FB 2/9 - Chris is feeling off

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Count Olaf said:
I predicted one or both of the Chandlers would be hospitalized before the end of the year. If he keeps slathering that Oestrogel shit on his gut I may get to check that one off. I'm not hoping for it--I've been hospitalized before, it sucked and I wouldn't wish it on anybody. But if it DOES happen he's only going to have himself to blame. He'll get no sympathy or donations to pay his hospital bills from me.
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Uncle Sam will be covering that bill.
 
Yeah like it's already been said it feels like we've had this exact same situation just a month ago, whether it's the estrogel that's affecting him in this way or not he needs to see a doctor about it instead of just blindly blaming it all on stress.

Of course because Chris is Chris we still can't rule out this status update as being a sympathy ploy to try to encourage more donations, or anyone who is causing him stress by asking for their Etsy products to back off a little.
 
Might be oestrogel or his innactivity/lazyness.
Reminder of Oestrogel side effects:
  • Changes in weight or hair growth
  • Headache
  • Nausea,vomitting or stomach cramp
  • Runny or stuffy nose,soar throat or fever
  • Skin redness or itching where the medicine is applied
  • Swollen or tender breast
  • Higher risk of heart attack, stroke or blood clots

    Add to that Chris is not in shape,i'm not a doctor,but it might be bad for him.Or maybe he's just having a cold.
 
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It's the same excuse, with little variety, and even less believability. Thank You, Asperchewy & Paypal
 
Damn trolls are making his left arm tingle again. 50/50 whether this is his poor health, or just one big stress sigh that his life is so hard.
 
I have a feeling that his dizziness may be caused by withdrawal symptoms of not having anyone to hunt down or yell about.
 
Congratulations, Chris, if this is a monthly thing where you feel like complete and utter shit...you're one step closer to learning that being a woman comes with its fair share of downsides!
 
Marvin said:
Uncle Sam will be covering that bill.
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Well, 80% of it anyway.

Hellblazer said:
After he dies and Barb has a coronary upon finding his corpse, which of them will the cats eat first?
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Chris. He's got more easily accessible fat deposits.

Seriously though, the fat autist is going to give himself a stroke if he keeps up with this Estrogel bullshit. I can't imagine that his blood pressure was in a healthy range to begin with, and I'm pretty sure that a drug designed for post-menopausal women that has known cardiopulmonary side effects isn't going to help matters. The real question is, should he survive, which side of his body is going to get paralyzed, and will he then refer to that side as some variation of the "troll" side?
 
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