FB 5/28 CWC responds to a bully named Johan

[Lysistrata]

But when someone else won't let him on their store property because of his vandalism and harassment, all we hear from him are "can't we let bygones be bygones?"

It's that complete lack of self-awareness that makes Chris Chris

 

[feedtheoctopus]

. It kind of sucks that still in 2016 he's referencing her in callous ways like this.

Chris is one of those people who needs to point the finger at somebody other than himself in order to get through the day. His life sucks, he probably knows it sucks, and blaming others is a defense mechanism. Being alone and unloved is one thing, knowing that you're alone and unloved mainly due to your own stupidity just makes it all the worse. All the conspiracy theories and insane, overblown, hate towards people he's interacted with is Chris trying to avoid that pitfall.

 

[milkshark]

Chris' head is enormous, and his arms are beginning to get fat after all these years. Sometimes I try to imagine him wearing business casual clothes like he was going to the office job he used to fantasize about. It's scary.

 

[Dain Bramage]

It kind of sucks that still in 2016 he's referencing her in callous ways like this.

It sucks but not surprising. Chris has trapped himself in a time bubble. Specifically, the very day he won that Sonic cartoon contest. His carcass has been aging but on the inside he has stopped learning anything new. Puberty only added to the infantile mindset to create some sort of psychiatric horror that compels him to walk around wearing awful clothing that would look hideous even on females. A lot of people have mental illness but you cannot tell it on the outside. With Chris however, you not only see the openly-visual danger signs of "WARNING! NUTCASE!", but it's the mere tip of the mental iceberg.

Being alone and unloved is one thing, knowing that you're alone and unloved mainly due to your own stupidity just makes it all the worse. All the conspiracy theories and insane, overblown, hate towards people he's interacted with is Chris trying to avoid that pitfall.

Despite it all, Chris refuses to admit that he's a moron who has created most if not all of his own misery. He blames everything on anyone but himself. No girlfriend? That's the fault of Jerkops. No job? The trolls have poisoned his internet reputation. No Crystal? That damn scheming Megan!

And we have yet to see Chris in his final form yet. The day after Barb passes away is going to be the most apocalyptic event in Chris' existence. Not because of his Mom being dead but that Chris will finally have to face the fact that his manbaby lifestyle will no longer be possible. Despite the Reality Distortion Field he surrounds himself with, he's fully aware that Barb's imminent demise is Doomsday for him. For an Aspie who is fiercely resistant to change, the post-Barb era is going to skullfuck him hard.

 

[Lysistrata]

And we have yet to see Chris in his final form yet. The day after Barb passes away is going to be the most apocalyptic event in Chris' existence. Not because of his Mom being dead but that Chris will finally have to face the fact that his manbaby lifestyle will no longer be possible. Despite the Reality Distortion Field he surrounds himself with, he's fully aware that Barb's imminent demise is Doomsday for him. For an Aspie who is fiercely resistant to change, the post-Barb era is going to skullfuck him hard.

He could always crash under Phil's bridge, do cough medicine and eat cheese.

 

[Trilby]

Fakes of Megan and Chris's ex school friends got in contact to try and diffuse his unhealthy obsessions with them, in reality Megan wants as little to do with CWC and having a role in his lore as possible. It kind of sucks that still in 2016 he's referencing her in callous ways like this.

Definitely not moving on.

But when someone else won't let him on their store property because of his vandalism and harassment, all we hear from him are "can't we let bygones be bygones?"

Yep, never gets old!

^this

I feel bad for people like Megan, and espescially Mary Lee Walsh, who can't even google their own name without hentai showing up. "Mrs. Dean, I tried to look up your office hours, but this huge-boobed demon kept muddying my search results."

It would make anyone red in the face thanks to Chris.

Chris' head is enormous, and his arms are beginning to get fat after all these years. Sometimes I try to imagine him wearing business casual clothes like he was going to the office job he used to fantasize about. It's scary.

Well, thankfully that will never happen given the direction Chris is heading (if he even tries to hear a shirt that isn't feminine).

It sucks but not surprising. Chris has trapped himself in a time bubble. Specifically, the very day he won that Sonic cartoon contest. His carcass has been aging but on the inside he has stopped learning anything new. Puberty only added to the infantile mindset to create some sort of psychiatric horror that compels him to walk around wearing awful clothing that would look hideous even on females. A lot of people have mental illness but you cannot tell it on the outside. With Chris however, you not only see the openly-visual danger signs of "WARNING! NUTCASE!", but it's the mere tip of the mental iceberg.

