Facebook FB 11/12/2013 - Chris apologizes for everything

raymond said:
soIregistered said:
If he would simply realize this and find himself a girl that's, well...special like he is...he could actually have someone. But no. No windows into hell, not for good ol' Chris. He deserves more. He deserves better. He deserves Angelina Jolie showing up at 14 Branchland Ct offering free blowjobs. I mean, why doesn't he deserve these things? He's CREATIVE!

LOWER THE STANDARDS. FIND A NICE OVERWEIGHT GIRL WHO HAS NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND. SETTLE. PEOPLE LIKE YOU NEED TO SETTLE, CHRIS!
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No one deserves Chris.
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As spokeswoman for big women here, none of us would touch Chris with a 50 ft pole.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
raymond said:
soIregistered said:
If he would simply realize this and find himself a girl that's, well...special like he is...he could actually have someone. But no. No windows into hell, not for good ol' Chris. He deserves more. He deserves better. He deserves Angelina Jolie showing up at 14 Branchland Ct offering free blowjobs. I mean, why doesn't he deserve these things? He's CREATIVE!

LOWER THE STANDARDS. FIND A NICE OVERWEIGHT GIRL WHO HAS NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND. SETTLE. PEOPLE LIKE YOU NEED TO SETTLE, CHRIS!
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No one deserves Chris.
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As spokeswoman for big women here, none of us would touch Chris with a 50 ft pole.
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That might have come out wrong, on my side. Big girls can be very sexy. It's just that Chris seems to feel entitled to a size zero model. The girl that would hop in the sack with Chris would essentially have to look like a female version of himself...overweight. Also greasy and smelly.
 
Hey Chris...I found a boyfriend free girlfriend for you :).

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The Dude said:
Coldgrip said:
I don't think he needs sympathy. What he needs is people to tell him the truth and quit telling him that things will be alright if he just keeps doing what he's doing.
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Agreed. Sympathy can only get a person so far, and only in the short term.
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Sympathy is for people who are suffering through no fault of their own. When someone brings down suffering upon them self as the inevitable consequence of their incessant repetition of the same stupid, selfish mistakes while ignoring out of hubris the warnings of the people around them, they don't warrant sympathy. What they get is just deserts.

This is why the Jews and Romani and Jehovas Witnesses and Homosexuals and so on under Nazi Germany deserve sympathy, while Adolf Hitler does not, even though Hitler's inevitable setbacks drove him to suffering and suicide.

And since Chris is worse than Hitler…

raymond said:
No one deserves Chris.
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That statement can work two ways, and I bet Chris, in his arrogance, agrees with one of them.

CatParty said:
wait, he thinks only his "adulthood" is a failure?
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Wait, he thinks he's experienced adulthood?
 
Pickle Man said:
Hey Chris...I found a boyfriend free girlfriend for you :).

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PICKLE MAN YOU FUCK! *SIGH* (:_(
 
Clydesdale Cash said:
At first, I was willing open up the possibility of being proud of Chris; an apology without immediately attacking or blaming all of his problems on somebody else is a sizable step forward... but then he demonstrated that he has no idea what he's even apologizing for.
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The biggest problem here is that Chris himself feels he has done nothing to apologize for but for some inexplicable reason, his fb friends are mad at him. Thus he apologizes because it's the only thing he can think of to do. First he apologized for ShecameforCWC.jpg. When that didn't work he gave a broad spectrum apology for everything. Now that he has apologized in his mind there is no reason for his fb friends to not flock back to him now. I suspect it won't be long now before he accuses them all of playing Kick the Autistic for not accepting his "generous" apology. *SIGH*
 
EleSigma said:
Chris apologizes for everything but gives nothing.
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What you meant was Chris apologizes for nothing and takes everything.
 
What's worse, these "apologizes" are having a cry wolf effect. He's "apologized" so many times that almost no one believes him, because we know he will soon be back to raging at anyone who doesn't serve him hard enough.
 
He is the boy who cried wolf. That is exactly why I take all his apologies and even his suicidal threats with a huge grain of salt. Chris does not have autism, he has bawtism.
 
And once again Chris reminds me of the Mother series' Porky Minch. In this case with his "apology' tactics.

Porky Minch said:
"Ness, let's be friends again. Please answer me. I promise to be good.
...uh...okay...
Hah! I lied! See you, sucker!"
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Mourning Dove said:
And once again Chris reminds me of the Mother series' Porky Minch. In this case with his "apology' tactics.

Porky Minch said:
"Ness, let's be friends again. Please answer me. I promise to be good.
...uh...okay...
Hah! I lied! See you, sucker!"
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Chris is like what porky would be if he actually became an adult and didn't end up locked in a giant capsule for all eternity.
 
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