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DJAndyMD said:
I remember reading that Chris was originally going to study marketing when he went to college, something tells me he would have somewhat benefited from that because his marketing/business skills sucks.
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He did however study CADD and we all know how well that worked out for him.
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The incentive is fantastic, but enabling Chris to buy shit he doesn't need with my hard-earned money doesn't sit well with my conscience.
 
glutenfreebooty said:
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The incentive is fantastic, but enabling Chris to buy shit he doesn't need with my hard-earned money doesn't sit well with my conscience.
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Flabbergasted, they really need to drop the thesaurus, there's nothing unique about plastic crap ripped off by someone else. I really liked the message he was trying to send, I'm going to have something more manufactured in the future, he was subliminally trying to tell consumers, this is as good as it's gonna get, so just buy it, and overlook all the defects.
 
Asandy31 said:
Flabbergasted, they really need to drop the thesaurus, there's nothing unique about plastic crap ripped off by someone else. I really liked the message he was trying to send, I'm going to have something more manufactured in the future, he was subliminally trying to tell consumers, this is as good as it's gonna get, so just buy it, and overlook all the defects.
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The funny thing is some ween out there would probably buy him the damn ps4 if he finished Sonichu 11 but even that's too much.
 
KangarooMouse said:
My question is why did he wait until recently to want one? If he wanted one so bad he should have just bought one with that $1000 that was given to him.
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For a while the PS3 remained supported by most game companies so if there was a new game he really wanted, then he was able to get it for the console he already had. Now most games seem to be being made for the next gen consoles and in a childish Chris way he feels like he's being 'left behind,' and he's jealous of anyone who is able to play all the new games on the PS4. Chris has always had the mindset of that stuck up child who has to get the best and latest technology. Plus he considers getting the latest console as not only a good thing, but an upgrade for his entire life. You can kind of see why he wants it so badly now.
 
DJAndyMD said:
I remember reading that Chris was originally going to study marketing when he went to college, something tells me he would have somewhat benefited from that because his marketing/business skills sucks.
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Chris would have learned nothing no matter what he majored in. At best he'd have picked up a few marketing buzzwords and misused them.
 
Dain Bramage said:
Actually, he seems to. Not as obsessively as Taters does, but there are some occasions where his Tweets are in response to something that he read here at the Farms.
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Very rarely. And nine times out of ten, when Chris responds to something posted here, it's someone like Watermelon showing it to him.
Bogs said:
We already know the freezer is untouchable
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I'm sure Chris stores frozen food right next to his dnasicles.
 
Son of Big Boss said:
Tell you what, Chris.
Finish those pages you owe to @DStecks, make Sonichu #12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 and 20 and then, THEN i might actually think of spending 500$ for you.

Think about it, Chris.
I'm making you an offer you can't refuse.
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@DStecks only ordered 100 pages. That's just a little over one issue of Sonichu.
 
The Giver said:
Chris would have learned nothing no matter what he majored in. At best he'd have picked up a few marketing buzzwords and misused them.
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hmm, sonichu is the bleeding-edge next generation mascot for the kids. by shifting my paradigms i disintermediated pokemon and sonic and collaborated a strategy of synergy of the two products. this win-win wheelhouse is a disruptive innovation.
 
Ruin said:
So between cumsicles and this shit is Chris a lock for Lolcow2016?
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Chris is always a solid bet, just keep in mind that his main rival is a homeless Maoist tranny who engages in self bondage and routinely tries to convince other trannys to shove produce items up his ass.

Edit- also, Chris's primary enemy is the trolls, ADFs primary enemy are his own gonads.
 
Doc Cassidy said:
You guys are being way too hard on Chris. He's honestly trying to improve himself and he's been doing a great job, but all of you keep shitting on him. How is he supposed to improve his life when he has to deal with all of your negativity?
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Sorry mate, not wanting to spend nearly half a grand on an ungrateful, lazy and undeserving idiot it in exchange for some worthless garbage (or the promise thereof I should say, given his recent track record for delivering on promises) does not constitute shitting on them.

If you think otherwise, you should put your money where your mouth is and buy him the PS4 yourself.
 
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Ravenor said:
unless Phil pulls a ball out of the sack
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Don't you mean pulls his balls out of his sack? :tomgirl:

Chris could still go back into his 'tism lair once he's done whining about this playstation. As it's been said before Chris needs a good prod every now and again to get any kind of decent content out of him, hopefully whoever he's talking to now knows how to do that.
 
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