Certainly has it all over.

Despite it all, Chris refuses to admit that he's a moron who has created most if not all of his own misery. He blames everything on anyone but himself. No girlfriend? That's the fault of Jerkops. No job? The trolls have poisoned his internet reputation. No Crystal? That damn scheming Megan!

Always someone to blame.

And we have yet to see Chris in his final form yet. The day after Barb passes away is going to be the most apocalyptic event in Chris' existence. Not because of his Mom being dead but that Chris will finally have to face the fact that his manbaby lifestyle will no longer be possible. Despite the Reality Distortion Field he surrounds himself with, he's fully aware that Barb's imminent demise is Doomsday for him. For an Aspie who is fiercely resistant to change, the post-Barb era is going to skullfuck him hard.

And what a glorious time that would be.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

I find it especially hilarious that Chris brags about being high-functionning in what is arguably his most confusing video in a long time. Seriously, it's the first time not even the transcript makes any sense to me.

Chris's coherency has been going slowly down hill for years compare the older cwc videos to his newer ones. You will see a big difference.

That was incomprehensible,even for Chris. Even with the transcription.

I just told someone else in another comment, Chris's coherency has been going slowly down hill for years compare the older cwc videos to his newer ones. You will see a big difference. Personally I think its because he hasn't had a real conversation with a real person in a long time. Sitting in a lego filled room reminiscing about high school and talking to imaginary hedgehogs is not healthy.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Chris's coherency has been going slowly down hill for years compare the older cwc videos to his newer ones. You will see a big difference.

Chris hasn't gotten "worse" over the years. He's definitely worse off financially there's no argument there, Bob is gone and Barblax is on her way out, so life has gotten shittier, not Chris.

He's made plenty of incoherent tard rage videos, in fact some of the best Chris moments come from him spouting off gibberish like IANBRANDONSOMETHING. Objectively Chris is more less the same, he's just making more pointless videos because he wants those beg-bucks.

Just because you saw this video where he has absurd wub wub EDM blaring in the background does not prove your point. Chris has always had a poor grasp/understanding of audio levels and editing, especially in the wedding of Ivy video.

 

[Next]

Is Chris on hormones?

I've seen MtFs lose their edge and stop making sense when they start fussing with their endocrine system (with estrogen)...

It might explain the lethargy and 'brain fuzz' that are more and more common here.

Not trying to bash MtFs, just asking honestly. Anybody know if Chris is on girl-pills?

Edit: Maybe this question belongs in the random question thread. I dropped off on CWC for several years, but I've been catching up lately. I know he identifies as a woman, but I doubted he had a doctor's support... Is he transitioning..?

 

[Keine]

Is Chris on hormones?

I've seen MtFs lose their edge and stop making sense when they start fussing with their endocrine system (with estrogen)...

It might explain the lethargy and 'brain fuzz' that are more and more common here.

Not trying to bash MtFs, just asking honestly. Anybody know if Chris is on girl-pills?

Edit: Maybe this question belongs in the random question thread. I dropped off on CWC for several years, but I've been catching up lately. I know he identifies as a woman, but I doubted he had a doctor's support... Is he transitioning..?

As far as anyone knows, Chris is using topical hormone stuff, Oestrogel, which is normally used by women to help with menopause. He slathers it on his gut with some degree of frequency.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

The day after Barb passes away is going to be the most apocalyptic event in Chris' existence. Not because of his Mom being dead but that Chris will finally have to face the fact that his manbaby lifestyle will no longer be possible. Despite the Reality Distortion Field he surrounds himself with, he's fully aware that Barb's imminent demise is Doomsday for him. For an Aspie who is fiercely resistant to change, the post-Barb era is going to skullfuck him hard.

You say that, but I think it's going to be like when the house burnt down. That's a drastic change, especially for someone like Chris. He got through it. How? By sitting around playing video games and doing nothing. He let the adults take care of it. That's what he'll do when Barb ascends to the Heavenly Hoard. He'll call adults (probably starting with Rockay), wait for adults to take mommy away, let adults worry about the estate, let adults find him housing, let adults do 99% of the legwork. And boy will he bitch about the 1% of effort that is having to sign adult papers that adults hand him. But he'll spend the rest of his life playing video games, letting the system take care of him because he has no desire and no ability to take care of himself.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Just because you saw this video where he has absurd wub wub EDM blaring in the background does not prove your point. Chris has always had a poor grasp/understanding of audio levels and editing,

I agree, and its not the music in the background that makes me think his coherency is going down hill. I know Chris has always had trouble speaking, from his use of cwc-isms to his speech impediment. In his older videos he usually had a message to convey, and most of the time he could get it across. Lately however he seems to mumble more and ramble incoherently. Like he's just talking about whatever pops into his head at the moment. But that's just my opinion.

