FB 4/12 - Considering return to Captain's Log

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Chris is not funny unless he has a rival, since Trump clearly does not give a shit about him we will have to wait for the bank to become his arch nemesis, DAMN YOU COUNT EGAGTROM
 
Null said:
That's kinda cringey. I really hate guerrilla videos of just bothering people trying to go about their day. The natural reaction of a bystander is to think there's something wrong with Chris and meet him with a mixture of sympathy and apprehension.

It might be more interesting to see Chris critique other YouTube personalities. Might cause some drama which could be very funny.
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The natural reaction of anyone is to think there's something wrong with Chris. The differences are purely in what they do next.
 
Pointless Pedant said:
The natural reaction of anyone is to think there's something wrong with Chris. The differences are purely in what they do next.
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Right, but if I show a random person in my family a video of Chris they're going to think it's strange anyone wants to watch his videos and move on with their day. If someone is filming them and holding a mic next to them and Chris, they're trapped with him. That's awkward.

YouTube is different because content creators can either roll with it or ignore it.
 
Marvin said:
Perhaps. You'd need to pick the right ones though.

Does Blair White have any videos that might piss Chris off?
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You would literally have to tell Blaire White to make a video saying that she's a transgender woman and that Chris is not one. Otherwise, Chris would probably forget she has a penis and start worshiping her on twitter.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
You would literally have to tell Blaire White to make a video saying that she's a transgender woman and that Chris is not one. Otherwise, Chris would probably forget she has a penis and start worshiping her on twitter.
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I don't know, you might be able to drum up some cognitive dissonance in Chris if you could show him how all the SJW trannies hate her or some shit.
 
Chris has already kinda been called out by other content creators (:ghost:). He just doesn't notice or care. I think if you forced Chris as a meme on TCR it might turn into something (Ghost sends his twitter army on Chris' twitter for instance:noticeme:) but beyond that I wouldn't see anything happening and I can't think of anyone on youtube who'd make for a good saga. They'd have to be pretty exceptional
 
Chris only cares about someone if they have something he wants. That's how all the trolls did it, they held something he wants hostage. That's the only way you'll get him to tard rage again. And pretending you're going to give him money won't cut it anymore, because he thinks he's simply entitled to it now and if you won't give it to him someone else will.
 
The Fool said:
Chris only cares about someone if they have something he wants. That's how all the trolls did it, they held something he wants hostage. That's the only way you'll get him to tard rage again. And pretending you're going to give him money won't cut it anymore, because he thinks he's simply entitled to it now and if you won't give it to him someone else will.
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There is one thing that Chris has always coveted above all else, China. Even with his current paranoia he is still more likely to open up to a female and put his foot in it..
 
He is doing the captains log on friday about Son-Chu.

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xenomorph said:
He is doing the captains log on friday about Son-Chu.

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His face looks like a pile of eczema surrounded by one of those knit caps with teddy bear ears that hipsters wear, only the hat is made out of toothpaste for some reason. Dig it.
 
Duke Nukem said:
Captain's Log...Chris, you're no James T. Kirk.

If he's reverting to Classic Chris behavior maybe he'll do another House Tour video as well. It's not like the weens can get Greene County involved by flooding their phone lines or anything, right?
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Captain Pike maybe. One falsetto beep for yes, two falsetto beeps for no. That could work.
 
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xenomorph said:
He is doing the captains log on friday about Son-Chu.

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as if 40 minutes of unfiltered, Everclear tier autism wasn't enough of that shit. He's just using sonchu as an excuse to play with his transformers because he couldn't give less of a fuck about sonichu lately
 
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