FB 5/14- Chris and New Friends

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Yea I never understood why Christian never turned on women for not giving him sex, like a lot of loser virgin young men. Probably more about autism than being a better person though. Dude it a thoroughly shitty person.

Probably because he doesn't think of it as the women's fault for not sleeping with him. It's always something out of his control, :julay: was really a 13 year old boy, Mary Lee Walsh destroyed his attraction sign, kacey got married to another man, ivy killed herself, panda died in a brush fire, and he can't contact any of the high school gal pals. Catherine was really the first one since high school (and his sexual awakening) to contact him and tell him she didn't want a romantic relationship with him, and he said he was entitled to sex because of all the hardship he'd gone through in his life.


basically, he's a special kind of dumb :heart-empty:
 
Southerners do. It can be that bad. I was in Richmond, VA for awhile and it was surprisingly frequent. They also call the country the "union". When will those southerners learn?
They don't call it that in Alabama. Also, nothing wrong with y'all so long as it's just used in vernacular. No right-thinking person actually writes or types it because you are told from elementary school and on not to. The fact that he's using it on this just indicates his laziness and autism.
 
Chris - reality vs what's in his / her head...
 

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Heh, you say that as if it's a hard thing. Churches can be judgemental as shit. I mean, not that Chris didn't deserve to get kicked out, but still, you make it sound like he got thrown out of AA or something. Now that would be an interesting story: Chris becoming an alcoholic and somehow getting kicked out of AA.

Gotta disagree with you here. I've been going to churches of various denominations my whole life and I've only seen people kicked out services a handful of times and even then I've never seen any one banned.

Like for context, I watched my old pastor kick out someone once and it was such a big deal we really haven't spoken since. A group of kids actually set fire to the church and were welcomed back with open arms.

I'm not saying it doesn't happen but its not exactly commonplace.
 
Don't know if this warrent a new Thead
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A Short Friend Request Policy Note
Quoting Kenneth Englehardt, "In terms of getting off to a good start on building relationships with females, I would recommend you revise your friends policy with a public note saying you will accept Facebook friends from both genders (i.e.gay and striaght males & gay and straight females) as well as transgendered in both directions (both M to F and F to M). I have the same thing for my Facebook friends policy and the one thing I can say about this Christine is that it works."



I DO have a general policy to accept Facebook Friend Requests from both genders, including all amongst my LGBTQ community. But the reason why I generally do not accept Unsolicited Requests is a MAJOR Difference from when I Personally send out my own Friend Requests, as well as accepting Friend Requests from people I have met face to face beforehand. Since I have generally become paranoid of Internet Trolls and CyberBullies since 2007, I find the majority of the Unsolocited Incoming Friend Requests from People I have not met face to face beforehand, or that I do not know of who they are, are all Feared to be of Trolls and Bullies. And I do not accept Friend Requests from such Bad People.



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I wonder how much longer until Impulse bans him.
If he gets banned from Impulse and we get a series of rants and crazy conspiracies about some kinda "gay male club mafia" out to discriminate against him...it will be gold.

Seriously can you imagine what kinda circle the world would have gone in if in 2009 he was freaking out about being photoshopped in a picture that looked like he was at a gay bar...to ranting in 2015 or 2016 about how he wants to be let back in to a gay bar?

Oh, definitely. At the end of the day, Chris doesn't care what the woman's orientation is. Her opinion doesn't matter.
So right on this one! A bunch of you Kiwis called it correct weeks ago: this whole "I'm a girl now" thing from Chris is largely a way to increase the China pool.

I admit I was so wrong on this one, I was almost certain that this was mostly due to him having some kind of gender issues (if not actual gender identity disorder) and he needed to work them out or at least this was a way for him to express himself.

Well maybe that's it a bit but after totally admitting in essence: "hey ladies I don't care what yall want. If you want dudes I'm a dude...if yall want a lady well then I'm a lesbian soul into tribadism. Whatever the case, call or write me so we can do the do". What a total fucking asshole. What a slap in the face to trans women out there who go through unimaginable shit from people just to be considered the gender they identify as. He goes through all this sympathy gathering, ass patting, and having even a bunch of us start referring to him as a woman and cheering him on...all to find out it was just bullshit so he could do Attraction Sign 2: Electric Boogaloo.

I expect the A-log ratings. Normally I just enjoy Chris for Chris and hope he does better for himself and laugh when he doesn't. This hit kinda personal for me.
 
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For all we know Impulse might become his next Game Place, only instead of being a pokemon card gym leader, he will be a gospel drag bingo hostess

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Wow, all these drag queens look fat. Chris might blend in a tad better than expected. He just needs to turn up the war paint a tad.
Also, does he realize drag queens have pickles? I'm thinking no.
 
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I'm personally waiting for the moment that a biological male identifying as a female, still bearing male sexual organs, replies to his request for sexytimes. I can totally image Chrissybobs, being the ignorant bumflap that he is, will deny the request for love squeezins as the person in question is not 'true and honest female'. I can imagine this will cause a shitstorm as the requestee is in the exact same situation he is, but only CHRIS can be a TRUE woman with a willy and make sex demands, right?

Oh bums, I think I just gave the weens some ammo there. Oops.

For some reason the whole sweet Chrisvestite from Tranruckersville Transvirginia saga, especially this more recent post, reminds me of this particular scene from Red Dwarf -
 
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"while I am fairly educated about-"

I found it hard to keep reading. Damnit Chris-chan reading the first handful of sentences of a wikipedia article or a post on some LGBT persons Tumblr is not enough to consider yourself educated on anything. Also I'm loving how he's trying to attract lesbians while completely disregarding his "growth". It's like if it doesn't matter to him it shouldn't matter to anyone. It's beautiful in a retarded kind of way.

