FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

Netizennameless said:
How hasn't this guy been murdered yet by some angel of death? Nobody would bother investigating. It would be a net positive all around.
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maybe they don’t want this sad sack of shit on their conscious and just push him along for the next set of staff to deal with while they try to escape him.

Anyway, Steven Assanti looks like a fat Arin Hanson and as someone who watches My 600lb Life I was happy to see that he has a thread. Hopefully the rona gets him.
 
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Netizennameless said:
How hasn't this guy been murdered yet by some angel of death? Nobody would bother investigating. It would be a net positive all around.
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Nobody wants to get near him because he smells and has a toxic personality.

He's the kind of person you just want to seal up in a room, brick up the door so he can't get out and let him slowly starve to death. But considering his girth that would take a long time.
 
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
Nobody wants to get near him because he smells and has a toxic personality.

He's the kind of person you just want to seal up in a room, brick up the door so he can't get out and let him slowly starve to death. But considering his girth that would take a long time.
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My favorite The Sims play tactic.
 
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
Nobody wants to get near him because he smells and has a toxic personality.

He's the kind of person you just want to seal up in a room, brick up the door so he can't get out and let him slowly starve to death. But considering his girth that would take a long time.
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Then, hundreds of years later, Howard Carter the nth accidentally finds the room, unseals it, where he and all his buddies catch...

The Assanti Curse.
 
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As much as I was hoping Corona-chan would take what's hers, I actually think this is a worse fate for him. Horking down tendies, mainlining Dewie and binging vidya is fun for maybe a month or three, but most people eventually either want something more or slip into a malaise where the days all run together. Not to mention his aging father is the only thing preventing him from having his double-wide ass kicked to the curb. The ship is sinking, and even someone that dense has to at least have a nascent sense of this.

Not to mention he serves as a blackpill for the crowd that chants that healthcare is a human right. A stark reminder of what their taxes will actually go to support. Much like troons marching into women's spas with their girldicks flopping out serves as a nice reminder of what those LGBTQIACIAFBI+ women are actually supporting, he can't go within 50 feet of a doctor's office without someone thinking "Gosh, maybe there is a point where we just need to just let nature run its course"
 
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Chuck McGill said:
As much as I was hoping Corona-chan would take what's hers, I actually think this is a worse fate for him. Horking down tendies, mainlining Dewie and binging vidya is fun for maybe a month or three, but most people eventually either want something more or slip into a malaise where the days all run together. Not to mention his aging father is the only thing preventing him from having his double-wide ass kicked to the curb. The ship is sinking, and even someone that dense has to at least have a nascent sense of this.

Not to mention he serves as a blackpill for the crowd that chants that healthcare is a human right. A stark reminder of what their taxes will actually go to support. Much like troons marching into women's spas with their girldicks flopping out serves as a nice reminder of what those LGBTQIACIAFBI+ women are actually supporting, he can't go within 50 feet of a doctor's office without someone thinking "Gosh, maybe there is a point where we just need to just let nature run its course"
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coof unemployment was fun for maybe 6 months before I started to go Asiatic. Free government money and no work isn't that fun when everything is closed. The isolation and loneliness combined with the reality of having his life and body would have done most people in. I don't even get how he's still alive.
 
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Damien Thorne said:
I personally knew somebody that COVID killed. The fact that COVID took a good man while leaving this piece of shit alive is proof there is no God.
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Don't lose hope. If he doesn't die from the pneumonia, there are still chances he could die of the sequelae. This evil fucker is going to die of something soon, that's for sure.
 
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RVNX said:
I wanted to check his risk of dying on QCovid but I can't even enter his weight because it's out of range for the calculator. But be assured even people like him have a chance of survival if things come together and he's treated early enough, but don't believe he's gonna get off scott free.

It'll probably kill him within the next few years because his organs are already on the brink of failure anyway. Just because he's off supplemental oxygen doesn't mean he's out of the woods just yet.
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i mean you're saying this as if you're trying to prop up the legitimacy of a fake virus but even fucking ebola has a chance of survival. the goalposts have been moved so far from the original point that i have to wonder ehy you're still trying to be the referee. nigga that shit is like 15 miles downrage at this point, you can't even see it due to the curvature of the earth and you're still trying to call fouls
 
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nigga that crab pollack said:
i mean you're saying this as if you're trying to prop up the legitimacy of a fake virus but even fucking ebola has a chance of survival. the goalposts have been moved so far from the original point that i have to wonder ehy you're still trying to be the referee. nigga that shit is like 15 miles downrage at this point, you can't even see it due to the curvature of the earth and you're still trying to call fouls
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Shut up you whining faggot.
 
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