Money FB 4/11 - e-begging intensifies

[Someone in a Tree]

Let us not forget that in Chris's recounting of the hooker story, he compares the back rub he gave her to the kind he gives Barb.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Remember @DStecks?

Kiwi Farms remembers.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I've brought this up in previous conversations but I think that Dstecks is inadvertently a master troll without truly realizing it. He gave Chris the thousand dollars with no actual stipulations associated with it; In Chris' mind that adds up to a gift and he was in no was required to do anything remotely Sonichu related with a dime of it. Now Chris has this very real concept that he was fans willing to make obnoxious donations at the drop of a hat. You've all seen his business model; the least amount of effort plus the smallest amount of skill equals the highest expectations. Ever since he's gotten this PS4 he's gotten lazier and lazier.
...In fact since I've already spilled a hilarious story why don't I just share another? Chris is under the delusion that he's going to 'hire' an all female 'staff' to make his amiibos so he can spend more precious time playing vidya. Just imagine it; BossChan, standing around all his potential new girlfriends, explaining how to build and design his precious toys while he fucks around with legos. That is how delusional Chris has gotten.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

...In fact since I've already spilled a hilarious story why don't I just share another? Chris is under the delusion that he's going to 'hire' an all female 'staff' to make his amiibos so he can spend more precious time playing vidya. Just imagine it; BossChan, standing around all his potential new girlfriends, explaining how to build and design his precious toys while he fucks around with legos. That is how delusional Chris has gotten.

Please tell me this will be a video he uploads. My 2016 would be complete from Chris if this happened.

 

[Milktheturtle]

Chris is under the delusion that he's going to 'hire' an all female 'staff' to make his amiibos so he can spend more precious time playing vidya. Just imagine it; BossChan, standing around all his potential new girlfriends, explaining how to build and design his precious toys while he fucks around with legos. That is how delusional Chris has gotten.

Well it's fun to see that his delusion about womens is still standing strong

Now Chris has this very real concept that he was fans willing to make obnoxious donations at the drop of a hat

I said it one or two month ago,that it's going to be a trend and that Chris is going to beg again and again.

 

[Optimus Prime]

...In fact since I've already spilled a hilarious story why don't I just share another? Chris is under the delusion that he's going to 'hire' an all female 'staff' to make his amiibos so he can spend more precious time playing vidya. Just imagine it; BossChan, standing around all his potential new girlfriends, explaining how to build and design his precious toys while he fucks around with legos. That is how delusional Chris has gotten.

You just described Brianna Wu and Giant SpaceKat.

 

[The Great Chandler]

What an overkill of a dead meme.

 

[Handsome Pete]

...In fact since I've already spilled a hilarious story why don't I just share another? Chris is under the delusion that he's going to 'hire' an all female 'staff' to make his amiibos so he can spend more precious time playing vidya. Just imagine it; BossChan, standing around all his potential new girlfriends, explaining how to build and design his precious toys while he fucks around with legos. That is how delusional Chris has gotten.

He wants a toy workshop, and sexy elves to work in it.

He wants to be Tomgirl Santa.

I never thought that was something I'd want to see, but now I suddenly do.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Please forgive me if I'm wrong, as I have not been on this site much lately, but for that 1,000 dollars Chris got a while ago, did he not even create ONE page for that person? If he didn't even create one page, it's really galling that he's begging for time/money/"recovery"

Also, people are still buying stuff from him on Etsy? With his shitty sales record, I don't feel sorry for anyone who would buy anything from him at this point.

 

[Trilby]

I like how he put effort into replacing the bag of cookies with one of his Sonichu amiibo boxes.

I was going to note that. I was expecting the fingers to be cut off by the inserted photo.

This. The old one was also probably a decade old mattress and fucking filthy. I'm guessing.

I don't even think Chris had a bed frame.

Heh, also, shit, I don't think I heard about the spooning story. Do tell.

Lord knows that is on all of our minds right now.

