Favorite Trolls

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Who is your favorite troll?

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Konstantinos said:
Kacey's Father is my personal favorite just because he gave such a raw, candid assessment of Chris's character. He's a troll, granted, but I feel like he really got the "Normal person reacting to Chris's bullshit" part down really well.
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Agreed. While I love the surrealism of characters like the Pickle Man and Surfshack Tito, it's fun to see how Chris reacts when faced with real world situations.

Well, for a given value of "real world situations." Chris will never get far enough with a woman to meet her father in real life.
 
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nsan said:
Originally, I was going to add every single troll, minor or major. But polls can't have more than 10 choices.:heart-empty:
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It says something about Chris that you need more than 10 choices just to get the significant ones in.
 
Another one I liked was Stackhouse, if only because he managed to get Chris really, REALLY worked up, simply by being better than him at something. The fact that Adam didn't learn about Chris till like a year later is icing on the cake.

Inadvertent trolls are the best kind.
 
Strelok said:
Another one I liked was Stackhouse, if only because he managed to get Chris really, REALLY worked up, simply by being better than him at something. The fact that Adam didn't learn about Chris till like a year later is icing on the cake.

Inadvertent trolls are the best kind.
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Maybe I should start a new thread called "favorite unintentional trolls"with Stackhouse, Micheal Snyder, etc.
 
nsan said:
Maybe I should start a new thread called "favorite unintentional trolls"with Stackhouse, Micheal Snyder, etc.
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The poll would need to be even bigger, given that it would include Snyder, Megan, Stackhouse, MLW, the Greene County School Board, the realtors, every shop that's ever banned Chris, the firemen, mall security, the police, God, North and South Korea, all homosexuals, all males...
 
Hellblazer said:
Great thread, man. Glad you're bringing this up, as it's never been discussed here before.
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Opinions change over time, the more new people learn. Chill.
I voted Asperpedia 4, because Alec was professional about it. And Unlike Liquid Chris, Alec and Co. made chris absolutely livid. Chris may not have shown his fury on the phone but the Execution Comic tells me differently. Liquid may have ended up with leg injuries but that attack was less personal.. but The Asperpedia Four had it so much worse Alec got the electric chair ( and if you know how it works, it's not pretty for the inmate strapped in. Sean got the easiest ( though still unpleasant ) demise. Mao got a horrible death (similar to the Rack/twisting crucifix of Saw III, which Chris liked) But Evan.... He was mutilated in several places with his genitals being destroyed by a drilling attack. Any type of injury caused by a drill would be painful, but Chris took it up to eleven. If I had my choice of the four deaths, I would choose Sean's.
So why am I bringing that up? That's simple. They really struck a nerve. Bluespike humiliated Chris, And Liquid's antics went on for a good amount of time and led to the Father, and Gun Comic calls. But Alec didn't need any wacky antics or theatrics. He was able to point out the flaws of Sonichu, and his crew angered Chris with the gay ads, but unlike Bluespike, their demands were not unreasonable, even forcing chris to kill off a certain character. It's a comic book character that wasn't really a major one. And lastly, let's not forget the magnum opus, Asperchu. After all, Alec's creation did steal the limelight from Sonichu, and took many Sonichu fans with him. Out of all of the trolls The Asperpedia Four, ( at least Alec) was mature an professional about it. And it seemed he was hoping Chris would actually learn something. Chris could have had a certain amount of control over the situation by simply doing what was requested.
Many have died in the Chris's comics. But Did the Jerkhief? How about the Mal-Wart Trio ( B. Manajerk, Merried Senior Comic and their boss the WM Manajerk) Or even Mary. They were defeated, but they lived. Even Liquid, who had a potentially life altering injury was spared. The asperpedia four were not simply killed, but killed violently after what looked like kangaroo court trial (in the comic). Evan and Mao, given the nature of their deaths in the comic, probably enraged Chris the most.
 
Honorable mention, Da Pickleman!

Kacey too!

I think Kacey scored low because of the whining tone she took with Chris and while she was the heart of the liquid Chris saga, Liquid himself was the brain.
But she deserves a good amount of credit and the reason is quite simple, really. if Kacey wasn't involved, we wouldn't have the highly entertaining Father Call, one of the most notable calls in Christory.

Kacey and liquid are to trolls as Bonnie and Clyde were to outlaws. Kacey and Liquid however, had a much more pleasant ending to their story and are happy, alive, and well.
 
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