Facebook FB 11/12/2013 - Chris apologizes for everything

[The Dude]

His "I apologize for EVERYTHING!" post is akin to a small child fixing a small scratch on daddy's car with a paint roller and Behr semi-gloss house paint.

no it's not because that implies he put any effort into this and genuinely tried to repair the problem

Clear nail varnish then since It's clear and doesn't actually paint the scratch?

 

[Varis]

Your heart is in the right place, Matt, but you forgot to add "no homo."

Chris... No. I can't do this anymore. I have forgiven you so many times, but you always turn around and break my heart again! It's over, Chris. We're over.

Here's a fun game for the holidays: look up Thetan's screencaps of Chris' group chat and see how many of those people have unfriended him.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

His "I apologize for EVERYTHING!" post is akin to a small child fixing a small scratch on daddy's car with a paint roller and Behr semi-gloss house paint.

no it's not because that implies he put any effort into this and genuinely tried to repair the problem

Clear nail varnish then since It's clear and doesn't actually paint the scratch?

Nah, because that still takes a bit of effort to think of. Even if it comes crumbling down in the end.

 

[Venusaur]

Here's a fun game for the holidays: look up Thetan's screencaps of Chris' group chat and see how many of those people have unfriended him.

Yes, I'm curious about the exact level of the Friend-xodus. Isthere any tally on the number of friends that jumped ship? Or is Chris just going psycho because one or two people defriended him?

 

[Wall of Originals]

Yes, I'm curious about the exact level of the Friend-xodus. Isthere any tally on the number of friends that jumped ship? Or is Chris just going psycho because one or two people defriended him?

I can totally see Chris flipping his shit over one or two people. I have known people in real life who are as egotistical as Chris (I know, I know. Totally possible.) Whenever they wanted attention in both real life and online, they would lose it on someone. There is a reason I have dumped so many people from my life. Those types are physically and emotionally exhausting.

 

[Jackie Chin]

I think Chris monitors his Facebook 24/7 and treats his friends who unfriend him like its Defcon-1

 

[jc17]

Ah, classic Chris maneuver. Say he's sorry, and demands everyone to like him or to fuck off.

He's such a nice guy.

In a weeks time, he'll be cursing out Megan or wishing Snyder to burn in hell because that's just who he is. His ego will never allow him to get over a grudge, and the only way he'll forgive someone is if that person gives him what he wants.

He probably doesn't even know what he's apologizing for, he just hopes it's enough to get everyone off his back.

Spoiler alert:

Spoiler

It won't work.

 

[jc17]

-Sorry for the double post guys

 

[Henry Bemis]

What did we do again? I can't remember.

Not offer reconciliatory blowjobs and/or shoot ourselves out back, I think.

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

Do you guys remember when he apologized to Alec and his friends on the phone calls?
Yes, this is just like that time

 

[The Dude]

Do you guys remember when he apologized to Alec and his friends on the phone calls?
Yes, this is just like that time

So he's going to make a trial comic where he finds his pity pals and Megan guilty of not being TRUE and HONEST with their friendliness and not give him China?

 

[Henry Bemis]

Do you guys remember when he apologized to Alec and his friends on the phone calls?
Yes, this is just like that time

So he's going to make a trial comic where he finds his pity pals and Megan guilty of not being TRUE and HONEST with their friendliness and not give him China?

Don't expect something so crazy from Chris.

I mean, making comics? Please.

 

[The Dude]

Do you guys remember when he apologized to Alec and his friends on the phone calls?
Yes, this is just like that time

So he's going to make a trial comic where he finds his pity pals and Megan guilty of not being TRUE and HONEST with their friendliness and not give him China?

Don't expect something so crazy from Chris.

I mean, making comics? Please.

You're right. What WAS I thinking?

 

[Himawari]

This is so fantastic. I'm not even kidding, it may be my inner Yugiohfag coming through, but this is like the best thing I've seen in at least a few hours. Is there a place for this brilliance on the CWCki?

 

[EvilMagi-chan]

Looks like the last apology didn't bring back all his galpals like he wanted so now it's just a blanket apology for everything he ever did just to make sure he covered everything. Once again he fails to understand what an apology is supposed to be.

 

[Lady Houligan]

Shit, I'm really disappointed. I thought that this guy had wised up, and left the ranks of the ass-patters a while ago.

More's the pity, really. And maybe if Chris stopped having his facebook page set so that people can follow him, rather than friending him, he'd have less friends "causing distress".

And in the real world, maybe the fatass manbaby will suddenly be able to fly via the powers of autism.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Let's see. A half-assed apology and then a demand to get what he wants.

Never change Chris, never change. Where would we be without our pet Lolcow?

 

[Venusaur]

Man, reasding Stufano's reply to Chris makes me really sad for some reason. Maybe it's because I'm imagining a "normal adult" (House, relationshops, job) giving so much encouragement to Chris over a freaking Lego school. Something kids build for fun.

Yet for Chris it's become this achivement of possitivity. It's just... really sad.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

And that's the end of the five stages of Gal-pal retroactive re-context-ing of lunch periods in high school grief, there's his acceptance.

Now he can move forward to the ultimate-life-upgrade upgrade.

Who's ready for the next phase of the continuing adventures of our autistic hero?

I know I am!

His next "life upgrade" is out in a little less than 3 days. C'mon, we all know that he's going to have one right at the launch. He's convinced that he deserves a reward, after all the stress and heartache he's been through lately. He's earned that PS4.

He would be that one person you always hear about on the news who got robbed on launch day of a popular product.

Wasn't there something lately about a mentally handicapped person getting beat up and his copy of GTA V stolen by some niggos?

 

[Stuff and Things]

Holy shit, you just made my day