Facebook FB 11/12/2013 - Chris apologizes for everything

Tards Fartington said:
That is easy for you to say; your heart does not feel triple-flattened into a void of deepest sadness after losing the only closest friends you had ever before moving on into a failure of an "adulthood". Seriously, UNLESS, I actually, FINALLY, find IN PERSON and fall in love with a pretty or beautiful, and Truly Compassionate and Caring, woman who will Have To make the first move and everything, because after ALL of the emotional damage I have experienced, it will take a Honest and Truthful LOT to win me over. And I just feel total lack of true positivity, so ONLY in person consoling can help me even a smidge.
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Good LORD is that a meandering ball of self-pity. You get the feeling that had his fingers continued typing, the next sentence would almost certainly have mentioned God and the bear at Regency Square.

Also, good call on "adulthood", Chris. For once, you are somewhat correct. You are technically an adult, but in every way that counts, you are a selfish, stubborn and stupid child who refuses the make an effort, because EFFORT IS HARD.

Really, fuck off.
 
Well it looks like he still wants a sweetheart. Honestly chris' attitude towards life would turn of a woman more than his looks and BO.

It's almost like a predictable loop. Pity party then I I WANT A SWEETHEART BAAWWWWWW
 
Christian BAWWWWWWW Chandler said:
it will take a Honest and Truthful LOT to win me over.
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Chris has no understanding of economics, or demand, or commodity.

He has said many times how it will take a lot of work to win him over, but he doesn't get that no one has any incentive to want to win him over. Pretty girls who can get actual quality guys don't care about him because he offers nothing.
 
da Autistic Wonder said:
And I just feel total lack of true positivity, so ONLY in person consoling can help me even a smidge.
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Alec Benson Leary said:
Christian BAWWWWWWW Chandler said:
it will take a Honest and Truthful LOT to win me over.
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Chris has no understanding of economics, or demand, or commodity.

He has said many times how it will take a lot of work to win him over, but he doesn't get that no one has any incentive to want to win him over. Pretty girls who can get actual quality guys don't care about him because he offers nothing.
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I do wonder if anyone on FB has asked him what he could truly give a woman, I mean honestly.
 
A Honest and Truthful "LOT?" :?

I will be honest with you, Chris. I will tell you if you smell. I will tell you if you're being rude or inappropriate. Touching and talking about sex in public don't fly with me. I won't not put out on the first, the second or the third date. Or probably ever. But I will not yell. I will listen to what you have to say and then I will correct you. I will help you find the professional help you need. My patience is endless.

But all of that is meaningless because I'm not a supermodel. *SIGH*
 
Varis said:
A Honest and Truthful "LOT?" :?

I will be honest with you, Chris. I will tell you if you smell. I will tell you if you're being rude or inappropriate. Touching and talking about sex in public don't fly with me. I won't not put out on the first, the second or the third date. Or probably ever. But I will not yell. I will listen to what you have to say and then I will correct you. I will help you find the professional help you need. My patience is endless.

But all of that is meaningless because I'm not a supermodel. *SIGH*
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From what I just read, your personality is worth much more than a supermodels body. :D
 
You know what, I would pay cash money to watch a supermodel walk up to Chris and try to flirt with him because there is no way in hell that Chris would do anything but freeze up and not say anything (and then bitch about it on facebook).
 
So Chris "apologizes for everything", and a bunch of people say "Oh, well, at least he's trying. This is much better by Chris standards."

And then, almost as if on cue:
Chrissy-Poos said:
That is easy for you to say; your heart does not feel triple-flattened into a void of deepest sadness after losing the only closest friends you had ever before moving on into a failure of an "adulthood". Seriously, UNLESS, I actually, FINALLY, find IN PERSON and fall in love with a pretty or beautiful, and Truly Compassionate and Caring, woman who will Have To make the first move and everything, because after ALL of the emotional damage I have experienced, it will take a Honest and Truthful LOT to win me over. And I just feel total lack of true positivity, so ONLY in person consoling can help me even a smidge.
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Proving, once again, that no, he isn't trying, and he isn't better.

