FB 4/12 - Considering return to Captain's Log

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xenomorph said:
He is doing the captains log on friday about Son-Chu.

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that poor robot head has seen some shit. i think smashing it would be merciful at this point
 
TacticianAzazel said:
that poor robot head has seen some shit. i think smashing it would be merciful at this point
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Imagine if Toy Story were real
When chris leaves to spoon with barb, all his toys huddle up in a circle and comfort each other.
Those poor Sonic amiibos that were butchered and painted yellow just sit down and look into their palms with a thousand-yard stare.
 
The Fool said:
Imagine if Toy Story were real
When chris leaves to spoon with barb, all his toys huddle up in a circle and comfort each other.
Those poor Sonic amiibos that were butchered and painted yellow just sit down and look into their palms with a thousand-yard stare.
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It'd be like that parody Robot chicken made of toy story
 
I remember back during the sagas and he would make videos somewhat consistently. I miss them captains logs. Even tho some say he added captains log Star date for reasons related to autism, I still think they were helpful additions to the beginning of the video because it adds a historical nature to the video. Also because the videos were all taken down and people had to reupload them using mirrors of the video, thus some men might have got confused when the videos were created without them captain log Star dates at the beginning.
 
I just wanna see Chris yammer on about sonichu lore. This is ceaselessly entertaining stuff that no troll has had him do. The closest was recent interviews but that was too business ended. If people wanna see him create bizarre weird things and filter the world through his crazy lense like he used to they should start asking for sonichu lore.

Finding out cwcville was a sanctuary city that literally monitors the minds of it's Muslim citizens as a vetting process is some pretty hilarious content.

Like just ask random questions about cwcville/sonichu. I mean we don't know Reginald sneasels origin story, I'm sure it'll be pretty ridiculous.

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That's kinda cringey. I really hate guerrilla videos of just bothering people trying to go about their day.
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Not to mention also that Chris smells really really bad
 
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RagtimeRoastBeefy said:
I just wanna see Chris yammer on about sonichu lore. This is ceaselessly entertaining stuff that no troll has had him do. The closest was recent interviews but that was too business ended. If people wanna see him create bizarre weird things and filter the world through his crazy lense like he used to they should start asking for sonichu lore.

Finding out cwcville was a sanctuary city that literally monitors the minds of it's Muslim citizens as a vetting process is some pretty hilarious content.
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Sonichu is funny but I want to know more about Chris's extended family and Cole, Chris makes himself out to be a victim and his family refuse to answer any questions so we are doomed to only ever hear one side of the story with sketchy details.
 
The Fool said:
Imagine if Toy Story were real
When chris leaves to spoon with barb, all his toys huddle up in a circle and comfort each other.
Those poor Sonic amiibos that were butchered and painted yellow just sit down and look into their palms with a thousand-yard stare.
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Chris is like an IRL Sid.
(But Sid has a job)
 
We all miss the captain's log, but the best logs were the ones where he's either chimping out, reading off a manifesto, or seducing a sweetheart.

None of those things are happening so we're bound to get Chris playing with toys for 30 minutes and gibbering like a loon. Also non-stop complaining and begging.

It will never be good again
 
zap2theextreme said:
We all miss the captain's log, but the best logs were the ones where he's either chimping out, reading off a manifesto, or seducing a sweetheart.

None of those things are happening so we're bound to get Chris playing with toys for 30 minutes and gibbering like a loon. Also non-stop complaining and begging.

It will never be good again
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Don't be too pessimistic, there was a very classic rant at the end of that 48-minute video. We might have something yet
 
Thinking back, some of the funnier Chris videos to me were where he would bumble around town while being awkward as fuck. He needs to do more CWC on the Scene type videos with Sonic music blaring in the background as he Parkays around Charlottesville. Maybe even a little Benny Hill chase from the jerkops since he's into that British shit.
 
BadaBadaBoom said:
Thinking back, some of the funnier Chris videos to me were where he would bumble around town while being awkward as fuck. He needs to do more CWC on the Scene type videos with Sonic music blaring in the background as he Parkays around Charlottesville. Maybe even a little Benny Hill chase from the jerkops since he's into that British shit.
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He had a chance to do that when he walked around that playground area and recorded himself for some reason.

BradolfPittler said:
I sincerely miss the captain's logs. It's chris at his most sincere, he's not trying to sell something, or otherwise make money. It's just raw Chris.

Im hopeful that this is a return to form
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I dunno, you gotta remember this is Chris, who basically holds himself to no standard that requires work to change his ways to meet. He'll beg for money in any format and the only thing that I think differentiated 'Captain's Log' from other videos is simply saying 'Stardate' at the beginning. He says he's going to cover new developments in CWCville/the comics but after the Totem sale he's going to be full tilt on trying to keep the cash flow going.
 
BradolfPittler said:
I sincerely miss the captain's logs. It's chris at his most sincere, he's not trying to sell something, or otherwise make money. It's just raw Chris.

Im hopeful that this is a return to form
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Chris has stopped being fun. He's just trying to cash in on ween nostalgia. There's nothing sincere or spontaneous or innocent about him.
 
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