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Mason Verger said:
The ps4 has been out for over two years.
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Like I guessed in another thread, Barb is probably taking a huge chunk of his tugboat for bills, rebuilding the hoard, and q-sands. Chris also blows a huge chunk of his income on LEGOs® and fast food all the time (or at least he used to).

It's also possible that Barb is limiting Chris' spending of his money like Bob used to, but that may not be the case.
 
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I feel like the whole post was just an excuse for him to write 'off of my breasts'. I can only imagine what a rush he must have felt typing that.
 
Count Olaf said:
I was thinking about all this earlier and I wondered what exactly meant by 500 dollar voucher for his shop. Now, I know what a voucher is, but this is Chris we're talking about and he might not. So the question is this: When he says "in exchange you'll get a 500 dollar voucher", does he mean "Here's a coupon that will allow you to purchase 500 dollars worth of merchandise from my shop for free", or does he mean "Here's a coupon that will graciously give you the opportunity to spend an additional 500 dollars of your money on my merchandise?"

Cause if the latter is the case that just makes the deal even shittier, and Chris even greedier.
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It's the former. Chris feels like by making it $500 instead of $400, he's adding a whole extra $100 of value to the voucher. So he's extra buttblasted when people aren't taking him up on his amazing deal. An extra $100 (of broken, krazy glue + model magic, frankenstein amiibos)! You don't want that? What is your problem!!
Lazergatr said:
It took Kim calling this laughable for Jessica to agree. Is she stepping on eggshells to appeal to Chris or what?
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Oh dude, everyone is way too easy on Chris when they actually try to talk to him. Like even most people here who are pretty critical of Chris will almost certainly start off talking to Chris about how they're "big fans" just to avoid scaring him. And then as the conversation gets more heated, they'll change topics the moment Chris starts whining.

You don't have to do that. Chris is a huge pussy. Heh, what's funny is that if you push Chris really far, he'll say "DIS CONVERSATION IS OVER" very loudly, but if you keep talking, he'll keep responding. He has no backbone. What he wants is for you to stop stressing him out with all your hurtful truths, and asspat him again. But he's not willing to put his money where his mouth is and actually hang up. Or if he does, just start emailing him. He'll reply.

It's optimistic when people think Chris would block Kim. Chris will never block Kim, he'll just ignore her and hope she stops exceeding the hurtful truth level.

The biggest mistake people make when talking to Chris, is to not press him hard enough. We've seen years of weens pretending to be Chris' biggest fan. Let's get some critique in there, Chris can handle it. (And if he can't, that'll be a lot funnier than just telling him how much you love Sonichu and listening to his "hmm, yeahs" for half an hour.)
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Like I guessed in another thread, Barb is probably taking a huge chunk of his tugboat for bills, rebuilding the hoard, and q-sands. Chris also blows a huge chunk of his income on LEGOs® and fast food all the time (or at least he used to).

It's also possible that Barb is limiting Chris' spending of his money like Bob used to, but that may not be the case.
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No doubt, but $15 is two less meals to McDonald's a month. That's not an insane amount of money to squirrel away. But, this is Chris. He spent $65 on a game he can't even play. Chris knows how to budget, he just can't deny himself his instant gratification.
 
Mason Verger said:
No doubt, but $15 is two less meals to McDonald's a month. That's not an insane amount of money to squirrel away. But, this is Chris. He spent $65 on a game he can't even play. Chris knows how to budget, he just can't deny himself his instant gratification.
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I think what it all comes down to is.
1. He can't afford one in one go, he knows what his spending money per month is and it won't cover the cost of what he wants, as you say, saving isn't an option because, well this is Chris.

2. He's absolutely locked his mind into somebody else getting for him, that's why he's getting pissy. He's angry because it's our fault he doesn't have a ps4 because we're not doing what we're supposed to. We've seen this before, when other people don't play out their preordained parts that Chris has decided for them, it bugs the shit out of him.

I also don't want to be a pedant, but there's no way he paid $65 for LittleBigPlanet 3, the game's cheap as chips brand new these days. It's still an example of his stupid spending habits though.
 
Women can use the phrase "get this off my chest" too.

Also, today was Justin Bieber's birthday. I wonder if he got a PS4.
 
"Off my Breasts''

This single sentence infuriates me. Does he truly think that flap of fat hanging off his chest is classed as a 'breast'?

No. fuck you and your flap of fat Chris.
 
Quip said:
"Off my Breasts''

This single sentence infuriates me. Does he truly think that flap of fat hanging off his chest is classed as a 'breast'?

No. fuck you and your flap of fat Chris.
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I wonder if he thinks that fat gut of his is his body saying it wants to be pregnant?

Sonitistic said:
I'll buy him a PS4 if he shaves his head to the scalp.
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That video of him dry-shaving his face was horrifying enough.

Anchuent Christory said:
I also don't want to be a pedant, but there's no way he paid $65 for LittleBigPlanet 3, the game's cheap as chips brand new these days. It's still an example of his stupid spending habits though.
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Maybe someone gave it to him. Imagine the look on Chris' face when some dope actually gives him a PS4, and after hooking everything up and he's ready to play, he cracks open his box of LBP for the PS4 and finds a disc for Sonic Boom instead.
 
I wonder if, between the fleeting moments of productivity when he's making his crappy Amiibos and the comatose remainder of his existence, he glances over at that PS4 game he bought for himself but can't play. The mixture of anger and grumpiness he must feel when he sees it and the fact it's all his own damn fault makes me giggle.
 
Quip said:
"Off my Breasts''

This single sentence infuriates me. Does he truly think that flap of fat hanging off his chest is classed as a 'breast'?

No. fuck you and your flap of fat Chris.
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They're bountiful bussoms meticulously crafted in Aphrodite's image, and if you say otherwise, you're oppressing a lesbian transgender intersexed soul.
 
Anchuent Christory said:
I think what it all comes down to is.
1. He can't afford one in one go, he knows what his spending money per month is and it won't cover the cost of what he wants, as you say, saving isn't an option because, well this is Chris.

2. He's absolutely locked his mind into somebody else getting for him, that's why he's getting pissy. He's angry because it's our fault he doesn't have a ps4 because we're not doing what we're supposed to. We've seen this before, when other people don't play out their preordained parts that Chris has decided for them, it bugs the shit out of him.

I also don't want to be a pedant, but there's no way he paid $65 for LittleBigPlanet 3, the game's cheap as chips brand new these days. It's still an example of his stupid spending habits though.
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I agree with this.

As an addendum to part 1), I think he doesn't want to substitute away from his regular business. He pictures everyone who would buy from him without the PS4 deal buying the same amount, and then someone adding a PS4 on top. Under this scheme (as he sees it), he can still have the same amount of money for Barb/bills/food/toys/vidya/makeup, etc. that he would otherwise, so he doesn't have to divert any funds to the PS4.

And as an addendum to part 2). Another big factor that annoys him is that he is being criticized for it. He sees it as unfair. But he never (to my knowledge) uses the completely valid point "it's an offer, if you don't like it, that's fine, don't take it. Maybe someone else will". To me that suggests he sees his business in large part as a charity.
 
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