Facebook FB 11/12/2013 - Chris apologizes for everything

Himawari said:
This is so fantastic. I'm not even kidding, it may be my inner Yugiohfag coming through, but this is like the best thing I've seen in at least a few hours. Is there a place for this brilliance on the CWCki?
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Yeah, i know what you mean, i am a big yugioh fan, and of course, a big yugioh the abridged series fan, so, this image is just perfect, this should be on the CWCki just like that picture with the african-american manajerk ripping off chris's attraction sign...

also, sorry for the double post
 
Once again, it seems like he doesn't quite recognize how obvious it is when he makes demands in the same breath as an apology. And this time the apology actually seemed a quarter convincing.
 
Samash said:
Or he could be hoping that people see this and send him more gifts in the mail.
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"people" as in he will be ordering more toys for himself.
 
jc17 said:
-Sorry for the double post guys
CatParty said:
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That reminds me when we found out that chris tried to use his custom cards in real yugioh games
 
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Really, Chris? You're still waiting for a supermodel? Really?

"Win you over" :?: Jazuz-Krist-on-a-Ritz you really still think your some kind of prize winning petuna.
 
BillRiley said:
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Really, Chris? You're still waiting for a supermodel? Really?

"Win you over" :?: Jazuz-Krist-on-a-Ritz you really still think your some kind of prize winning petuna.
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triple-flattened... I'm killing myself laughing at that... and seriously he's still hedging all his bets on some hottie randomly having a severe break with reality and throwing herself at him?
 
BillRiley said:
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Really, Chris? You're still waiting for a supermodel? Really?

"Win you over" :?: Jazuz-Krist-on-a-Ritz you really still think your some kind of prize winning petuna.
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All she has to do is sleep with him; of course, for most people that would be "an honest and truthful lot". But, this has officially sealed the coffin of Chris ever finding a girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/husband. No "pretty or beautiful" girl (via Chris's standards of beauty) will EVER make the first move on him. I know this is mean, but it has to be said, does Chris realize that the majority of people with autism, or anything on the spectrum, do not end up marrying or finding a partner who is not also 'special'? It can happen, don't get me wrong; but the majority of them do not get "normal" spouses. And in Chris's case, there is no way he's getting a super model.
 
4Macie said:
BillRiley said:
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Really, Chris? You're still waiting for a supermodel? Really?

"Win you over" :?: Jazuz-Krist-on-a-Ritz you really still think your some kind of prize winning petuna.
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All she has to do is sleep with him; of course, for most people that would be "an honest and truthful lot".
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She also has to work, do all the house cleaning, raise sweet pure little Crystal and bandage his mommies holey buttocks. That's not too much to ask though, right?

4Macie said:
But, this has officially sealed the coffin of Chris ever finding a girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/husband. No "pretty or beautiful" girl (via Chris's standards of beauty) will EVER make the first move on him. I know this is mean, but it has to be said, does Chris realize that the majority of people with autism, or anything on the spectrum, do not end up marrying or finding a partner who is not also 'special'? It can happen, don't get me wrong; but the majority of them do not get "normal" spouses. And in Chris's case, there is no way he's getting a super model.
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Well, Chris was "mainstreamed" you see. So he's really just like everyone else, and far above those "windows-into-hell" as he calls his peers. So, naturally, he deserves a supermodel wife just like every other guy. How could one argue with infallible logic like that?
 
BillRiley said:
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Really, Chris? You're still waiting for a supermodel? Really?

"Win you over" :?: Jazuz-Krist-on-a-Ritz you really still think your some kind of prize winning petuna.
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If he could see in the mirror what we see in pictures, like if he weren't an autist, he would be absolutely horrified. He would realize with that one look that no one beautiful or cute or anything like that would ever want him.

Christian Weston Chandler is going to die alone. He will never have love, he will never have regular sex, once Barb dies he won't have a new momma, and he will never make anything out of himself. He's living to die.

It's sad but what can you do? Nothing. Nothing at all.
 
BillRiley said:
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Also, I like how Chris can't even keep his train of thought on track in writing. It sounds like he just writes until he's tired, then hits "enter," just like how he shot all of his videos in one take and then uploaded them without any sort of revision or even checking that they worked. :asperchu:

EDIT: Also, "a void of deepest sadness" should be the subtitle of the CWCki.
 
Complains about his life on facebook, gets support through that same medium, and essentially replies with "Your online support is meaningless and even if you were physically here to try to make me feel better it would barely help" All of this in the comment section of an update where he's trying to keep what facebook friends he still has.

I don't even... but how... even... all the time?
 
BatmanVSTonyDanza said:
Complains about his life on facebook, gets support through that same medium, and essentially replies with "Your online support is meaningless and even if you were physically here to try to make me feel better it would barely help" All of this in the comment section of an update where he's trying to keep what facebook friends he still has.

I don't even... but how... even... all the time?
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I know, rite? Chri­s-Chan wants people to come visit him and give him asspats, but only boyfriend-free supermodels because he'll be too shy to talk to anyone else. Fuck-a-duck that's stupid!
 
Chris truly has a talent for obliterating all possible sympathy a person can feel for him.
 
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