FB 4/12 - Considering return to Captain's Log

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If someone talked Chris into doing regular videos, hopefully they could also manage his content for him as well. It's been said before, Chris talking about his own interests without guidance is boring as fuck. And reaction videos are a waste of electrons in general. Chris needs someone to say "Why don't you tell them your latest plan for becoming female?"
 
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This will not be the first time he has released a log to the public.
 
Financhu Crisis said:
He's starting to do what everyone acually wants because he knows weens will throw money at him.
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Reaction videos from Chris, like most things, will probably be as boring as bacteria in diarrhea reproducing. This is just another example of Chris' broken theory of mind and why Bob was justified in not sending him to school for a proper marketing degree. Chris assumes that everyone hates Trump, so he can take an opportunity to sell some of his shitty merch to unsuspecting weens and give Trump a kick to the balls.

The only problem with this BS is Chris' reactions; without prompting from trolls, his reactions are either boring or weird. The most entertaining thing would be Chris burping, farting, or passing out from pancreatitis after downing some Mc Donald's.

Remember when Chris tried to steal Pewdie Pie's idea of becoming a pro-gamer and youtube personality?! Chances are Chris gives up on this and goes back to shitting himself and doing nothing.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
If someone talked Chris into doing regular videos, hopefully they could also manage his content for him as well. It's been said before, Chris talking about his own interests without guidance is boring as fuck. And reaction videos are a waste of electrons in general. Chris needs someone to say "Why don't you tell them your latest plan for becoming female?"
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This.

Chris is pretty boring on his own. When getting content from Chris, you don't want to be too overbearing (ie scripting the whole thing), but letting Chris do what he wants is equally boring. If you leave Chris to his own devices, he does what he finds funny, which is playing with toys for 40 minutes on camera.

The key is to give Chris a rough framework in which to tard around. Not too restrictive, but not too lenient either.

Like, what about: have Chris interview people in Charlottesville IRL about Trump. Put some minimum requirements, like he has to interview 5+ people and the talking time has to total 15+ minutes.
 
Marvin said:
This.

Chris is pretty boring on his own. When getting content from Chris, you don't want to be too overbearing (ie scripting the whole thing), but letting Chris do what he wants is equally boring. If you leave Chris to his own devices, he does what he finds funny, which is playing with toys for 40 minutes on camera.

The key is to give Chris a rough framework in which to tard around. Not too restrictive, but not too lenient either.

Like, what about: have Chris interview people in Charlottesville IRL about Trump. Put some minimum requirements, like he has to interview 5+ people and the talking time has to total 15+ minutes.
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Most of what Chris releases on his own is boring, but he can come up with some good content from time to time. The Lego execution of Pmurt was completely unprompted as far as I know.
 
Pointless Pedant said:
Most of what Chris releases on his own is boring, but he can come up with some good content. I can't remember why he stuck his bent duck in the snow, but I don't think trolls made him do it.
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No, trolls made him do that.
 
Marvin said:
Like, what about: have Chris interview people in Charlottesville IRL about Trump. Put some minimum requirements, like he has to interview 5+ people and the talking time has to total 15+ minutes.
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That's kinda cringey. I really hate guerrilla videos of just bothering people trying to go about their day. The natural reaction of a bystander is to think there's something wrong with Chris and meet him with a mixture of sympathy and apprehension.

It might be more interesting to see Chris critique other YouTube personalities. Might cause some drama which could be very funny.
 
Orkeosaurus said:
Reaction videos are so passé. It's perfect for Chris, but I wonder why he chose this particular episode. At least it's not Chris forcibly laughing at Alec Baldwin's horrid minstrel show Trump impersonation.
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I agree, South Park made fun of them, how many years ago? The latest craze is literally calling out other youtubers for their crap. Requirements for this new fad are wit, charm, intelligence, and an okay face. Chris would fail at this miserably. Think the calling out saga.

Null said:
It might be more interesting to see Chris critique other YouTube personalities. Might cause some drama which could be very funny.
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For that, Chris would have to realize the nuances of personalities , which he can not. The entire thing would have to be scripted.
 
Even if he went back to that format, it wouldnt be the same anymore. He is too far gone for it now.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Odd how Chris used the phrase "Captain's Log" but isn't interested in Star Trek.

The technobabble would likely confuse Chris.
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CWC-isms are Chris's own technobabble. Before I heard of Chris, if I heard someone shouting "DYKES! DYKES! CHINA!", I'd have thought of Jiang Jieshi's fateful decision to break the dykes on the Yellow River in a desperate attempt to halt the Japanese advance in 1938.
 
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