Ah Chris. You wonderful Frankenstein's monster. May you never let up with this shit.

This is not a Chris-exclusive belief; this is a fairly common discussion in sjw circles. Google "cotton ceiling"; the first few results should outline the issue.
 
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it's all coming up to be how I originally thought, Chris wasn't having any luck with "boyfriend free girls" so he decided if he became a woman he'd have a wider selection to choose from.

Godamn it Chris

Edit: I'm as progressive as they come, but until I'm proven otherwise I'm gonna stick to male pronouns with him
 
Hey Chris, lemme tell you something:

Women like your friend Aiden Ashley scissor because they're really good at sex and know what the fuck they're doing. You've had sex once in your life, by paying for it no less, and spend no time educating yourself on how to actually make a woman feel good. Oh, and Aiden also has a vagina, which you're never going to have and don't actually want in the first place. Even if you were actually female, why would any lesbian want to sleep with a jobless, pennyless, intentionally ignorant sperg who shits himself and isn't even worthy of the "-lord" suffix?

You don't have gender dysphoria, you wish you were born a woman because of your misguided idea that your life would be easier had an X chromosome slipped into your mother's egg rather than a Y. It's never even crossed your mind that a fat, ugly retard with no money and no personal hygiene or social skills is just as undesirable if they have a vagina. Tomoko can't get laid either, and she still has more sex appeal and a better chance of getting pussy without having to pay for it than you'll ever have.

Lemme break it to you, my non-binary friend. Until you:
  • Go over to the Virginia DARS office so they can get your retard-ass a job.
  • Move out of your mother's house.
  • Learn to practice hygiene at the level of a child allowed contact lenses.
  • Regularly visit a psychiatrist and pay attention to what they say.
  • Lose at least fifty pounds.
  • Cut your hair since you have no idea how to take care of it.
  • Acquire a decent wardrobe.
  • Learn to at least attempt interest in topics outside your tiny land of make-believe.
You not only won't ever get laid without having to pay for it, you'll only grow less happy each passing year.

Chris, the truth is, your life is unfair. You have no friends. You have no skills. You live in squalor. All your living family members hate you. Countless man hours have been devoted specifically to fuck with you, and almost every embarrassing thing you've ever done has been archived and broadcasted to anyone with an Internet connection. I'd rather be a Syrian War refugee than be you, but your story doesn't have to end like this. Even if you only ever become a wage worker who cleans himself, that'll at least turn your story into Welcome to the NHK rather than the Metamorphosis.
 
...really?
I'm curious. Scissoring existed before internet porn, so can one of the.. enlightened ones explain to me how is it different than, say, humping a pillow?

SWIM watches a lot of lesbian porn. From what they've seen, it really depends on if the girls know what they're doing, and which position they use. If they both try to press their vaginas together while hoisting their body up with their arms, it exposes a lot of their skin on camera, but it's hard to get off. If one of the girls does it in more of a missionary style with good leverage on a bed or some other surface that's actually comfortable, things'll go much better.

SWIM says it's sort of like anal sex. It can be fun, but you have to know what you're doing. Which is why you usually see porn stars do stuff like that, since they actually have real sexual experience as opposed to say, a retarded man-child who's had sex once in his life and has never actually educated himself on sex in a serious manner.
 
It bears repeating that Chris' continued attitude towards sex demonstrates that he is a case study on how not to raise your male child: thinking that when they reach sexual maturity, the poon will just fall from the sky for them, because it's their right.

I guess it IS hard to want sex incredibly bad and have nothing to offer members of either sex, but Chris is never going to understand that. In his mind, he went from being a handsome GQ model to a sexy lady. Why isn't the sex there for him? Why don't women throw themselves at him? He says he's a lesbian now, why isn't he lesbianin' it up? I'd almost feel bad for how confused and sad he is, but the entitlement always kills any chance of that. The entitlement won't quit.
 
It bears repeating that Chris' continued attitude towards sex demonstrates that he is a case study on how not to raise your male child: thinking that when they reach sexual maturity, the poon will just fall from the sky for them, because it's their right.

Chris really wasn't raised to think that he was entitled to sex. He just came to that conclusion on his own because he never had to seriously work for anything in his life, and his parents never bothered to properly educate him on social skills since those don't come intuitively to those on the spectrum.

Really, he's a case study for the benefits of sex education. Dude never learned that porn is to sex what professional wrestling is to fighting.

I guess it IS hard to want sex incredibly bad and have nothing to offer members of either sex, but Chris is never going to understand that. In his mind, he went from being a handsome GQ model to a sexy lady. Why isn't the sex there for him? Why don't women throw themselves at him? He says he's a lesbian now, why isn't he lesbianin' it up? I'd almost feel bad for how confused and sad he is, but the entitlement always kills any chance of that. The entitlement won't quit.

It really is no fun to be Chris. He builds new obstacles to keep himself from getting laid every day, and he's the only person in the world who doesn't know it. Even if he started turning his life around now, it really would take years to improve things to a significant degree.

Life is like a good NES game. The mechanics are actually really simple, it just takes time and patience to do them right, luck to do well, and no amount of continuously applying the wrong strategy'll take you forward. If Chris played Super Mario the way he lived his life, he'd spend decades running to the left.
 
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