Facebook FB 11/12/2013 - Chris apologizes for everything

Ok, i know that you people have already said this, but i still need to say it by myself, i also know that chris doesn't read my posts, but still...

Our Pet Lolcow said:
That is easy for you to say; your heart does not feel triple-flattened into a void of deepest sadness after losing the only closest friends you had ever before moving on into a failure of an "adulthood"...
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Ok, what? so, being dumped by your "friends" is way too worse than some other things? like. i don't know, the death of your father? Oh, and btw, they were never your friends, they were just tolerating you because they, unlike you, don't like to act like some pieces of shit with the others, but they also have their limits...

Our Pet Lolcow said:
...Seriously, UNLESS, I actually, FINALLY, find IN PERSON and fall in love...
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You're bitching because you live in a failure of adulthood, but you still believe that falling in love, a immature feeling of infatuation, is going to turn your life into something better? if you keep thinking like this, it's no surprise that you're living in a failure of adulthood

Our Pet Lolcow said:
...with a pretty or beautiful, and Truly Compassionate and Caring, woman who will Have To make the first move and everything...
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so, you want a pretty, beautiful, "truly compassionate" and caring woman?? and what are you going to give him in return? your bent duck, :briefs: for her to wash and you tard-raging about twolls all the fucking day? are you going to steal her money to buy vidya and q-sands like you did with your mother? are you going to ruin the life of a person just because you're a selfish, egocentrical, simple-minded piece of shit? oh wait, you want that woman to "make the first move and everything" riiight... go fuck yourself chris

Our Pet Lolcow said:
...because after ALL of the emotional damage I have experienced...
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I am not even going to dignify that with a response...

Our Pet Lolcow said:
...it will take a Honest and Truthful LOT to win me over...
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And who the fuck would want to "win you over"?? you're a horrible person in every sense, a close-minded idiot that believes that you're entitled to everything just because you say so, seriously, you're not that important, i think that it should be YOU the one that has to WORK for the things that you want...

Our Pet Lolcow said:
...And I just feel total lack of true positivity, so ONLY in person consoling can help me even a smidge.
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So, you got tired of online asspatting and now you want a woman to asspat you IRL??

Yeah... my conclusion is quite obvious at this point: go fuck yourself chris, all the bad things that happen and have happened to you, it was because of your fault, and yours alone...
 
BatmanVSTonyDanza said:
Could the triple-flattened remark mean he realizes all three of his HS galpals weren't really his friends? Well, as much as Chris can realize anything.
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Based on the "negotiating" remark Chris makes in his Lego MHS video, it sounds like his so-called gal pals were more like hired help. I wonder what kind of pressure was put on them or incentives were offered to get them to befriend Chris? Maybe I'm reading too much into what may have been an off-hand remark, but I'm not sure how else you'd interpret it. It's certainly an odd thing to say.
 
Who did Chris get to hire the prostitute? I doubt it would be Barb, and he has no friends.
 
Triple-flattened should be a user label.

Chris must seriously lack any theory of mind if he thinks everybody feels and thinks like he does.

Also, this.

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Someone should reply (nicely) that he needs to date another autistic person because he will only ever be truly understood by someone who has similar problems as himself.
 
kookerpie said:
Someone should reply (nicely) that he needs to date another autistic person because he will only ever be truly understood by someone who has similar problems as himself.
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chris chan said:
Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:48 pm

In response to your question, I ask you a question. Would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a "Special Girl"? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?
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CatParty said:
Our Pet Lolcow said:
Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:48 pm

In response to your question, I ask you a question. Would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a "Special Girl"? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?
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I-RO-NY.
 
kookerpie said:
Someone should reply (nicely) that he needs to date another autistic person because he will only ever be truly understood by someone who has similar problems as himself.
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Please don't let a poor autistic girl suffer through what OPL could put her through.
 
CatParty said:
Our Pet Lolcow said:
Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:48 pm

In response to your question, I ask you a question. Would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a "Special Girl"? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?
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yep because all "special" girls are like that
i don't even know how i can type you guys

(oh and my first ex was perfectly neurotypical)
 
Our Pet Lolcow said:
Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:48 pm

In response to your question, I ask you a question. Would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a "Special Girl"? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?
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So if all autistics are like this (which he seems to indicate) isn't he a droning, moaning and blathering? I know I shouldn't expect logic but seriously the reply is right there. Nobody confronts him on anything.
 
Whilst his second post is just another one of his blatant pity parties, what astounds me the most is the total kiboshing of Stufano's post. The guy's probably just honestly trying to help out Chris, who's been making a hell of a lot of woe-is-me Facebook posting lately, by being straight with him, and all he gets in return is flippant disregard buried under yet more self-pity. I mean, how could Stufano possibly know how it feels to have your heart triple-flattened?

Another example of Chris's self-centredness, as if we needed any more.
 
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CatParty said:
kookerpie said:
Someone should reply (nicely) that he needs to date another autistic person because he will only ever be truly understood by someone who has similar problems as himself.
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Our Pet Lolcow said:
Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:48 pm

In response to your question, I ask you a question. Would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a "Special Girl"? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?
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Probably the same as a neurotypical beautiful woman would feel waking up to a smelly, sweaty, greasy tomgirl homunculus who shit the bed during the night.
 
At first, I was willing open up the possibility of being proud of Chris; an apology without immediately attacking or blaming all of his problems on somebody else is a sizable step forward... but then he demonstrated that he has no idea what he's even apologizing for.

Actually, now that I think about it, he shouldn't even be apologizing. We don't want that from him. What we want more than anything is for him to recognize his many glaring flaws and strive to better himself, whether through regular showers and a job or more preferably, professional help. If he truly wants us to stop talking about him, he has to do more than plead. He has to take initiative and make himself something other than a living breathing tragedy.

Yeah, yeah, I know... Not going to happen.
 
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