Facebook FB 11/12/2013 - Chris apologizes for everything

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Come to think of it, today's the day after the anniversary of shecameforcwc, something tells me a few provoked this situation.... Either that or godjesus decided to send him a friendly reminder.

There's also the mass private message thing where he tried to guilt his friends into liking / commenting on his Lego MHS. Based on that private message we saw, it looked like Chris may have been trying to turn his friends against whoever sent the original email that started all of this new drama in the first place. We know, based on the recent public posts, that "She Came For CWC" has been circulating among the MHS crowd. Other videos, FB posts, and questionable "artwork" may be making the rounds as well.

Wait, this happened? Is this leaked PM in the 11/5 thread somewhere? (I still haven't gotten all the way through it...)

Here you go, brother! viewtopic.php?f=8&t=2639&start=645#p118563

 

[Pikonic]

Is anyone else hoping for a 'BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW! I CAN'T GET A PS Q-CONSOLE AS SNYDER MESSED UP MY CREDIT STATUS!' in 3 days?

Oh, he'll get a PS4, bad credit or not.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

And that's the end of the five stages of Gal-pal retroactive re-context-ing of lunch periods in high school grief, there's his acceptance.

Now he can move forward to the ultimate-life-upgrade upgrade.

Who's ready for the next phase of the continuing adventures of our autistic hero?

I know I am!

His next "life upgrade" is out in a little less than 3 days. C'mon, we all know that he's going to have one right at the launch. He's convinced that he deserves a reward, after all the stress and heartache he's been through lately. He's earned that PS4.

He would be that one person you always hear about on the news who got robbed on launch day of a popular product.

 

[CWCissey]

Is anyone else hoping for a 'BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW! I CAN'T GET A PS Q-CONSOLE AS SNYDER MESSED UP MY CREDIT STATUS!' in 3 days?

Oh, he'll get a PS4, bad credit or not.

I actually think will say no.

 

[Pikonic]

Is anyone else hoping for a 'BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW! I CAN'T GET A PS Q-CONSOLE AS SNYDER MESSED UP MY CREDIT STATUS!' in 3 days?

Oh, he'll get a PS4, bad credit or not.

I actually think will say no.

…and we all know Chris has lied to or gone behind barb's back before.
The PS4 Facebook post is so close I can almost taste it.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Awww, he apologized on my birthday! Let's see how long this graciousness lasts, I'll give him a week.

 

[Sakamoto]

Not good enough.
If Chris wants to sincerely apologize to us or actually offer anything even remotely positive, he must come to our houses personally; We don't take emails, phone calls or Facebook posts; those can be faked.

As usual, any CWC apology is immediately followed by demands for what he wants.

 

[Count groudon]

Thank you Chris! Now because of your TRUE and HONEST apology, I'm going to stop checking the forums, stop dragging your good name through bodily wastes, and I'll send a hot 18-25 year old gal pal to turn into a sweetheart from the ground up! Right after I do my weekly duck sacrifice to the great direkter chandler of course!

 

[Mitsunari]

Just finished reading through the thread. Yep, nobody believes him.

Now, to wait for the PS4 post.

 

[cheersensei]

What? No video, confirming his belief that his apology is valid? I'd take an apology seriously if he'd actually mean it. But this is Chris we're talking about.

"Hey guize, I are sorry. Please accept me back into your good graces. Yours truly, Christian Weston Chandler. Oh, PS: Please like my school and vote for me.

 

[The Dude]

Is anyone else hoping for a 'BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW! I CAN'T GET A PS Q-CONSOLE AS SNYDER MESSED UP MY CREDIT STATUS!' in 3 days?

Oh, he'll get a PS4, bad credit or not.

IT WAS BASICALLY PROMISED! I expect a post on Facebook linked to a Craigslist ad reading "For sale or trade for a new/unopened PS4 1 slightly used mother and two 2 year old beagles. I Also have a Cadillac I'd be willing to include. Please bring money and/or PS4 to 14 Branchland Court Ruckersville, VA. Please no phone calls or emails as those can be faked. NO TROLLS. Sexy female buyers between 18-my age get a 'bonus and gift basket."

 

[Kyoosand]

I guess Reality is finally starting to crack through that Distortion Field that he surrounds himself with. He's learned that even his heyday in high school was just a few girls "tolerating" him at best, his last few mental defenses have been overwhelmed, and he's running out of places to run & hide inside his autistic shell.

Must be be one Helluva experience for Tits McGurk here. Thirty years of denied consequences are fast catching up with him.

 

[Jetman]

Hopefully the PS4 will shut him up when it comes out.

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

Ahaha.. ah, this is cute.

 

[butt in trouble]

Chris is only in a panic to be forgiven because he's finally starting how people he once knew (or knew of) in high school, people he wants to associate with react to his endless shenanigans.

This may be one of the few times Chris has ever actually realized that it's his own behavior that drives people away.

It's still totally Megan's fault though.

 

[The Dude]

Chris is only in a panic to be forgiven because he's finally starting how people he once knew (or knew of) in high school, people he wants to associate with react to his endless shenanigans.

This may be one of the few times Chris has ever actually realized that it's his own behavior that drives people away.

It's still totally Megan's fault though.

The only thing Chris realizes is that people are mad at him for...something. His "I apologize for EVERYTHING!" post is akin to a small child fixing a small scratch on daddy's car with a paint roller and Behr semi-gloss house paint.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I do believe he is sorry and just does not know the proper way to express it.

Sorry that his actions didn't get him what he wanted.

In order to really apologize you have to first admit fault and we all know that ain't gong to happen. Until then it's all just empty words said by a child who doesn't understand why Mommy is mad at him.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

I do believe he is sorry and just does not know the proper way to express it.

Sorry that his actions didn't get him what he wanted.

In order to really apologize you have to first admit fault and we all know that ain't gong to happen. Until then it's all just empty words said by a child who doesn't understand why Mommy is mad at him.

Given if he even gives a shit for the people hurts

Spoiler

nope, and if he has a sliver of guilt, It's quickly drowned over his own needs and how he's been hurt.

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I have to wonder if his ass patters Actually think he's remorseful and that he'll make changes or if he will never really change but they'll be there on Facebook to support him. Spoiler alert for them if they choose option 1

Spoiler

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[Coldgrip]

I don't think his asspatters know anything about what kind of person Chris really is. All they probably know comes either from Tardboy himself or his secret sweetheart from the ground-up Anna.

 

[Null]

His "I apologize for EVERYTHING!" post is akin to a small child fixing a small scratch on daddy's car with a paint roller and Behr semi-gloss house paint.

no it's not because that implies he put any effort into this and genuinely tried to repair the problem