FB 5/28 CWC responds to a bully named Johan

[Karen Riley]

I believe they meant troll like Tito who actively does nothing but provoke as opposed to Jackie who was a troll but disguised it to Chris. I hope that makes sense.

Either way this sounds bonkers. Hyped for a transcript.

I guess it does make sense, I just think it's splitting hairs. You could argue Vivian Gee is quite close to a traditional troll and he was more than happy to threaten her with her life. A problem with any female trolls is that inevitably Chris ends up trying to flirt with them anyway. He automatically reacts different to females so the returns of a troll end up being nowhere near as entertaining.

Anyway for your knowledge and everyone else who is asking for a transcript, Mincemeat Magic actually did a great completed one on page 3

 

[Dain Bramage]

BTW, I found the music he was using.

 

[Next]

I somehow missed Chris Chan shoving chunks of a medallion up his ass. That's some true masochism/domination fantasia.

But then this quote...

"and he was bringing up the image, the picture... of the n- notorious M.E.G. and me and my (finger ends?) up there... and I was like oh yeah that vi- that vintage old thing. Vintage, so old. I've drawn more since then. And my e- other exes..."​

He really has no humility or respect for Megan, a girl who treated him with kindness and respect.

Chris Chan is a pervert and a monster.

We knew that though...

 

[Right To Bear Blarms]

What a month it has been for content.
Even with all the crazy bullshit in this video the craziest part is him calling Megan his ex.

 

[Adrian Țepeș]

Underappreciated self-taught sexual prowess. Truly an overlooked treasure that should not be ignored.

 

[Small_Child]

Someone could make a decent song with the noises made in this video alone...

 

[Trilby]

I somehow missed Chris Chan shoving chunks of a medallion up his ass. That's some true masochism/domination fantasia.

But then this quote...

"and he was bringing up the image, the picture... of the n- notorious M.E.G. and me and my (finger ends?) up there... and I was like oh yeah that vi- that vintage old thing. Vintage, so old. I've drawn more since then. And my e- other exes..."​

He really has no humility or respect for Megan, a girl who treated him with kindness and respect.

Chris Chan is a pervert and a monster.

We knew that though...

Never learns.

 

[aerostar88]

lol, what is up with this music?

This video takes place in the LGBT nightclub that is Chris' bedroom. Cover only costs whatever frozen navy you have lying around.

 

[WhiteChocolateTamale]

Underappreciated self-taught sexual prowess.

I feel like that should be an Olympic event.

 

[Donatien Argez]

Who's this Johan guy exactly?

The only Johan I know that is evil enough to ask for a video of Chris showing his hanky-panky abilities:

Spoiler: For the love of life...

 

[Subconcious Offense]

What WOULD a lesbian couple's reaction be if they were really planning to have children and Chris actually met them in real life to show them the tupperware of semen while dressed as a fat MALE with moss hair?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

What WOULD a lesbian couple's reaction be if they were really planning to have children and Chris actually met them in real life to show them the tupperware of semen while dressed as a fat MALE with moss hair?

I get the feeling after a few emails/messages back and forth with him they would not be stupid enough to waste their time

 

[Optimus Prime]

But then this quote...

"and he was bringing up the image, the picture... of the n- notorious M.E.G. and me and my (finger ends?) up there... and I was like oh yeah that vi- that vintage old thing. Vintage, so old. I've drawn more since then. And my e- other exes..."​

He really has no humility or respect for Megan, a girl who treated him with kindness and respect.

Chris Chan is a pervert and a monster.

We knew that though...

Oh, not just one of the few humans who expressed companionship to him without expecting anything in return, she was once the object of his fantasies to the point he tried ballot-stuffing the Pappa da Rappa contest to win the E3 trip specifically because he convinced himself that would lead to Megan throwing herself at him and him losing the V-card in a hotel room.

And then he shot a picture of Adam Stackhouse with a toy gun because Adam actually did a bang-up job on his video.

