FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

As a long time follower of this disgusting piece of shits life, WELL before this thread, and the Expose' videos of him him online and TV...

I have not heard ONE article of truth to verify these claims that he is in fact in the hospital for Covid. He is a known liar for clout. How was this even front page news without verification? All we have is the word of an Autistic Hamplanet that wrote an "Article" from a possible troll accounts insta-whatever.
 
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JoshPlz said:
Absolutely disgusting. Imagine the smell. Death would be a mercy, especially for anyone unfortunate enough to be forced to deal with him.


72 hours physical withdrawal symptoms are just for heroin too, afaik. For other opiates it can last significantly longer than that.
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Physical withdrawal from most opiates and stimulants is 72 hours. The psychological withdrawal can last for weeks, months or even years.

TheGuntinator said:
He strikes me as the kind of guy to push your buttons even as he's tied to the radiator with a black bag over his head.
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If you've seen him when placed into a situation where things are going badly he does a complete 180 and acts contrite to the point of crying and pleading. The only way he'd be mouthing off to you is if he knows that he's not getting out of this, that he's going to die and he's going to hope that in getting you angry you kill him quickly to shut him up.

Other than that, he's going to be an asshole because that's all he knows how to be.
 
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I know he's a piece of shit and should suffer as much as possible or simply die, but I do wonder how much of him acting up was his attempt to getting attention of reality shows and such, and it worked as he is their most well known "celebrity" from the show. Like I mentioned above, his brother Justin appears to be happy running a hobby business in Rhode Island. Don't know about the father, but I bet he's probably still babying Steven while semi-shitting on Justin. Always two enablers (parents usually and the government).
 
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toad_has_autism said:
I know he's a piece of shit and should suffer as much as possible or simply die, but I do wonder how much of him acting up was his attempt to getting attention of reality shows and such, and it worked as he is their most well known "celebrity" from the show. Like I mentioned above, his brother Justin appears to be happy running a hobby business in Rhode Island. Don't know about the father, but I bet he's probably still babying Steven while semi-shitting on Justin. Always two enablers (parents usually and the government).
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This is how he acts off the show.
He's an utter piece of shit and the sooner he's out of the world, the better off the world will be.
 
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No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
I hope he dies. The world will be a better place. He abuses the shit out of everyone who comes near him, except Dr Now because he put his foot down and kicked him out after he abused staff at the hospital.
Hope these COVID rumors are true.
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Even if he doesn't have COVID he pretty much has to die at some point soon. You can't be as fat and as drugged out as this dude and not die eventually from it.
 
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I found this fake IMDB trivia hilarious. That episode aired in 2002. I've never seen it or Monk though.

Steven Assanti - IMDb.png
 
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ContinentalButterchip said:
Honestly I think this is just TLC glazing over that sort of thing because Justin is a detestable human being and that makes way better television. Just looking at his elephant foot you can tell hes had innumerable infections and bedsores, I also recall him never wearing socks or shoes in his episodes because his lower half was so incredibly misshapen that they wouldn't fit, its more likely hes always so blitzed off his ass on painkillers that he doesn't notice or care.
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his name is John Steven, Justin is his marginally thinner brother
 
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AnOminous said:
Even if he doesn't have COVID he pretty much has to die at some point soon. You can't be as fat and as drugged out as this dude and not die eventually from it.
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James K made it to 49.
Robert made it to 41.
Lisa didn't crap out til 50.

Steven is 39.
So he might have a couple of years. Fortunately the opioids are hastening his decline.
 
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Attractive Sexhaver said:
They need to do a Se7en remake where the Kevin Spacey character is just watching clip after clip of this fat piece of shit ranting on youtube.
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They need to do a Se7en remake where the Kevin Spacey Brad Pitt character is just watching clip after clip thumbing through Polaroids of this fat piece of shit ranting on youtube strapped to a bed and fed nothing but water through a tube and his own fetid air while strapped to his bed for more than a full calendar year.
 
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toad_has_autism said:
I know he's a piece of shit and should suffer as much as possible or simply die, but I do wonder how much of him acting up was his attempt to getting attention of reality shows and such, and it worked as he is their most well known "celebrity" from the show. Like I mentioned above, his brother Justin appears to be happy running a hobby business in Rhode Island. Don't know about the father, but I bet he's probably still babying Steven while semi-shitting on Justin. Always two enablers (parents usually and the government).
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He definitely is attention seeking. But a lot of his behavior is his genuine personality. Ignore the show or his online videos and look at how he interacts with others when he thinks no one is looking. There was a scene from one of the episodes where Steven is bashing his father over the phone. It wasn't being recorded for the episode, it was just a conversation his father decided to record with his own phone because of how insane he was acting and the producers decided to include it in the episode. He was the same repulsive asshole he always is when the camera is on him.
 
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