 

[MG 620]

I wouldn't be surprised if the current state of Barb (whether alive or in a freezer downstairs) is affecting Chris.

 

[WhiteChocolateTamale]

Sitting in a lego filled room reminiscing about high school and talking to imaginary hedgehogs is not healthy.

Fuck. I need to get out then.

 

[AnOminous]

Well there's your problem. You have to use strontium-90.

Polonium-210 gets you mucho high.

No girlfriend? That's the fault of Jerkops. No job? The trolls have poisoned his internet reputation. No Crystal? That damn scheming Megan!

It's pretty pathetic and disgusting, and one of the reasons I have so little sympathy for Chris. Megan is probably the only true friend he ever had, and he treated her like that.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

No job? The trolls have poisoned his internet reputation. No Crystal? That damn scheming Megan!

And we have yet to see Chris in his final form yet. The day after Barb passes away is going to be the most apocalyptic event in Chris' existence. Not because of his Mom being dead but that Chris will finally have to face the fact that his manbaby lifestyle will no longer be possible. Despite the Reality Distortion Field he surrounds himself with, he's fully aware that Barb's imminent demise is Doomsday for him. For an Aspie who is fiercely resistant to change, the post-Barb era is going to skullfuck him hard.

Oh come now, we all know Chris has never seriously looked for a job.

That being said, you're right on Barb. When she's gone Chris is going to have nobody. That's arguably one of the reasons he's been trying to get Cole and whatever extended family he still has to step in and help him take care of her. See, it's not just Barb. He's part of the package inherently in that situation. Chris can't survive on his own and he probably knows that.

I'm honestly worried for him. We all get a lot of laughs out of Chris but at the end of the day this person's life is an obsession with all of us. Many of the people on these forums have interacted with him at some point, often many times. Let's face it, in a fucked up, twisted, dysfunctional, sort of way, Chris is actually friends with a lot of the people here. The trolls are legitimately the closest thing to an actual human relationship that Chris has, and I'd argue the people who follow him are probably more understanding of him than the outside world is. And I'll be optimistic and assume the majority of you fine folks wouldn't like to see Chris institutionalized or starving out on the street. Chris needs professional help and more importantly he needs to realize that if he doesn't grow up a bit than his life is pretty much over.

Alas, won't happen. So dead in a gutter it is, seemingly. And it ain't gonna be fun to watch.

 

[ON 190]

Polonium-210 gets you mucho high.

It is stored in powdered form in labs.

 

[Dain Bramage]

You say that, but I think it's going to be like when the house burnt down. That's a drastic change, especially for someone like Chris. He got through it. How? By sitting around playing video games and doing nothing. He let the adults take care of it.

After Bob & Barb are dead and with Rocky gone (not dead. Just not involved with Chris anymore), who's left? Chris will have run out of adults.

And this will be worse than the house fire since in Chris' mind, he knew he'd be going back there once the insurance paid off the contractors and the house was rebuilt. For him, the rental house was like a lakeside timeshare vacation for him. In this case, the house at Branchland Court would belong to the bank or Discover Card, and Chris will be told to GTFO, this time for good into an almost-to-be-certain shitty future.

And I'll be optimistic and assume the majority of you fine folks wouldn't like to see Chris institutionalized or starving out on the street.

Chris ending up in the nuthouse would be the best case scenario for him post-Barb.

Spoiler

 

[Kev]

Chris is clearly too old and tired. His face tells he's almost 60 at this point.
Maybe he hasn't that youtfhul energy to produce content to entertain the masses anymore. We should let him rest on his mobility scooter and have him pass his crown to a fresh, new queen of lolcows.

 

[Ahffline]

Chris has mastered the art of juxtaposing the child-like with the profane. Watch the video without sound, and you see a crossdressed man playing with toy figures. Add the audio, and the fact that he's talking about siring the offspring of a lesbian couple and how he argued with a dude who used to do porn and got an STD, and it becomes surreal. Disturbing and surreal.

Chris preening over getting compliments on his sexual acrobatics is too much, man. Too much.