FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

[RX-78]

Just give it time--we all will eventually.

I'm willing to start a betting pool on his brush with near death making him realize he's always been a fat woman trapped in an obese man's body.

Troon saga soon?

Adipose tissue produces estrogen, so you're not too far off. This is also why every single obese man acts like a menopausal woman, the hormone balance is completely thrown out of whack.

 

[JaneThough]

Does Covid actually kill anyone? Steven is a 600lb drug addict with a history of health issues and he is fine.

About 5.42 million anyones.

 

[verymuchawful]

Why does this guy get to survive covid while one of the Bogdanoffs dies of it. No justice in this world.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Why does this guy get to survive covid while one of the Bogdanoffs dies of it. No justice in this world.

My portfolio is fucked because of this.

 

[Prosopagnosia]

Give up all hope, that son of a bitch is at home and well enough to make Cameos, the last one is from 10 hours ago.


This is his last public video available on his cameo profile.

How can that fat toothless bastard stay alive? Is he from the MacLeod clan? Do you have to behead him with a sword like in the movie HighLander? I'm starting to believe this motherfucker is immortal

 

[Damien Thorne]

Only the good die young. And Betty White will die young in comparison to him.

 

[MetalParakeet]

To be fair, most people couldn't live his regular lifestyle and survive.
Even most of the 600lb guests that got as large and lived as sloppily as him are dead now.

Some people are just genetically predisposed to withstand abuse. They're human cockroaches

 

[JaneThough]

I’m surprised no one has said it. Are we *sure* he had COVID and this wasn’t some big lie to get attention, like he does quite frequently?

 

[tokyo]

honestly im more surprised that fat ass isn't dead yet.

 

[Without A Gout]

Only the good die young. And Betty White will die young in comparison to him.

Are you a psychic or something?

 

[Aramis]

Only the good die young. And Betty White will die young in comparison to him.

Sonuvabitch!

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Only the good die young. And Betty White will die young in comparison to him.

You monster!! YOU KILLED BETTY!!

 

[JethroTullamore]

Only the good die young. And Betty White will die young in comparison to him.

You killed her!
You son of a bitch you killed her!!

 

[AnOminous]

How can that fat toothless bastard stay alive? Is he from the MacLeod clan? Do you have to behead him with a sword like in the movie HighLander? I'm starting to believe this motherfucker is immortal

Immortan Steve.

Only the good die young. And Betty White will die young in comparison to him.

Oh my God, you killed Betty! You bastard!

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Only the good die young. And Betty White will die young in comparison to him.

You asshole!
Betty White was the one last redeeming thing about 2021 and you took her from us!

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Only the good die young. And Betty White will die young in comparison to him.

I knew the farms was behind her death! I KNEW IT!

 

[joebobmurphy]

About 5.42 million anyones.

What's the number if you don't count all the car crash fatalities erroneously declared COVID related due to hospitals hoping to maximize government gibs.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Only the good die young. And Betty White will die young in comparison to him.

You bastard. She had only 18 days left until her 100th birthday.

Thanks a lot Captain Buzzkill. Why couldn't you use your Death Note powers on Steven here? You would have been seen as a hero and not the villain.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Are you a psychic or something?

Holy shit, I had no idea she actually died today until about half an hour ago. OK, Death Note kiwi farms, kill Steven Assanti with exploding lungs!

 

[JaneThough]

What's the number if you don't count all the car crash fatalities erroneously declared COVID related due to hospitals hoping to maximize government gibs.

Ohhhh I see. You're retarded.