FB 2/9 - Chris is feeling off

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Vault Boy]

Is he still rubbing that Oestrogel shit all over his gut in a vain attempt to become a woman? I wonder when he'll quit using it, hopefully before something horrible happens to him...

 

[animedad]

Chris Chan, fishing for sympathy and headpats as usual. I don't know of a living soul who would touch his greasy, thinning hair.

 

[calicojack]

The end is near?

 

[Ooomegah]

Yet another excuse to avoid working on Sonichu pages he owes to @DStecks , no surprise here

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Didn't this entire thread occur a few months ago

 

[jawsome]

I'm feeling off and mildly dizzy

Go outside or fucking eat something.

Or seek validation on the internet, that's cool too.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Blood sugar is fucked beyond Barb's family history.

 

[ThatGuy]

More than usual?

 

[Lipitor]

Watch him post at least 2 unrelated statuses shortly after this.

 

[LM 697]

Sounds like an early sign of a myocardial infarction. Doesn't look good for Chris.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Playing sixty different video games in the space of two weeks would leave anyone feeling dizzy.

 

[Pikonic]

Sounds like an early sign of a myocardial infarction. Doesn't look good for Chris.

The only cure is to sell more amiibos. If we stop buying, he'll probably die.

 

[bradsternum]

Dude, you were born off.

 

[chimpburgers]

99.9% chance that Kengle will say something by tonight right on the status.

 

[3rd Continuance]

Blarb has probably been stressing OPL out by badgering him over that $120,000 cheque he told her about.

 

[animedad]

Didn't this entire thread occur a few months ago

He was fishing for sympathy a little more than a month ago, yeah. Whenever he's feeling down, he thinks he has to sigh in the equivalent of a melancholic Facebook post to get attention.

 

[mrmilkman]

With Chris's diet and Oestrogel rubbing, I'm surprised he's not always like this.

 

[heyyyJackiePie]

This isn't a status. It's a lifestyle.

 

[Count Olaf]

I predicted one or both of the Chandlers would be hospitalized before the end of the year. If he keeps slathering that Oestrogel shit on his gut I may get to check that one off. I'm not hoping for it--I've been hospitalized before, it sucked and I wouldn't wish it on anybody. But if it DOES happen he's only going to have himself to blame. He'll get no sympathy or donations to pay his hospital bills from me.