FB 2/16 - Chris comments on Bob's death - update 3/22

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Does anyone genuinely believe that Bob would want for Marty McFag (Chris) to hop into his little pink Dolorian in an effort to trap him (Bob) in a life of misery and cross-dressing? Chris just got carried away with his world renowned empathy again.
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Chris also just inadvertently made me reveal the plot to the reboot of "Black to the Future" inspired by " Back to the Future" starring tranny actor Laverne Cox, which is due for release in 2020.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
Does anyone genuinely believe that Bob would want for Marty McFag (Chris) to hop into his little pink Dolorian in an effort to trap him (Bob) in a life of misery and cross-dressing? Chris just got carried away with his world renowned empathy again.
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Chris also just inadvertently made me reveal the plot to the reboot of "Black to the Future" inspired by " Back to the Future" starring tranny actor Laverne Cox, which is due for release in 2020.
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Great, just what we need. Another (most likely) shitty reboot of an all time classic from the 80s. :cryblood:
 
That ungrateful and indolent jackass... This is daft even by CWC standards. Of course, Bob's long history of severe illness had nothing to do with his demise. It wasn't his shitty diet, his multiple cardiac infarctions and major cardiac surgeries, heart failure the year before his death, his colon cancer, or being eaten alive by what I assume were bed bugs because neither of the other two were responsible in the slightest. No, all of that is irrelevant somehow and Bob and CWC and Barb are completely blameless, and instead some irresponsible and discourteous nurse or doctor made a very loud sound and startled him to death. And he intruded into someone else's post to relay this, too.

I am going to feel very badly for the nurses and doctors when he finally is hospitalized and they have to contend with his extreme self-centeredness full-time. I'm sure he'll complain about the various sounds that are inevitable in a place which saves and treats people for all manner of severe ailments, too.

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maybe one day chris will appreciate those caring for him in the looney bin
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Oh, no. No, he will not. Absolutely not. He'll absolutely hate them for not allowing him to play video games and make stupid videos all day and demanding he actually participate in treatment, and for confining him there against his will. Of course, he won't likely be able to make retarded rants about them while in there.
 
If Bob was still alive, Chris would absolutely hate him. What makes Chris think he wouldn't have supported Trump?
 
Chris actually has a history of extreme ingratitude towards emergency professionals who have assisted him and his family. Soon after the Great Fire he and apparently Barb impugned the firefighters who came to save their sorry asses by accusing them of theft. And now 5 years later, he's attacking the emergency medical staff. This is why I have zero compassion for him no matter how severe his circumstances become. He's irredeemably selfish and remorseless.
 
If nothing else, Chris has provided me with laughter at imagining Bob dying as various doctors and nurses pop out of unexpected places and scream at him.
 
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Chris actually has a history of extreme ingratitude towards emergency professionals who have assisted him and his family. Soon after the Great Fire he and apparently Barb impugned the firefighters who came to save their sorry asses by accusing them of theft. And now 5 years later, he's attacking the emergency medical staff. This is why I have zero compassion for him no matter how severe his circumstances become. He's irredeemably selfish and remorseless.
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The firefighter thing was mostly Barb, because she's a malicious shrew with a victim complex. I think it's the same thing here. Chris's entire life is Barb and Bob to a lesser extent blaming everyone else for their problems. Chris just kind of goes along with it because he's a mommy's boy.
 
"I had more freedom when he was alive." That's a terrible thing to say! Chris, no! That's a horribly selfish thing to say! I'm sorry that just disgusts me.
 
What's the word for something being both hilarious and tragic at the same time?

I keep reaching for it, but the only thing I find is Christian Weston Chandler. And that's too many fucking syllables. *sigh*
 
Even for Chris, this is extremely autistic. According to Chris, Bob had "feet bloatings" which are indicative of congestive heart failure. And given how much Chris would scream at trolls when Bob was around, it's pretty clear that Bob was impervious to loud noises.

Besides, Bob started more arguments than flies at a garbage dump, and threw the damn fag card at Chris! How quickly Fatty forgets that his relationship with Bob wasn't all rainbows and sunshine.
 
Bob's killer is still at large and considered to be very dangerous, here's the last known photo:

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Replicant Sasquatch said:
The firefighter thing was mostly Barb, because she's a malicious shrew with a victim complex. I think it's the same thing here. Chris's entire life is Barb and Bob to a lesser extent blaming everyone else for their problems. Chris just kind of goes along with it because he's a mommy's boy.
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Even if Barb is the original proponent of these abhorrent notions, Chris is just as culpable for them by espousing them. We're not talking about some clueless special needs 18-year-old who's never been outside of his house. He's almost 35 now and has had ample time to gather experience and develop right perspectives. This reinforces to me he's just as self-absorbed and unrepentant as ever, and at this point as far as I'm concerned they're both just as guilty for this.

However, Barb is also a horrible person overall, and if she hadn't been his mother he might have been slightly less intolerable and ludicrous overall.
 
Now I'm imagining Bob was done in by a clown leaping out of the supply closet with an oversized honking horn
 
JULAY said:
Besides, Bob started more arguments than flies at a garbage dump, and threw the damn fag card at Chris! How quickly Fatty forgets that his relationship with Bob wasn't all rainbows and sunshine.
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If Chris wasn't so incomprehensibly retarded, Bob's death could have been a very advantageous event for him, as coldhearted as this sounds. Him dying increased Chris's disability check and removed an obstacle to his gender explorations. If he thought and lived correctly, he could have made his life better from that. Instead he's done everything to keep himself depressed and confused, and just misses Bob being the caretaker of him and the house. Now no one will do anything for Barb and CWC and no one will bail them out of their self-inflicted financial crisis.
 
It's always sad to lose a loved one. That being said, this isn't mourning. It's just living in the past.
 
this shit sounds like something ClickHole would say
after my father's heart exploded because he was frightened by a loud noise like a small little deer, we put his body by the road for the gabage men to pick up. And that was the day I lost the freedom to not spend money.
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