Favorite Chris Moments

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This one, where Chris fails at imitating the mangina dance from The Silence of the Lambs. Really, the whole Call Out Saga is pretty underrated.
 
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This one, where Chris fails at imitating the mangina dance from The Silence of the Lambs. Really, the whole Call Out Saga is pretty underrated.
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That fucking video, man.. gets my ire up on a few levels.
1. It’s got Chris mock desecrating patty’s corpse at the command of some anonymous internet fuckwit, the dog that was the one truly pure relationship he’s ever had. And likely ever will.

2. This is less than a month before Bob dies, and the poor old bastard has to look out the back window and see his ADULT SON doing that shit.. who’d blame him for wanting to shed this mortal coil after that? Two successful kids that won’t talk to you and a fucking ogre in a miniskirt in the backyard. That’s your legacy. Bob died knowing his entire life was a failure.
 
I think another underrated moment was when Chris claimed he was both from British royalty and Cherokee ancestry. He later took that ancestry test and found out he was neither.

I wonder if he ever corrected himself, or his ego forgot it.

Mason Verger said:
That fucking video, man.. gets my ire up on a few levels.
1. It’s got Chris mock desecrating patty’s corpse at the command of some anonymous internet fuckwit, the dog that was the one truly pure relationship he’s ever had. And likely ever will.

2. This is less than a month before Bob dies, and the poor old bastard has to look out the back window and see his ADULT SON doing that shit.. who’d blame him for wanting to shed this mortal coil after that? Two successful kids that won’t talk to you and a fucking ogre in a miniskirt in the backyard. That’s your legacy. Bob died knowing his entire life was a failure.
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Wow. I guess that makes Chris' graduation seem like a dim memory in Bob's eyes if had to witness that.
 
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That time Chris mocked his only genuine fan for no reason other than because she was mentally handicapped. It's not even funny, it just shows how callous he was and probably is still.
 
Fuck the idea guys and all, but Chris pissing on the floor for Magi Chan made me laugh.
 
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Wow. I guess that makes Chris' graduation seem like a dim memory in Bob's eyes if had to witness that.
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Chris in early tomgirl form must’ve been horrifying to him. Chris looks like absolute shit now of course, but when he was first experimenting with trooning it leaned more towards serial killer drag queen than autistic transgender. Look at that outfit in that video, it makes his current attire look down right subdued. And he’s mostly stopped slathering himself in poorly applied clown makeup:
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RIP Bob “I shoulda wore a dang rubber” Chandler.
 
Another underrated moment was when during one of his court cases, he parked in the Judges' parking space.
How do you explian that to other people without going into detail about Chris's history? He is truly the village idiot.
 
This video of Chris eating some frozen pizza to....own da twollz I guess? It's simultaneously funny and grotesque the way he eats like an actual toddler. Makes me wonder if that's the way he ate as well on his "date" with Emily.


 
Mason Verger said:
Chris in early tomgirl form must’ve been horrifying to him. Chris looks like absolute shit now of course, but when he was first experimenting with trooning it leaned more towards serial killer drag queen than autistic transgender. Look at that outfit in that video, it makes his current attire look down right subdued. And he’s mostly stopped slathering himself in poorly applied clown makeup:
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RIP Bob “I shoulda wore a dang rubber” Chandler.
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I always wondered if Bob had some form of dementia when Chris started doing this because otherwise it seems like he would have spent the whole day harassing his son about taking off the makeup. Bob wasn't accepting of much lesser offenses than that. Maybe Chris just stayed away from Bob most of the time when he started his scary drag queen shtick.
 
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I always wondered if Bob had some form of dementia when Chris started doing this because otherwise it seems like he would have spent the whole day harassing his son about taking off the makeup. Bob wasn't accepting of much lesser offenses than that. Maybe Chris just stayed away from Bob most of the time when he started his scary drag queen shtick.
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He was literally at the end of his life by that point, he did resist it and called Chris a fag, told him to take that crap off, but there wasn’t much else he could do. He couldn’t kick him out and couldn’t physically stop him. Maybe he was hoping it was just a phase. You gotta figure, his parents had been seeing Chris do some weeeeeird shit over the years leading up, seeing as everybody living there was pretty much housebound all day together, I figure there weren’t many secrets in 14 BLC.
 
I don’t know if it’s underrated or honestly all that well known, but it’s funny that he was born Christopher Chandler and changed his own name as a child due to a animatronic mall display.

If we want to talk about perental enabling, letting your kid legally change their name on a whim probably isn’t super healthy.
 
The alleged moments of Chris believing Clyde was coming to his house to actually fight him. Everyone says that Chris actually hid in some clothes in his own house. His spare of the moment stuff are some of his most Golden like the pepper spray. Granted the hedgehog defense was embarrassing. It's a shame Chris has never been in a fight his whole life. It would've been worth a look.
 
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The fact Bob paid people to tolerate Chris back when he was in school will always be one of the funniest and saddest parts of Chris' life to me
 
Mason Verger said:
I don’t know if it’s underrated or honestly all that well known, but it’s funny that he was born Christopher Chandler and changed his own name as a child due to a animatronic mall display.

If we want to talk about perental enabling, letting your kid legally change their name on a whim probably isn’t super healthy.
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With every youtuber/social commentator talking about CWC and his history, Leonard Bearstien is always brought up.
Borb probably thought "this is a sign that our lovley little boy can talk again". Little did they realized that boy would turn out to be a man that goes to the same mall to harass and creep out women.
 
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