FB 12/4 - Chris is making progress in being ignored by Gamestop

[animedad]

I hope Gamestop sue sues Chris and take takes his house, and he and Barb die in the gutter on Christmas Eve.

Gamestop is a singular noun, so I fixed this for you.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I'm sure someone over there, at least just one, had a nice chuckle out of all this.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

He's like one of those asymtotes you learn about in math, edging closer and closer to a prison sentence without ever actually touching it.

 

[ThatGuy]

Honestly i dont understand why he doesn't use gamestops online shopping service, its cheaper and easier....no wait it because hes been told NO.

Because he wants his shit NOWNOWNOWNOW!!!!

 

[JergenFish]

I would love it if the GameStop social media pages started referencing Chris like the Sega Twitter.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

Let's hope that it's not the last Christmas all over again...

 

[Tempest]

how long until he starts macing people again?

 

[Le Bateleur]

how long until he starts macing people again?

How long until he finds one of Bob or Barb's guns?

 

[Tempest]

How long until he finds one of Bob or Barb's guns?

they have guns?

 

[David Miscavige]

He doesn't feel bad about what he did, he feels bad about the consequences which he now has to deal with.
If he never went to jail and got banned from yet more places (and lost valuable vidya time by going to court repeatedly) as a result of pepper spraying that guy, you can be damn sure he would still be carrying pepper spray to this day, and his big apology video wouldn't exist.

Chris acknowledges that he is banned because of the pepper spray (but probably not the vandalism; that was 'peaceful') and knows that got him in trouble because he got arrested and had to go to court.

So what does he do when an authority figure won't let him deny that he did anything wrong? Why he apologizes of course. Admitting he did something bad (as opposed to feeling guilt about it) is pretty much like serving a jail sentence to Chris and it's a last resort which he thinks is traded-in for forgiveness. But even though he's suffered admitting wrongdoing, Gamestop and co won't accept/acknowledge his apology and that's unfair from his point of view as that's supposed to atone for it all.

That's why he got so upset at Michael Snyder. It didn't matter that he harassed, seriously injured, and caused Snyder to miss his kid's birthday; he apologized so he was supposed to be forgiven and allowed back in, but that meanie wouldn't accept it.

 

[Optimus Prime]

"due to their removing of it, as well as not contacting me, still, it would appear as me being ignored. This will not stand"

Blue Arms sonic, round 2 confirmed.

How long until he finds one of Bob or Barb's guns?

Depends if the Megatron Pistol still survives (doubt it) - if there were any actual firearms in 14BC during the fire, I suspect the heat would have actually made any ammo effectively neuter themselves by melting the casing (wouldn't explode unless they were filled with black powder, though I'm not sure if even then that would happen)...and probably the guns as well.

 

[Le Bateleur]

they have guns?

They do - and Barb in particular has been pretty trigger happy in the past.

 

[Lady Colin Campbell]

I'm more surprised that he still has the G in LGBTQ than I am at him making this post.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Chris acknowledges that he is banned because of the pepper spray (but probably not the vandalism; that was 'peaceful') and knows that got him in trouble because he got arrested and had to go to court.

So what does he do when an authority figure won't let him deny that he did anything wrong? Why he apologizes of course. Admitting he did something bad (as opposed to feeling guilt about it) is pretty much like serving a jail sentence to Chris and it's a last resort which he thinks is traded-in for forgiveness. But even though he's suffered admitting wrongdoing, Gamestop and co won't accept/acknowledge his apology and that's unfair from his point of view as that's supposed to atone for it all.

That's why he got so upset at Michael Snyder. It didn't matter that he harassed, seriously injured, and caused Snyder to miss his kid's birthday; he apologized so he was supposed to be forgiven and allowed back in, but that meanie wouldn't accept it.

I think you're spot on; Much like his Autism Card, the Apology Card is just another lifeline to be played as a get-out-of-consequence free card for Chris. I remember thinking that way about apologies when I was literally 5 years old. It's quite shocking really that Chris hasn't yet realised that a simple apology does not necessarily wipe the slate clean, especially when matters have already become litigious.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

So what does he do when an authority figure won't let him deny that he did anything wrong? Why he apologizes of course. Admitting he did something bad (as opposed to feeling guilt about it) is pretty much like serving a jail sentence to Chris and it's a last resort which he thinks is traded-in for forgiveness. But even though he's suffered admitting wrongdoing, Gamestop and co won't accept/acknowledge his apology and that's unfair from his point of view as that's supposed to atone for it all.

Chris seems baffled that people don't just accept the apology and move on. I don't think he has any real idea that saying "sorry" is indicating that you feel regret for the action - he probably thinks of it as a magic word that makes everything better, like when a kid acts up and their parents make them say sorry even though everyone knows the little bastard doesn't give a damn.

I'm reminded of Sonichu 10, where he gave this long, rambling apology against everyone he'd wronged while having his enemies gruesomely tortured to death. It's the same deal here. He's saying he's sorry, while indicating that he's still the self-righteous uncontrollable imbecile he was a year ago.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

If someone comes up to Chris unprovoked, vandalizes/steals/breaks a bunch of his precious toys and things he values, then maces Chris, then says "I'm sorry" for ten seconds before spending fifteen minutes calling Chris a terrible person and threatening to hurt him even more, all while accusing Chris publicly of being a bigot just because he tries to defend himself... if, after all that, Chris just goes "oh, okay, you're forgiven" and stops being mad at the guy, then Chris will have room to claim he's right.

 

[sauroo]

this will not end well..

how long before snorlax makes an appearance to defend her precious snowflake.

 

[Lady Colin Campbell]

this will not end well..

how long before snorlax makes an appearance to defend her precious snowflake.

Is Barb even aware of what Chris does on Facebook? Does she even have one?

I can't imagine she's too pleased with the vibrating bra post if she does.

 

[Xarpho]

Is Barb even aware of what Chris does on Facebook? Does she even have one?

I can't imagine she's too pleased with the vibrating bra post if she does.

Given Chris talks less and less about Barb these days, I sometimes imagine she's slowly being absorbed into the hoard, making her life journey complete.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I doubt Barb even knows what an innernet is. Honestly, I think she's already set sail on the HMS Senility - her waking life comprised of Antenna TV and a retarded transvestite singing about hedgehogs in the next room. Trying to discern fantasy from reality at 14 BC is a daunting task.