FB 12/4 - Chris is making progress in being ignored by Gamestop

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I doubt Barb even knows what an innernet is. Honestly, I think she's already set sail on the HMS Senility - her waking life comprised of Antenna TV and a retarded transvestite singing about hedgehogs in the next room. Trying to discern fantasy from reality at 14 BC is a daunting task.

Imagine the arguments Chris and Barb have. "The Last Man on Earth" comes to mind...
 
welp it figures , he was bound to dig a hole . but my good sir you did more then dig a hole... you created a black hole a void of which you shall not return from. good luck in god speed chris.... you are really trying to win a losing battle in which you are held accountable for your insane reactions on a employee who was just doing his job.
 
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Anyone else wonder what a folksy song about Chris would be like? Like if someone designed a jaunty tune in his memory in the same vein as Paul Bunyan or Casey Jones. "Macin' in the Wind" maybe?
 
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Chris strikes me as the kinda guy that goes to Gamestop just to have something to do.
He's doing this protest just to have something to do. I don't think he really wants to drive to the mall and walk across the streets to buy the same thing he could get from his chair. It's the principle of the thing.
 
I doubt Barb even knows what an innernet is. Honestly, I think she's already set sail on the HMS Senility - her waking life comprised of Antenna TV and a retarded transvestite singing about hedgehogs in the next room. Trying to discern fantasy from reality at 14 BC is a daunting task.

part of this is good enough to be a quote for the top of the page
 
"We were somewhere around CWCville, on the edge of GameStop, when the autism began to take hold."

Destruction Barby.

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Last Christmas
I sprayed you with mace
The very same day
The jerkops took me away...

This year
To save you from fears
I promise I won't act mental
 
I doubt Barb even knows what an innernet is. Honestly, I think she's already set sail on the HMS Senility - her waking life comprised of Antenna TV and a retarded transvestite singing about hedgehogs in the next room. Trying to discern fantasy from reality at 14 BC is a daunting task.

Makes me wonder how much all this new content is down to the fact that Barb is becoming more senile and vegetative, and therefore less capable of keeping Chris on a leash like she used to.
 
Makes me wonder how much all this new content is down to the fact that Barb is becoming more senile and vegetative, and therefore less capable of keeping Chris on a leash like she used to.

I don't think she ever used her leash to rein him in, only to make him do her bidding. In fact I think she was the one always strongarmed her way into letting him have what he wants, from that time almost killing a pony to almost killing Snyder.
 
They do - and Barb in particular has been pretty trigger happy in the past.
Eh there's no proof those guns made it to 14 BLC. Regardless, I think Chris would cower in fear if he was introduced to a handgun. I doubt he'd even know how to load it.

However, that being said. It's remarkably easy to purchase guns in Virgina. Like stupid super easy. Buying from a store is more difficult, but private sale, no problem. As long as he has a valid driver's license he can get one. Here is a detailed write up on the process to do a private firearm sale in VA from a site highly trusted by kiwis. The person can meet Chris and deny the sale if they feel sketchy about it sure, but he can literally spam the MANY public online sales and eventually get one person who doesn't give a shit. Even if the person wants to cover their ass they can read this set of questions to Chris, and honestly Chris could probably truthfully pass or just lie. He could totally get one if he really wanted. It's optimistic to assume he has the knowledge of this ability and probably also that he has any intention of owning one. Although, he has pretty easy access to obtaining one should he desire.

The only limiting factor is price. Chris isn't gonna be able to afford an AR-15 Bushmaster or a Saiga-12. Probably wouldn't find an FFL holder who would sell to him either. But a fucking Jimenez or some other .22LR prostitute pistol, no problem. You can get a Jimenez for $100 or less. Autism isn't even a limiting factor.

I think he probably would encounter some resistance trying to obtain a concealed carry permit, but regardless, Virginia is an open carry state, so as long he has it on a holster somewhere he could carry it around almost anywhere that doesn't say NO FIREARMS on the door. Plus like concealed carry is an easy law to ignore if you intend on using a weapon in a crime anyway.
 
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The post is still on Gamestop's Facebook page so he must have either missed it or reposted it. Also some white knight is about to get the banhammer from him it looks like.

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"I definitely will!"

He played her like a damn fiddle...

But yeah, someone on here mentioned that it was deleted, so he must have reuploaded it.
 
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