FB 6/14 - Pristine defined

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In simple terms:

What Chris envisions when he uses "pristine" to describe himself:
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The unfortunate reality...
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SOINCHU said:
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That reminds me of this.

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Some here may be wondering if Chris ever thought like that. There's no way he can be happy with his current lifestyle even with his new "gal-pals". Watching MLP, blaming SEGA for blarms, unemployed, living on social security, etc. There's no way he can live that way without thinking "I hate my life." or somewhere along those lines.
 
I think if Chris was some kinda unfortunately sweaty dude he'd bitch about it all the time. Like constantly. Like the DCB, he gave us those details and many many more. I think he's lying bout the bathing and I think his sheen in most of his pictures are from that. Half the time I think his 5 o clock shadow is due to grease build up on his face that he does shave
 
Mashed Potato Grenade said:
Not-so pristine Christine
On the cover of her magazine
Jivin' like a philistine teen on cocaine
And smellin' like sardine in kerosene and gasoline
Pretty keen, but so unclean
With a mind that's so obscene
Anger worse than Charlie Sheen
So unforeseen, though is routine
For Christine to be overseen
In her outfit of polyethylene
Do I hate her?
Nah, man. I ain't no ween.
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Now you can text/email that to Colin.
 
Haesindang Park said:
That reminds me of this.

WARNING: Disturbing image below! NSFW

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Some here may be wondering if Chris ever thought like that. There's no way he can be happy with his current lifestyle even with his new "gal-pals". Watching MLP, blaming SEGA for blarms, unemployed, living on social security, etc. There's no way he can live that way without thinking "I hate my life." or somewhere along those lines.
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Nah, Chris doesn't give a fuck. Chris is as happy as a pig in shit.
 
Haesindang Park said:
Some here may be wondering if Chris ever thought like that. There's no way he can be happy with his current lifestyle even with his new "gal-pals". Watching MLP, blaming SEGA for blarms, unemployed, living on social security, etc. There's no way he can live that way without thinking "I hate my life." or somewhere along those lines.
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It would be more like "I hate other people because my life isn't perfect".
 
Haesindang Park said:
That reminds me of this.

WARNING: Disturbing image below! NSFW

Boy-With-Moobs-Face-Kill-Me-Please-Meme.jpg

Some here may be wondering if Chris ever thought like that. There's no way he can be happy with his current lifestyle even with his new "gal-pals". Watching MLP, blaming SEGA for blarms, unemployed, living on social security, etc. There's no way he can live that way without thinking "I hate my life." or somewhere along those lines.
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It's all relative. From a Chris perspective, his life is better than it's ever been. He's out and about and meeting real people. Any normal person would be troubled by the continued reliance on state handouts and the rather abrupt switch from an autist shut-in homophobe to being an autist shut-in gay drag queen, on the dole. He's going to keep getting continuances, and will at some point receive a minor punishment. While his life would be Hell for most, for Chris it's a brave new world.
 
Haesindang Park said:
That reminds me of this.Some here may be wondering if Chris ever thought like that. There's no way he can be happy with his current lifestyle even with his new "gal-pals". Watching MLP, blaming SEGA for blarms, unemployed, living on social security, etc. There's no way he can live that way without thinking "I hate my life." or somewhere along those lines.
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You know, for all we know, Chris looks at us, and thinks I get to sit around watching ponies, fighting the blarms menace, play with my Legos, go out to drag shows, and on top of that, I get free money for doing nothing! Life is great!
 
In response to this I would be tempted to respond with that old adage, that Chris likes to be "clean on the outside and filthy on the inside" or "clean exterior-dirty interior". Being pristine on the outside would fit a few of his behaviours e.g. obsession with Sonic having tan arms, his use of hand sanitizer... and I don't think I need to give examples of his mind being filthy.

The only problem with the "clean form, dirty content" theory is that he's also filthy on the outside (hoard, shitting himself etc).
 
