Favorite Chris Moments

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JULAY said:
Chris doing a l'il bit of Parkay:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aRMfEeIl6c4
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I don't remember that one. I also don't know what "parkay" is (apparently it's autistic jogging?) as opposed to parkour but maybe the best part was that he was out of breath... before he started... from walking. What an athletic specimen.
vanilla_pepsi_head said:
I just love the fact that he has a college degree. It took him 3 or 4 times the normal duration, his grades likely scraped the bottom of the barrel, he got suspended a few times and had a personal vendetta with that dean, but by God he did it.
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It's always fun to see cows make all kinds of claims about their skills and knowledge (Lucus Werner, Jake Alley, etc) when Chris fucking Chan has had more formal education than they have.
 
I just love how he can't pronounce his Ls

every time he says "dowwars" instead of dollars I gain a year of life
 
the sister fister said:
I just love how he can't pronounce his Ls

every time he says "dowwars" instead of dollars I gain a year of life
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Haha yeah, even going all the way back to his sonic sweepstakes interview: “an all I had to was risten..”.

I’m a fan of how he pronounces Virginia “Ver-gin-Ya”.
 
There was that time Chris was waiting in the mall for the $9001 for destroying his PlayStation.
 
I enjoyed when he tried to become an escort (in attempt to loose his virginity) complete with a "sexy" new persona only to get ignored.
 
Perhaps underrated for a good reason, but there's one video where he's pretending to give oral to the camera and describing what he would do for one of his sweethearts and it broke me. Though I guess it's a testament to how absolutely fucked Chris is when him humping his PS3 and having setsy times with Magi-chan doesn't draw out the same reaction as him fumbling over the word 'clit'.
 
Eclair's Shota Paradise said:
Perhaps underrated for a good reason, but there's one video where he's pretending to give oral to the camera and describing what he would do for one of his sweethearts and it broke me. Though I guess it's a testament to how absolutely fucked Chris is when him humping his PS3 and having setsy times with Magi-chan doesn't draw out the same reaction as him fumbling over the word 'clit'.
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Oh man, that was pure cringe.
 
His reaction to seeing the Man in the Pickle Suit at the mall doesn't get enough mention because it's evidence of his gullibility and how the first half of his "date" was taking his dad with him and Bob was out charming Chris' date. Even if she wasn't a troll, that's a personal burn.
 
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OfficerBagget said:
When he said "I have a little Chun Li within me."

The foreshadowing in that quote went deeeeeep.
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Not to mention his killer martial arts moves, complete with constipated faces and closed eyes. Not to A-Log, but I'd really like to see Chris in a fight and try to pull that sissy shit and see how it goes.
 
Chris sticking his dick in snow in hopes of getting on Jackass. I miss 2000s dude-bro Chris and it’s also an early example of Chriss bizarre pain threshold and the first example of Chris putting he’s genitals at risk.

Chris’s bent dick has been through a lot over the years for a guy that’s only had sex once.
 
Parkay was already mentioned so how about the one and only time Chris seemed slightly witty when he unintentionally trolled bluespike *Jack Thaddeus by saying 'anyways' at the exact same time. Jack stated his parents kicked him out when he was 18, and asked if chris knew why. And chris replies 'because they couldn't stand you'.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
Not to mention his killer martial arts moves, complete with constipated faces and closed eyes. Not to A-Log, but I'd really like to see Chris in a fight and try to pull that sissy shit and see how it goes.
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Well, he has the mind of a seven year old and uncoordinated. A child that age can kick his ass.
 
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