If you ever find yourself giving Chris credit, or feeling sorry for him, or whatever based on something he does, don't worry, because he will always, ALWAYS immediately do something else to show you why you shouldn't bother. Because he's Chris.
 
"Fat retarded broke cross dresser who lives at home with mom and plays ps4 all day in a garbage house while crying seeks hot babe. Must have B cup or higher rocking tittes and be a freak in bed. Must not have mental problems. Must be attractive. Don't question my sexuality, talk about gays, mention gays. Be honest and true, thank you.

P.s can't fuck at my place, but know some clean McDonalds bathrooms..."

That's one hell of a hurdle. I have to hand it to Chris though, even in the bleakest moments, nigga talks a big game, haha.
 
A-№1 said:
If you ever find yourself giving Chris credit, or feeling sorry for him, or whatever based on something he does, don't worry, because he will always, ALWAYS immediately do something else to show you why you shouldn't bother. Because he's Chris.
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All Chris ever does, and will probably ever do until the day he dies is fart around and complain. That's all his life will ever amount to. It's a pitiable life, but it's the one he chooses for himself every day.
 
OMFG. Chris's capacity to fuck up things time and time again, even in the most dire of situations, is unparalleled to anyone I've met in my entire life.

Like, every time you think he cannot possibly continue acting like a douche towards others, he manages to do so without fail. Wow!
 
To be fair, he doesn't have much to lose. Burning bridges with old high school classmates who only give you false sympathy and pity isn't really a bad thing.

He really needs to get a job as a grocery bagger or something and meet up with a girl who has downs.
 
That poor girl wouldn't deserve that to happen to her.
 
Even if Chris were thin and handsome no woman in her right mind would date him because his personality is caustic and ugly. In fact the ugliest thing about him is his personality and behavior. There is nothing Chris has to offer that can offset this.
 
Christian BAWWWWWWW Chandler said:
That is easy for you to say; your heart does not feel triple-flattened into a void of deepest sadness after losing the only closest friends you had ever before moving on into a failure of an "adulthood". Seriously, UNLESS, I actually, FINALLY, find IN PERSON and fall in love with a pretty or beautiful, and Truly Compassionate and Caring, woman who will Have To make the first move and everything, because after ALL of the emotional damage I have experienced, it will take a Honest and Truthful LOT to win me over. And I just feel total lack of true positivity, so ONLY in person consoling can help me even a smidge.
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Is this the first time he ever admitted that his "adulthood" was not an adulthood, and was in fact a failure? My God, it's almsot like self-awareness dawning.
For a second I thought his "void of deepest sadness" was because of the recent revelation that his gal-pals were all pity friends... but no. Oh no, he just meant graduation. Damn you, Count Graduon!!

As for in-person consoling: We sent people. You chased them away. Now we're not sending any more.
 
Kosher Dill said:
Christian BAWWWWWWW Chandler said:
That is easy for you to say; your heart does not feel triple-flattened into a void of deepest sadness after losing the only closest friends you had ever before moving on into a failure of an "adulthood". Seriously, UNLESS, I actually, FINALLY, find IN PERSON and fall in love with a pretty or beautiful, and Truly Compassionate and Caring, woman who will Have To make the first move and everything, because after ALL of the emotional damage I have experienced, it will take a Honest and Truthful LOT to win me over. And I just feel total lack of true positivity, so ONLY in person consoling can help me even a smidge.
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Is this the first time he ever admitted that his "adulthood" was not an adulthood, and was in fact a failure? My God, it's almsot like self-awareness dawning.
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I think this is just Chris throwing around words in an attempt to get people to pity him/give him sympathy/collect asspats.
 
Coldgrip said:
I think this is just Chris throwing around words in an attempt to get people to pity him/give him sympathy/collect asspats.
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I hope people give him sympathy and not asspats. :briefs:
 
Suloxide said:
Coldgrip said:
I think this is just Chris throwing around words in an attempt to get people to pity him/give him sympathy/collect asspats.
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I hope people give him sympathy and not asspats. :briefs:
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Sympathy isn't good enough for Chris anymore. He wants to cash it in for a slave girl pet mommy from the ground-up.
 
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