FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

Phil Ken Sebben said:
You bastard. She had only 18 days left until her 100th birthday.

Thanks a lot Captain Buzzkill. Why couldn't you use your Death Note powers on Steven here? You would have been seen as a hero and not the villain.
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Well, at least Betty White died looking a lot younger and healthier than how Steven Assanti looks now. Still, this happening just a couple of hours after I made my joke post is fucking freaky.
 
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MetalParakeet said:
To be fair, most people couldn't live his regular lifestyle and survive.
Even most of the 600lb guests that got as large and lived as sloppily as him are dead now.

Some people are just genetically predisposed to withstand abuse. They're human cockroaches.
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I remember reading a theory that most deathfats appear extremely resilient because anyone with a weak immune system would die long before getting to that weight. As a result you get a bunch of 600lb+ people who survive stuff you really wouldn't expect.
 
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Mr Snek said:
I remember reading a theory that most deathfats appear extremely resilient because anyone with a weak immune system would die long before getting to that weight. As a result you get a bunch of 600lb+ people who survive stuff you really wouldn't expect.
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I mean, look at ozzy. He's not a death fat but he's done enough drugs and liquor to kill an entire country. Didn't they do a genetic study on him that showed he was a bit peculiar in how he was built?
 
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Damien Thorne said:
Well, at least Betty White died looking a lot younger and healthier than how Steven Assanti looks now. Still, this happening just a couple of hours after I made my joke post is fucking freaky.
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She was also well loved and had a bit of a career renaissance. Two things that Steven will never have.

The best he can hope for is to be part of a traveling freak show.
 
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JaneThough said:
Ohhhh I see. You're retarded.
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Ya got me. I am so retarded I would think that they do this because hospitals are both evil and given financial incentive to pad their numbers. I am also so retarded that I apparently read articles like this completely wrong: https://wpde.com/news/nation-world/...s-covid-19-death-in-florida-report-07-18-2020

AnOminous said:
Suicide. I know it's just a word. But contemplate it. It might just be for you!
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Maybe I will and we can see what they put on the death certificate.
 
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Damien Thorne said:
Well, at least Betty White died looking a lot younger and healthier than how Steven Assanti looks now. Still, this happening just a couple of hours after I made my joke post is fucking freaky.
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Could be worse. You could be like Anthony Fantano with the "Not Good" curse that killed Juice WRLD and Lil Peep.
 
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verymuchawful said:
Why does this guy get to survive covid while one of the Bogdanoffs dies of it. No justice in this world. :(
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Death fats are surprisingly hardy, otherwise they wouldnt be making it to 40 before they croak under 700lbs of weight.

It's perhaps the strongest evidence for the existence of the divine. Neither God nor the Devil particularly want someone like Steven I wager. Like a custody case that lasts 10 years because both parents try to make the other one take the kid.
 
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MetalParakeet said:
I mean, look at ozzy. He's not a death fat but he's done enough drugs and liquor to kill an entire country. Didn't they do a genetic study on him that showed he was a bit peculiar in how he was built?
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Sort of. The study revealed he had built up a high tolerance over the years. There was no anomaly in his genetic make-up per se, but they aren't ruling out something deeper with his physiology.
 
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Mr Snek said:
I remember reading a theory that most deathfats appear extremely resilient because anyone with a weak immune system would die long before getting to that weight. As a result you get a bunch of 600lb+ people who survive stuff you really wouldn't expect.
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This is true, and considering Steven's cleanliness level, I should mention it also applies to people with abnormally terrible hygiene who live in filth as well. Obviously it's at least partially because their immune system gets a constant workout, but even so, people with a lesser constitution would probably be long dead of dysentery/botulism/wound gangrene etc if they lived like a lot of the people on MSHPL or Hoarders. Kind of like how in my city covid was a complete joke to the few homeless it managed to infect, and most of them have viral hepatitis, HIV, COPD, and any number of nutritional deficiencies that they were considered a high risk group. I'd be curious to know how many pre-vax randomly had Covid antibodies but they never knew they had it because they didn't feel any shittier than usual, same with Assanti tbh.
 
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