FB 1/27: Thanks State Farm, Moar Money Plz

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Going on to the subject of the "renovation" of 14 Branchland court, I would assume it'll have to be cleared out before anybody will agree to work on it?
 
I hope he's renting from Rent A Center. It's what the Hulkster would want.

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Anchuent Christory said:
Going on to the subject of the "renovation" of 14 Branchland court, I would assume it'll have to be cleared out before anybody will agree to work on it?
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When I hear Chris say a big word (to him) like renovation, I suspect he means:

State Farm said they will survey the house, estimate the amount of damage and get back to Barb on what can, and cannot be salvaged and whether or not the house can be repaired. Of course Chris hears this and thinks the house will be repaired completely and he and Barb will get everything they lost back.

Also Chris can go roll around in a puddle of mud like the pig he is for all I care. He's not getting any donations from me.
 
Well, I guess even Chris can grow a little as a person. He does sound thankful for the donations, although if no one else sends stuff I'm sure he'll tardrage.
 
Anchuent Christory said:
Ruckersvillian said:
We should encourage this kind of behavior if we expect to see more of it.
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Although I agree with the general sentiment, Chris shouldn't need to be bribed to behave civilly.
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Exactly. He was bribed into behaving all his life; and now he feel entitled to free stuff.

Anchuent Christory said:
If he's that strapped for cash, he can flog some of the gaming paraphernalia he's salvaged from the house.
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Ah, but now that stuff doesn't come from a "smoke free home" wakka wakka wakka. :sighduck:
 
Coldgrip said:
Smutley said:
The most interesting part of that is the line "renovation of our original house". I'm really curious what "renovations" are being done.
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Good chance that no renovations are being done and it's just being torn down. Chris is just using the word renovate because it's something that can be done to a house and anything that can be done must be a renovation, according to how Fatty's mind works.
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I used to think that any repairs done to our house was plumbing and called any repairman who came to work on our house a plumber.

When I was three.
 
Any takers on them asking/demanding more stuff after they get a new permanent home and get the insurance payout?
 
Hellblazer said:
HealthyMcWrap said:
It so obvious that he keeps asking for target and walmart cards so he can waste them on Horde shit. Usually after a disaster, the best thing is to get grocery giftcards, since a gorcery also sells toiletries, etc. Usually people volunteer to cook and take over meals, but we all know about Barb and Chris' talent for making friends.
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To be fair, both Target and Wal-Mart sell groceries. I buy the vast majority of mine at the Target down the street.
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I know that, but if you give Chris a massive gift card to a food place that also happens to sell toys and vidya, where do you will think that cash will go?
 
Hmm it's like Chrissy get a free restart to his housing situation. It seems that they will remake his old home and after Barb moves onto the great horde in the sky he will have a nice new house to himself.

It's odd how Chrissy luck seems to protect him from dealing with the conquences of his actions.
 
The Dude said:
Any takers on them asking/demanding more stuff after they get a new permanent home and get the insurance payout?
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I see you on that and raise you them bitching when they don't get it.
 
This feels like an autistic Taming of the Shrew. Only at 32 years old is Chris learning how to say "Please" and "Thank you" like a reasonable adult.
 
Mourning Dove said:
This feels like an autistic Taming of the Shrew. Only at 32 years old is Chris learning how to say "Please" and "Thank you" like a reasonable adult.
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But only in order to try and get more stuff.
 
I doubt Chris will be happy when whoever owns the rental furniture charges him and Barb for its inevitable destruction after being covered in as much smoke-damaged crap as Barb is able to salvage from the ruins.

Smutley said:
The most interesting part of that is the line "renovation of our original house". I'm really curious what "renovations" are being done.
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I'm sure we will find out more than Chris will ever care to.

Ziltoid said:
Someone should send Chris a Keurig as a housewarming gift.
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Well, Keurig already warmed half his house to the ground, so he probably wouldn't use it.
 
Didn't really think Chris would thank people for the donations. Still, he is asking for gift-cards though so I guess he still wants more. With the temporary home, I do wonder if might reach some condition that could be similar to 14 Branchland Court, especially if Barb wants to build her hoard in the temporary home.
 
Oh wait, hold up. I wonder if the place they're getting is a trailer? I don't know what rental costs, but getting a house seems ... a bit high for rent payments.
 
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