Money FB 7/10 - Chris immediately needs 20 or 50 dollars via paypal

[Jack Awful]

yep. it's just another iteration of his pattern. gets involved with thing > thing doesn't bring him miles of poon > loses interest in thing. the latest model just involves more nail polish

i don't think he'll completely throw "tomgirl" away, but it hasn't done for him what he wanted it to do...and he threw away the gay trucker and carlos chantor when he realized they weren't working out for him

Unfortunately for Chris, shit like the gay trucker outfit didn't require him to rub a hormone gel on his stomach that could lead to lasting damage, which we can't say about his tomgirl phase.

 

[Zarkov]

Chris was never really serious about the Tomgirl thing. To him he just felt that since all the pretty girls kept telling him that they were lesbians in order to get away from him, he'd become a lesbian too so they would no longer be able to escape spreading their legs for him. It was all just another pussy chase for him.

Chris may have some genuine gender issues, but that whole Tomgirl bullshit was clearly just for pussy. Chris' appearance getting progressively more unkempt and (even) less feminine as time went by, coupled with his half-assed schemes to score tribbin' lesbians (the sleepover, the frozen comeuppance, Stephanie Bustcakes...) are evidence enough of that.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

I think someone mentioned pokemon go just came out. I honestly think he want the money for that. He just got his tug boat so memaw probably took out half to pay bills and for food, then he just paid off court costs so he has no money for pokemon go.

20 or 50 is just enough to get him some of that sweet sweet micro transaction to catch those pokeymans

 

[Dain Bramage]

I think someone mentioned pokemon go just came out. I honestly think he want the money for that. He just got his tug boat so memaw probably took out half to pay bills and for food, then he just paid off court costs so he has no money for pokemon go.

20 or 50 is just enough to get him some of that sweet sweet micro transaction to catch those pokeymans

Chris going out in the world, even to play Pokemon Go.

Think about that for a moment.

 

[Sonic Rainboom]

I wonder why Chris is dragging his feet on setting up the Zazzle shop, if he needs money. All he'd have to do is take some Sonichu drawings and upload them. There's no startup costs. Zazzle takes care of manufacturing and shipping.

Between the first and last begging videos, he spent over three hours waiting for donations. He could have had the shop set up in that time, but instead he chose to troll himself on camera.

Last year, Chris was willing to drive hundreds of miles through Virginia just to buy parts for Amiibos to sell on Etsy. Now, he can't even be bothered to move the mouse on his computer a few times.

This is the guy who couldn't be bothered to make a 60-second video that he was paid $50 for, but when I sent his mom bananas, tried to scam an $18 refund out of Amazon (and failed... I got the refund, not Chris).

There is no reasoning behind it, and Chris doesn't prioritize things that are likely to earn or save the most money. Chris just does whatever happens to be on his mind at the time. Apparently right now that's begging, and refund scams ("wheeling and dealing" as Chris calls it).

tl;dr Chris is stupid.

2. I've made a calculation of Chris' spendings for this month (incl. the courtfees). In the end he would have about $51 left for pocketmoney. This might explain why he's so desperate.

How did you figure that?

Chris has gone a whole month without buying toys on ebay, so things must be getting pretty desperate.

Is Chris on oxys or something?

So that's where all the money is going...

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Chris going out in the world, even to play Pokemon Go.

Think about that for a moment.

I wondered if he'd get into this too, dust off the old gym trainer costume, traipse around in people's backyards looking for Squirtles.

 

[GV 998]

I think someone mentioned pokemon go just came out. I honestly think he want the money for that. He just got his tug boat so memaw probably took out half to pay bills and for food, then he just paid off court costs so he has no money for pokemon go.

20 or 50 is just enough to get him some of that sweet sweet micro transaction to catch those pokeymans

That does seem likely. Especially that "incense" microtransaction item that draws Pokemon to your location. Which is perfect for Chris, so he can catch Pokemon without ever having to leave his room!

 

[Xarpho]

Chris going out in the world, even to play Pokemon Go.

Think about that for a moment.

