You know how they say the good die young and pricks live forever? He’s up there with Taylor Lorenz and Zoe Quinn on the list of people who are functionally immortal.
He survived a pneumonia scare for fuck’s sake.
That’s supposed to be more or less a death sentence for somebody who has abused their body as much as he has.
That and all expenses paid top of the line Healthcare for big mammals, vets and all.
Paid by your tax dollars. Our fat friend is a big customer figuratively and literally.
He needs a fucking u-uhaul and extra strong lift and drive there and staff who can find a vein for that IV under all that fat.
look at fucking amberlynn reid,
she supposedly survived cancer at such a weight,
all those fat fucks seem to have an immunity system made of iron or some shit
meanwhile healthy people who havent looked at a ciggarette get horrific cancers and die.
See my comment above re: that he's a cockroach. You get these truly awful people and they're just flat out unkillable, even if the universe keeps stomping on them, they keep running about like a cockroach when the kitchen light's been turned on.
That said, who'd blindly leave a fuckton of powerful drugs just sitting around in their handbag when they're visiting a junkie? That sounds somewhat suspect. The rest is absolutely believable, though.
Opiates, (caps so no one misses it) ASIDE FROM HAVING TO DETOX AT BIRTH IF THE BABY BECOMES ADDICTED, are generally not harmful to a fetus the way so many drugs are. Cocaine, meth, alcohol and benzos cause actual birth defects/brain issues, but opiates, assuming theyre legit, from a pharmacy, not street opiates, are not inherently harmful to a fetus.
Does that mean pregnant women should go slam some heroin? Of course not, and opiate addicts often do other drugs, smoke, engage in risky behaviour, and just generally arent healthy, all of which is bad for baby. And withdrawals suck and no baby should go through that.
But if a pregnant woman had pain it is not unheard of to prescribe opiates, esp if it was for pain after surgery and only meant to be for a few weeks.