This honestly makes me hope that he's seeing a proper shrink. It's pretty common for those on the spectrum to be extremely sensitive to sensory over-stimulation. I know at one point people attributed the beads on his Sonichu medallions and the fact that it was always worn over a shirt as protection against this stimulation. I think with the work of a real (potentially court appointed) shrink, he could learn skills to cope with stimulation better, thus making showers more comfortable. I mean, that's the best case scenario for everyone he comes in contact with.
 
LadyMayhem said:
This honestly makes me hope that he's seeing a proper shrink. It's pretty common for those on the spectrum to be extremely sensitive to sensory over-stimulation. I know at one point people attributed the beads on his Sonichu medallions and the fact that it was always worn over a shirt as protection against this stimulation. I think with the work of a real (potentially court appointed) shrink, he could learn skills to cope with stimulation better, thus making showers more comfortable. I mean, that's the best case scenario for everyone he comes in contact with.
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I don't think Chris has sensory defensiveness in response to showers. That's more of a Nick Bate thing.
 
God dammit, I just knew "Pristine Christine" would be his new thing. Whenever he comes up with a mild pun, he thinks he's the new P. G. Wodehouse. We're going to see a lot more of this. In fact, I would put money on him introducing himself to women at Impulse every single night with, "Hi, my name's Christine, because I like to be pristine!" in the expectation that they will laugh until their clothes fall off.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
God dammit, I just knew "Pristine Christine" would be his new thing. Whenever he comes up with a mild pun, he thinks he's the new P. G. Wodehouse. We're going to see a lot more of this. In fact, I would put money on him introducing himself to women at Impulse every single night with, "Hi, my name's Christine, because I like to be pristine!" in the expectation that they will laugh until their clothes fall off.
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At least he didn't start initializing his name as "PWC" and we have to sit back and laugh at the obvious implication!
 
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RagtimeRoastBeefy said:
I think if Chris was some kinda unfortunately sweaty dude he'd bitch about it all the time. Like constantly. Like the DCB, he gave us those details and many many more. I think he's lying bout the bathing and I think his sheen in most of his pictures are from that. Half the time I think his 5 o clock shadow is due to grease build up on his face that he does shave
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Meh, I think Chris' lack of hygeine is one of those things that gets blown out of proportion because people take jokes and exaggerations as genuine fact.

I'm sure it's below average, but it's not uniquely terrible. As Marvin says, a lot of his showers are probably going through the motions. But that is better than nothing. And there is probably a bit of a funk to the hoard that gives a little odor to his clothes, which he masks with perfumes.

His "greasy" look is how he is. His hair and skin are naturally greasy looking. He could adress that by using various skin and hair products, but I don't think it is a sign he never cleans himself.

It kind of reminds me of the way he dresses. When he wore his clown shirts, he seemed like a guy who really didn't give a shit about how he looks. Five-oclock shadow, unkempt hair, goodwill clothes. It all kind of tied together.

But now he is trying. The whole cross-dresser phase is a real time and money investment he is putting into his appearance. But the results are so terrible. That's what makes it amusing to me.
 
timtommy said:
Meh, I think Chris' lack of hygeine is one of those things that gets blown out of proportion because people take jokes and exaggerations as genuine fact.

I'm sure it's below average, but it's not uniquely terrible. As Marvin says, a lot of his showers are probably going through the motions. But that is better than nothing. And there is probably a bit of a funk to the hoard that gives a little odor to his clothes, which he masks with perfumes.

His "greasy" look is how he is. His hair and skin are naturally greasy looking. He could adress that by using various skin and hair products, but I don't think it is a sign he never cleans himself.

It kind of reminds me of the way he dresses. When he wore his clown shirts, he seemed like a guy who really didn't give a shit about how he looks. Five-oclock shadow, unkempt hair, goodwill clothes. It all kind of tied together.

But now he is trying. The whole cross-dresser phase is a real time and money investment he is putting into his appearance. But the results are so terrible. That's what makes it amusing to me.
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I think he must be washing more than people think, if only because he's out at Impulse all the time and people are actually talking to him. Possibly he's sharpened up because he thinks hot tribbing action is literally just around the corner, or possibly the old stories were an exaggeration.

Has anyone tried asking him why being pristine necessitates a name change? It does rather imply that being clean is a radical lifestyle choice for him.
 
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