FB 5/28 CWC responds to a bully named Johan

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Cuntster said:
I always wonder why Chris feels the need to use things like mini figures to play out these past conflicts he has had. I mean what is going through his brain when he doing it? Is it a way to make it more abstract (kind of like his comics) and distance himself emotionally from the incident? Like he seems to equate verbal insults with physical attacks, like a Pokemon battle.

Or is he just a tard?
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Yes.
 
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DeadMansHand said:
Ahhh, it makes perfect sense.

Chris' "associate" found him a lesbian couple who want to be inseminated. Chris tries to chat with them online, and he's interrupted by a troll named Johan who talks like the Cookie Monster and brings up all kinds of shit Chris did in the past, like farting on a cake and sticking his medallion up his ass.

Johan then challenges Chris to prove who is a better sex partner, so they're both producing audition tapes, which will be on their respective channels connected to a vote page, so everyone will be able to vote on who's a better partner. Also, Chris is self-taught in that area.

I suspect that shortly Johan will be having sex and inseminating a hot lesbian couple while Chris rants impotently on YouTube....
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This is nearly perfect except you forgot the part where Chris thinks Johan is Donny Long, another lolcow with his own thread here.
 
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feedtheoctopus said:
Chris has taken to blaming Megan for every bad thing that has happened to him in the past 10 years. Weirdly, his parents actually went along with this (though who knows if they gave him the idea or he gave them the idea, the whole family is prone to paranoid conspiracy theories as far as I can tell).

The cwcki is down otherwise I'd link it, but there's actually a pretty recent exchange between the two on file where Chris basically demands that Megan fix his entire life and admit that she is solely responsible for all of the trolling and general misery he's been through. The interesting part though is when Megan responds to him and you can just kind of feel the contempt that was put into the words. This woman got sucked into Chris's insane public self destruction probably more than anybody else in his life with the possible exception of his parents, and it's clear she'd been holding in that wall of text for years on end.

It's pretty brutal, to say the least. The gist is "say sorry and get the fuck out of my life forever you creepy weirdo"
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Huh, I never knew she'd actually responded to that.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
That's a fascinating look at how Chris reacts to arguments which portray him unfavorably. All the words just deteriorate in his mind until whatever's left is drowned out by white noise, and to top it off, his delusions kick in and render everything as some cartoonish action sequence.

It's reminiscent of his clashes against Walsh and Snyder, when he believed that Sonichu was actively participating in the talk with Mary and when he interpreted hitting Snyder with his car as self-harm on Snyder's part.
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I don't believe his memories of the arguments deteriorated at all.

I believe he feigns forgetfulness as an excuse to not need to say it to the video. Remember @MasterDisaster asking him about the court case? His explanation was that the matter was "dealt with" or something equally vague. He is intentionally vague every time he can be in order to avoid saying something embarrassing about himself. He most likely remembers exactly what was said about him, especially if it infuriated him enough to make this video, setting up the table and cameras and figures.
 
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Lysistrata said:
Huh, I never knew she'd actually responded to that.
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She was obviously trying to avoid Chris for years, but I guess somewhere along the line she snapped and couldn't deal with him constantly badmouthing her and dragging her back into his own private shitshow. I don't know the specifics of her personal life, but she's gotta be in her late 20's or something right about now, she's gotta be truly and wholly sick of this shit. It's not just Chris, it's the people trying to dig up dirt on Chris constantly badgering her also.

I really wish the cwcki wasn't down because that whole exchange is truly glorious.
 
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feedtheoctopus said:
She was obviously trying to avoid Chris for years, but I guess somewhere along the line she snapped and couldn't deal with him constantly badmouthing her and dragging her back into his own private shitshow. I don't know the specifics of her personal life, but she's gotta be in her late 20's or something right about now, she's gotta be truly and wholly sick of this shit. It's not just Chris, it's the people trying to dig up dirt on Chris constantly badgering her also.

I really wish the cwcki wasn't down because that whole exchange is truly glorious.
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It's up again and I can't find this. Source?
 
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Watching this video reminds my of this bad trip I had one time.
That's the last time I experiment with plutonium laced LSD.

'For the last fucking time Mr talking lamp with a hilariously thick Mexican accent. No matter how often you ask, I'm not sticking my hand up that singing unicorns arsehole!'
 
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aitherion said:
That is almost absolutely not actually Megan and the wiki even explicitly says "purporting to be".

Given the fake gal-pal thing, I think you believed that way too easily. CWC is a fucking moron and would believe anyone saying they were Megan to be her, or at least would have at that time.

:ruse:
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Reading through that again, I'm realizing Chris has been trolled so hard that even I'm having a hard time telling who's fake and who's real in his Lynchian nightmare of an existence.
 
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feedtheoctopus said:
Reading through that again, I'm realizing Chris has been trolled so hard that even I'm having a hard time telling who's fake and who's real in his Lynchian nightmare of an existence.
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I have no idea why but so many people take that message and the messages Chris received from people pretending to be his ex school gal pals as gospel even though it was all widely accepted to be the work of trolls at the time.

Fakes of Megan and Chris's ex school friends got in contact to try and diffuse his unhealthy obsessions with them, in reality Megan wants as little to do with CWC and having a role in his lore as possible. It kind of sucks that still in 2016 he's referencing her in callous ways like this.
 
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Karen Riley said:
Fakes of Megan and Chris's ex school friends got in contact to try and diffuse his unhealthy obsessions with them, in reality Megan wants as little to do with CWC and having a role in his lore as possible. It kind of sucks that still in 2016 he's referencing her in callous ways like this.
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^this

I feel bad for people like Megan, and espescially Mary Lee Walsh, who can't even google their own name without hentai showing up. "Mrs. Dean, I tried to look up your office hours, but this huge-boobed demon kept muddying my search results."
 
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