Story time, kids. Now most of us are aware of the fire; how Barb and Chris were displaced for some time while the house was getting renovated. You know how Chris was all whiny about his legos, right? Some getting melted, shit like that...well he kind of left out that his own bed was ruined as well given it had years of grease soaked into it because not bathing is so chic in his eyes. So when they got back home Chris didn't have his own bed anymore so he was sharing one with Barb instead. This came with the horrifying addiction that Barb wanted to spoon with him; I don't know if he was little spoon or big spoon but I know she was unimpressed and one night just unloaded on him angrily enough that Chris decided to get his own bed with his own money. So it goes without saying that from the time Chris and Barb got back home until he got that grand he was sleeping in the same bed as his mother.

Surprised Chris wouldn't spring for a cheap mattress and frame from a Goodwill to tide him over.

Of course he'd fucking use Family Guy...

He knows nothing else.

...In fact since I've already spilled a hilarious story why don't I just share another? Chris is under the delusion that he's going to 'hire' an all female 'staff' to make his amiibos so he can spend more precious time playing vidya. Just imagine it; BossChan, standing around all his potential new girlfriends, explaining how to build and design his precious toys while he fucks around with legos. That is how delusional Chris has gotten.

I really pity him.

 

[Cosmos]

Print this post out and shove it in the faces of everyone who believes just handing Chris money is a good idea, even for "lulz."

It doesn't matter how much money Chris has, he will always find excuses to worm out of his responsibilities.

 

[MG 620]

I wish there were a reality show where Chris would live at a 50s group home for people with mental retardation.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

I've brought this up in previous conversations but I think that Dstecks is inadvertently a master troll without truly realizing it. He gave Chris the thousand dollars with no actual stipulations associated with it; In Chris' mind that adds up to a gift and he was in no was required to do anything remotely Sonichu related with a dime of it. Now Chris has this very real concept that he was fans willing to make obnoxious donations at the drop of a hat. You've all seen his business model; the least amount of effort plus the smallest amount of skill equals the highest expectations. Ever since he's gotten this PS4 he's gotten lazier and lazier.
...In fact since I've already spilled a hilarious story why don't I just share another? Chris is under the delusion that he's going to 'hire' an all female 'staff' to make his amiibos so he can spend more precious time playing vidya. Just imagine it; BossChan, standing around all his potential new girlfriends, explaining how to build and design his precious toys while he fucks around with legos. That is how delusional Chris has gotten.

So it will be like a drug den, instead of naked woman bagging up drugs and sorting money, they will be slapping Crayola model clay on amibos.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

they will be slapping Crayola FUCKIN' Model MAGIC on amiibos

FIFY

 

[Apocalypso]

Good meme, Chris.

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Spoiler: Maximum meme action

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Bob, is that you?

 

[nvrwastetree]

I seem to remember that Chris promised @DStecks not one comic page, but 100 pages for the money he wasted. But as always, Chris has the attention span of a goldfish and his short/long term memory could be related to a brick wall.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

i give it 2 months until cwcville shopping becomes libertarian party headquarters.

 

[Vault Boy]

Story time, kids. Now most of us are aware of the fire; how Barb and Chris were displaced for some time while the house was getting renovated. You know how Chris was all whiny about his legos, right? Some getting melted, shit like that...well he kind of left out that his own bed was ruined as well given it had years of grease soaked into it because not bathing is so chic in his eyes. So when they got back home Chris didn't have his own bed anymore so he was sharing one with Barb instead. This came with the horrifying addiction that Barb wanted to spoon with him; I don't know if he was little spoon or big spoon but I know she was unimpressed and one night just unloaded on him angrily enough that Chris decided to get his own bed with his own money. So it goes without saying that from the time Chris and Barb got back home until he got that grand he was sleeping in the same bed as his mother.

Alright, disturbing imagery of Barb & Chris spooning each other aside...

How in the hell do you let a bed get soaked with grease? I didn't even know that shit was possible. Fucking Chris...

 

[Dain Bramage]

Seriously, it's almost like Chris and Barb are a awful married couple.............OH GOD, why did that went into my head

Maybe THAT'S why Chris has gone all gendy-bendy; to scare off Barb cuz Barb don't want to be no lezbyun.

 

[Bunnie]

Maybe THAT'S why Chris has gone all gendy-bendy; to scare off Barb cuz Barb don't want to be no lezbyun.

I see your point there Dain Bramage, maybe thats why.........