But as she ultimately denied his advances, now she's one of his most hated enemies.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

Oh, not just one of the few humans who expressed companionship to him without expecting anything in return, she was once the object of his fantasies to the point he tried ballot-stuffing the Pappa da Rappa contest to win the E3 trip specifically because he convinced himself that would lead to Megan throwing herself at him and him losing the V-card in a hotel room.

And then he shot a picture of Adam Stackhouse with a toy gun because Adam actually did a bang-up job on his video.

But as she ultimately denied his advances, now she's one of his most hated enemies.

Chris has taken to blaming Megan for every bad thing that has happened to him in the past 10 years. Weirdly, his parents actually went along with this (though who knows if they gave him the idea or he gave them the idea, the whole family is prone to paranoid conspiracy theories as far as I can tell).

The cwcki is down otherwise I'd link it, but there's actually a pretty recent exchange between the two on file where Chris basically demands that Megan fix his entire life and admit that she is solely responsible for all of the trolling and general misery he's been through. The interesting part though is when Megan responds to him and you can just kind of feel the contempt that was put into the words. This woman got sucked into Chris's insane public self destruction probably more than anybody else in his life with the possible exception of his parents, and it's clear she'd been holding in that wall of text for years on end.

It's pretty brutal, to say the least. The gist is "say sorry and get the fuck out of my life forever you creepy weirdo"

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

tl;dr Chris is still dumb and has learned absolutely nothing despite years of trolling.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

The only Johan I know that is evil enough to ask for a video of Chris showing his hanky-panky abilities:

Spoiler: For the love of life...

When you put Johan and evil in one sentence, the only person I could think of was

Spoiler

Johan Edlund, the frontman and singer in the Swedish metal band Tiamat. Pretty big if you're into that kind of music.

I somehow missed Chris Chan shoving chunks of a medallion up his ass. That's some true masochism/domination fantasia.

Well, as far as I know, this was one of the many silly things Chris was duped by trolls into doing. It wasn't his own "inventiveness".

 

[JSGOTI]

I can pick out a few words and growls at best. Power to the people who can last more than two minutes on this one.

I've been drinking pretty heavy tonight, and I still can't make any sort of sense out of this video.
Even with the transcript, this entire event is so out there and wild that I'm just sitting here staring with that blank look of 'what the fuck did I just listen to for almost thirteen minutes'

 

[The American Hedgehog]

What? *inane sounds*

And on just a note, we are talking jibberish with this guy 'cause we don't remember exactly everything that was said... but anyway, aside from that to try to prove himself to be the... more better male he attacked me verbally, with an onslaughts of insults and whatnot, like fireballs. And I defended my- and... I held my ground. *pauses to fiddle with his fucking toys* I hold my ground, I, took two(?) attacks. *pew pew* one attack at a time. *pew pew* I defended myself with the shield. *pew pew pew... pew... pew pew* And not stooping down to his level how he was phrasing his attacks... I offered my own, style and elegant... repertoire of, offence. *pew pew pew* Hit him a bit hard too. Agai- some of them did not hit as hard. What? not every attack is perfect.

That's a fascinating look at how Chris reacts to arguments which portray him unfavorably. All the words just deteriorate in his mind until whatever's left is drowned out by white noise, and to top it off, his delusions kick in and render everything as some cartoonish action sequence.

It's reminiscent of his clashes against Walsh and Snyder, when he believed that Sonichu was actively participating in the talk with Mary and when he interpreted hitting Snyder with his car as self-harm on Snyder's part.

 

[Cuntster]

I always wonder why Chris feels the need to use things like mini figures to play out these past conflicts he has had. I mean what is going through his brain when he doing it? Is it a way to make it more abstract (kind of like his comics) and distance himself emotionally from the incident? Like he seems to equate verbal insults with physical attacks, like a Pokemon battle.

Or is he just a tard?

 

[Trilby]

I always wonder why Chris feels the need to use things like mini figures to play out these past conflicts he has had. I mean what is going through his brain when he doing it? Is it a way to make it more abstract (kind of like his comics) and distance himself emotionally from the incident? Like he seems to equate verbal insults with physical attacks, like a Pokemon battle.

Or is he just a tard?

I'll go with the latter.