FB 12/21 Chris reminiscences about moving back into 14BC after the fire

[TiggerNits]

It must suck to have so little going on in your life that you get nostalgic over terrible shit.

I mean, we're all feeling nostalgic about terrible shit that happened to someone else itt so I figure we'd best not judge in that regard

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

It must suck to have so little going on in your life that you get nostalgic over terrible shit, that happened two years ago.

 

[Karen Riley]

It feels like Chris hasn't had a month this year where he hasn't felt 'various levels of loopy,' so even if he does have a cold and has it worse than usual it's hard to feel sympathy for him, especially when we know he overexaggerates everything.

His sentiments about feeling lucky to have a place to sleep are surprisingly decent from Chris but of course he manages to spoil it with his really lame joke about his house being aflame in 2014. We all know he chuckled for a while when he first thought that joke up.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I remember some said that 14BLC wouldn't be restored, and restoring it would be a bad idea.

 

[Kumquat]

I really want to know what Chris does when he's not feeling off. Like, what does "feeling off" cause him to do? Chris does nothing. What does a regular day look like when he's not feeling off?

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

I really want to know what Chris does when he's not feeling off. Like, what does "feeling off" cause him to do? Chris does nothing. What does a regular day look like when he's not feeling off?

still nothing because he's lazy

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Maybe he's takin' the Oestrogel again, and it's messing with his whore-moans.
I would not completely rule out that his thyroid could be off because of all the stress he puts his body under with caffeine and late-night vidya sessions. Or maybe the diabetis is finally settin' in.
Chris probably does not even get blood work every 3-6 months like you're supposed to.

 

[cruderudedude]

"I killed my pets in a housefire due to my incompetence. LOL"

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

He should toast to his health and well being by reminiscing with a freshly brewed cup of bathroom coffee from his good old friend Mr. Keurig

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Trolls didn't start the fire, The hoard's been building since Chris has been turning.

 

[anephric]

Chris's is always poor at communication but he occasionally goes through these moments where he makes zero fucking sense. Yes, autism, etc but for the better part of a month he'll make (inane, stupid, dull) posts and then he'll make one that is borderline gibberish like this.

It's almost like "disassociation by typing" but that ain't it. I'm just wondering what triggers him to writing like a monkey hitting a typewriter with its ass?

 

[BF 388]

Mmmm that salty canned chicken noodle soup that the dogs love so much

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Hey sooner or later the hoard is going to consume the rest of his house and he's gunna have to start making his coffee in the bathroom again.

 

[Mick92]

HAHAHA I BURNED DOWN MY OWN HOWSE IN A DAY THE SAME NUMBER AS MY ADRESS AIN'T THAT THE FUNNIEST THING EVER, GUISE?

 

[Pikonic]

Chris has been sick for a long time now.

 

[Caesare]

 

[Sphere of Many Eyes]

He should brew some coffee in the bathroom to celebrate!

 

[ForgedBlades]

Does Chris TRULY and HONESTLY believe that chicken soup is some magical cure-all? Like something that you would buy off the back of a wagon from some guy in a white three piece suit at the turn of the 20th century?

 

[Apocalypso]

Chris moving back into his house isn't the only 2 year anniversary that's coming up.

Let's officially name this day in Christory as "Don't Call Anybody" day.

 

[Guy Smiley]

I really want to know what Chris does when he's not feeling off. Like, what does "feeling off" cause him to do? Chris does nothing. What does a regular day look like when he's not feeling off?

I imagine that when he's "healthy," he sits on the couch watching tv and occasionally gets up for food. When he's "sick," he's LAYING on the couch watching tv, and occasionally bellowing at Barb to BRING him food.

It's a HUGE difference.