FB 2/9 - Chris is feeling off

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Well, it is awfully tiring being a totally original comic book artist that makes tons of comics while being a one-man merchandise factory that totally delivers quality product on time every time.
 
Optimus Prime said:
Congratulations, Chris, if this is a monthly thing where you feel like complete and utter shit...you're one step closer to learning that being a woman comes with its fair share of downsides!
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Fortunate for him, No one see a him as one..can you imagine Chris getting cat called, or not being taken seriously as slan artist because he's too hot to men and lesbians, as opposed to not being taken seriously because his drawing technique is terrible and his content is even worse.
 
I'm with @JULAY on this one. This sounds exactly like blood pressure meets refund pressure. I'm sure his BP is nuts and he needs to be on some sort of BP medication. If he actually IS on BP medication this oestrogel nonsense will fuck happily fuck that up to the point where he could develope some sort of blood clot and I would definitely be at the doctors, but that's just silly old me...
 
Feeling "off" for a few days every month? Maybe Chris is on the rag? At least, that's what I would say if Chris was really a woman.

Also, could you imagine how "off" Chris would feel if he had responsibilities like a real adult? Things like a job, taking care of the house, taking care of kids, actually taking care of his pets like a good pet owner? Being an adult would probably kill him. It's a good thing he gets to be a child for the rest of his life.
 
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Hellblazer said:
After he dies and Barb has a coronary upon finding his corpse, which of them will the cats eat first?
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Hopefully they don´t eat Chris, or they might grow some boobs from all that gel. Also I think this is a lame excuse to not work on his etsy-stuff.
 
Based on his symptoms, it could be...

a.) ...too much MickeyD's.
b.) ...too much vidya.
c.) ...too much Oestrogel.
d.) ...all of the above.
 
Mangosteen said:
Based on his symptoms, it could be...

a.) ...too much MickeyD's.
b.) ...too much vidya.
c.) ...too much Oestrogel.
d.) ...all of the above.
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e.)..........for exercise or lack of it
I am pretty sure the most exercise he gets is waking up in the morning and walking to his executive lavatory modified for a Queen, in the lavish 14 BC to witness in the mirror his once normal face transformed into that of a beautiful lesbian's of 50 years old , while glancing down to witness the miracle effects of his vibrating eggs turning his moobs into lactating triple Ds, which no man or woman could resist. :tomgirl::left:

Funnybone said:
fucking embargo on Oestrogel
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I agree, I am sure Chris' body is staging an embargo on Oestrogel
 
JULAY said:
The real question is, should he survive, which side of his body is going to get paralyzed, and will he then refer to that side as some variation of the "troll" side?
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If that situation ended up anything like his 'just call us Chris,' fake split personality video it'd actually be quite entertaining, he's always felt there's two sides to his personality so that would be a logical step
 
KatsuKitty said:
What doctor told him it was okay to do this shit? Dr. Pepper?
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I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS WHEN I SAID TO.

Oh, wait. That Pepper guy. Yeah, he's a dick.

He's not even a real doctor.

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Also, does Chris drink too much Dr. Pepper? I remember reading in his diet he used to pretty much chug Coke (and other sodas). It's possible to be addicted to caffeine. If he's not getting it to the point his body's not getting what it wants, that is a symptom.
 
I'll be sending Chris a few more tubes of Oestrogel, clearly his levels are getting dangerously low.
 
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