FB 2/9 - Chris is feeling off

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If Chris really is pulling this shit to lobby for pity, he should just go back to the tried-and-true approach of crying about his Autism.
 
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I'm guessing Chris didn't drink water today. Clearly this mystery illness shall be his end.
 
Odnovo said:
Who was the fucking quack doctor that made it okay for him to take that shit? Anyone half-decent would have looked into his history and denied him of such treatment, just for that.
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There is no doctor. Chris just started smearing this shit on himself. He probably stole it from Blarb.
 
It's interesting that Chris has clearly romanticized/fantasticalized (not quite a word) the state of being dizzy.

I think it works for him a number of levels:
1. Being dizzy is an ailment that can't be observed by another person, but often draws the attention of folks nearby because it can be indicative of a major problem.
2. It also allows gives him a reason to be "slow in the mind" or unable to pay attention/do anything (Oh I'm so overwhelmed right now, I'm all dizzy!)

Neato
 
Sounds like a good ol' case of the...


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What's the bet he accidently rubbed krazy glue all over his tits and belly, and put the latest Amiibos together with Oestrogel?

Would explain the dizziness.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
If Chris read this, he'd just start slathering it someplace else. You just can't help him.
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I know. I just hate to see someone get really hurt over something as stupid as this. Chris getting a stroke from this would fuck his life up even more.
 
Vault Boy said:
Quite. As much as I like seeing Chris get into funny shit like the Liquid Chris saga, I don't want to see him get physically hurt, especially if it's a stroke.
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If you care so much about his health, you'd tell him yourself. You wouldn't just sit by and wait for him to have a stroke. Otherwise don't give me that.

I don't even care about him, and I've spoken to him personally. It won't do shit to help him.
 
Innocuous Banter said:
If you care so much about his health, you'd tell him yourself. You wouldn't just sit by and wait for him to have a stroke. Otherwise don't give me that.

I don't even care about him, and I've spoken to him personally. It won't do shit to help him.
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But Chris doesn't listen to advice
 
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