FB 12/4 - Chris is making progress in being ignored by Gamestop

[Jigglyjogglers]

Given Chris talks less and less about Barb these days, I sometimes imagine she's slowly being absorbed into the hoard, making her life journey complete.

I'm now picturing this wall of solid junk, but at one point one of the pets runs into it while fleeing the Chandlers and jars it, causing a large Snorlax-shaped hole to open up. Blarb stares at it for long moments, before shrieking "This hole was made for me!" and plunging in.

durr-durr-durrrrrr

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I'm now picturing this wall of solid junk, but at one point one of the pets runs into it while fleeing the Chandlers and jars it, causing a large Snorlax-shaped hole to open up. Blarb stares at it for long moments, before shrieking "This hole was made for me!" and plunging in.

durr-durr-durrrrrr

I imagined her turning into a stack of once-soggy newspapers. Or into an actual Snorlax.

 

[silky]

I predict Michael Snyder is behind this entire GameStop hate campaign against Chris.

No doubt the Greene County school board and Mary Lee Walsh are also involved in the conspiracy.

 

[Zarkon]

I would say something funny, but then I realized I'm watching a thirtysomething-year-old man scream and bitch about not being able to get into a Gamestop. And I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[Jack Awful]

So Chris thinks that because he got rightfully banned from a bunch of stores for assaulting an employee his nonexistent fanbase and the LGBT and Autism communities will come together to boycott the stores because this is somehow a great injustice to everyone.

It's great to have you back, Chris.

 

[Zarkon]

So Chris thinks that because he got rightfully banned from a bunch of stores for assaulting an employee his nonexistent fanbase and the LGBT and Autism communities will come together to boycott the stores because this is somehow a great injustice to everyone.

It's great to have you back, Chris.

Persistant Victimitis.

 

[sauroo]

more u ignore it

the more outrageous the behaviour will become to get noticed

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

more u ignore it

the more outrageous the behaviour will become to get noticed

This isn't the same Chris you are looking for. Do not attempt to call it over the phone.

 

[Mister Grumpy Pants]

Never change Chris, never change

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I wonder if merchandising Sonichu is what's brought on this renewed belief in a personal army.

As we know, Chris takes forever to learn simple life lessons, e.g. "That girl on the Internet who you've never actually seen probably doesn't exist." And when he finally does get the message, it's usually so specific that in order to circumvent it, all you have to do is find a new way to approach him, e.g. letting him make the first move.

Chris became incredibly paranoid, with pretty good reason given his mental faculties and the fact that there literally was a conspiracy to troll him. He seemed to realise that he didn't have a personal army to do his bidding. But now, he has "proof" that he does, in fact, apparently have a huge army of Sonichu fans. Not just people who ass-pat him in mailbags and on forums, but people who will actually pay him for Sonichu. And I think maybe that's reset him back to his old state.

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

Not just people who ass-pat him in mailbags and on forums, but people who will actually pay him for Sonichu. And I think maybe that's reset him back to his old state.

Plus the whole "female soul" thing made him think he's been reborn ("as a female in a male body I was a joke, but in my new, perfect, female body I am desired by everyone").

That last letter from "Jeff" was, imo, what sent him over the edge. He felt for once that he got everything he deserved. From now on it's just a matter of posting videos complaining to get the world.

 

[Sonic Rainboom]

I wonder if merchandising Sonichu is what's brought on this renewed belief in a personal army.

As we know, Chris takes forever to learn simple life lessons, e.g. "That girl on the Internet who you've never actually seen probably doesn't exist." And when he finally does get the message, it's usually so specific that in order to circumvent it, all you have to do is find a new way to approach him, e.g. letting him make the first move.

Once again, Chris's learning is too specific. Chris learned that it's not okay to use pepper spray at Gamestop, but still thinks it okay to do other stupid shit at Gamestop.

Chris can learn some specific things, but not what a normal person would learn from this.