down falling apart? Suddenly it's all shiny and brand new.

I'd also make sure every kid suffering from a debilitating condition or illness, like Cancer or Spina Bifida, will wake up tomorrow and be 100% normal, and their medical bills erased from history. I'd take every abused animal currently alive and rewrite history so they have instead always had a loving home. I'd bring back some animals from extinction like the Quagga, White Rhino, or Tasmanian Tiger. I'd figure out how to make sure Poachers can't kill animals anymore (like maybe their shots always miss or something).

I would try and just remain purely benevolent. Assholes are gonna be assholes regardless of what I do, but good people deserve their time in the sun too.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Sounds like I can send people to prison. There'd be a lot of prisons in my world. I'd usher in a utopia but all crime would be severely punished because there'd be no excuse for committing it then.

Moral failings which don't require legal intervention would still require counseling, therapy, etc.

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

I would just teleport everywhere. I would never need to use a car again. Also teleport other people to shitty locations to fuck with them.
I might not be able to kill someone, but I'd really fuck some assholes up to the point they wish they were dead.
Make music play around me at will depending on whatever scenario I'm in.
Probably some perverted shit.
Erase dementia/alzheimers from anyone I met.
Make it impossible to hurt any loved one I have.
Live twice as long.

 

[skykiii]

I would first make it so that any changes to reality would go completely unnoticed by all but 1 In every 1000 people called outliers.

Now here's where things get interesting. At the stroke of midnight everyday, I would undo any previous changes and altered memories I made to the world excluding the consequences of people's actions that day. Then, I would change some thing in how the world interacted with humanity. One day people could fly, another they could conjure food out of thin air and eat as much as they want, on some days I would even swap people's genders. The next day the memories of their lives would adapt to the world they live in. They would always have been giants or women or able to fly in their minds. Except for outliers that would remember every day before. They would also remember an additional version of their life in the context of the current world so they could blend in easier.

I would then make a forum or some archivable site persistent across realities. The outliers could upload their GoPro flying video and it wouldn't change every night for the outliers, but everyone else would see the footage in a silly and harmless version in the context of today. The flying footage would normally look like a guy running around with a cape on, like at comic con. The 1 in 1000 would be aware of what it looks like to normies.

So basically I would alter the world, to make 1 in 1000 people potential lolcows. But Only the ones having fun exploring a constantly changing world would be making high effort content and posting it for us to laugh at.

...You've actually already done this and that's why the Mandela Effect exists, haven't you?

 

[Pokemon Conquistador]

Invisibility that I could turn on and off would probably be cool because I could pretty much go anywhere and fuck with anyone's stuff. I could go to mansions, eat my fill and use their pools. My powers would need a side effect where they automatically turn off every surveillance camera in the vicinity, lest people know what's up.

I couldn't kill the world's worst people, but I could screw with them. I'd keep unplugging their fridges and leaving dead fish in their vents. Suckers would be begging for death soon enough.