I'm not sure reclusive Chris is, actually. We have documented evidence of him going to an outdoor concert as recent as a few years ago (post-Bob) where he was flailing his arms around like an idiot, and his trips out to stores (Walmart, McDonald's, Food Lion) show that he's at least still out and about. Barb going outside is a far rarer appearance, OTOH.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Don't worry guys - All of Chris' money problems will end once that $120,000 paycheck from Jeff Ouzos arrives!

 

[Dain Bramage]

This is the guy who couldn't be bothered to make a 60-second video that he was paid $50 for, but when I sent his mom bananas, tried to scam an $18 refund out of Amazon (and failed... I got the refund, not Chris).

Not saying I'm skeptical, but could you please post a screencap of the message you got from Amazon about that? I'd like to see it and laugh at just how much of a human cockroach Chris is to not only try to scam you but that he'd even try to starve his own mother just to get a few bucks.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Not saying I'm skeptical, but could you please post a screencap of the message you got from Amazon about that? I'd like to see it and laugh at just how much of a human cockroach Chris is to not only try to scam you but that he'd even try to starve his own mother to get a few bucks.

Yeah no way he'd take away barb's bananas, we all know how much she likes her nutritious bananas. Unless Chris... Lied?!

 

[Karen Riley]

Not saying I'm skeptical, but could you please post a screencap of the message you got from Amazon about that? I'd like to see it and laugh at just how much of a human cockroach Chris is to not only try to scam you but that he'd even try to starve his own toothless mother just to get a few bucks.

I think you were rated A-Log because it's a poor assumption to make that Chris sending back the bananas was leaving Barb to starve. When he said bananas in that video, he only said it because he wanted to say that he needed donations to buy her nutritious food and the first thing that came to his mind was bananas. It's not literally the only thing Barb can eat.

I'm with you in wanting to see evidence Sonic Rainboom sent them out though, personally I think the story about him trying to claim the money for them is quite a humorous one, so it'd be cool if it was actually true.

Edit- this was in response to Dain Bramage's now deleted section of his post that compared Marvin to Anna for rating him A-Log.

 

[Masterfoxz2]

Who keeps donating to him? Knock it off.

 

[lurkf9217]

Obviously one of us just had a severe stroke but I am not sure if it was Chris or I.

Regardless of which, send help.

 

[Sensory_overlord]

I think someone mentioned pokemon go just came out. I honestly think he want the money for that. He just got his tug boat so memaw probably took out half to pay bills and for food, then he just paid off court costs so he has no money for pokemon go.

20 or 50 is just enough to get him some of that sweet sweet micro transaction to catch those pokeymans

Maybe he wants the pokemon Go plus accessory. They're sold out now but the RRP is $30-$50 . He did have 2 or 3 pokewalkers at some point didn't he?

 

[FatNero]

I would really enjoy seeing liquid Chris come out of retirement and start up a funding page that rakes it in.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm surprised Barb hasn't made him get a job.

Even the greedy, half-retarded Barb knows better than to bother.

It's not literally the only thing Barb can eat.

It is literally the only thing anyone should ever send him any time ever in the future again.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris should sell one of his Kidneys.

Or maybe his frozen semen.

I dunno what I am talking about. Who would pay a fortune for Chris-Chan body parts?

 

[The Giver]

I'm not sure reclusive Chris is, actually. We have documented evidence of him going to an outdoor concert as recent as a few years ago (post-Bob) where he was flailing his arms around like an idiot, and his trips out to stores (Walmart, McDonald's, Food Lion) show that he's at least still out and about. Barb going outside is a far rarer appearance, OTOH.

Pokemon Go is pretty big where I'm at, but it just feels like buying an item to summon Pokemon defeats the purpose of the game.

I'm a grad student at a pretty large college, and I've seen tons of people walking around playing the game. But the game really seems geared toward, ya know, walking around a place like a college campus, park, or neighborhood and getting random encounters. What even is the point of the game if you just buy Pokemon? It's not like there is really a battle system or anything.

I guess the answer is Chris has heard the hype, but can't be assed to walk around to catch anything. He isn't a recluse, but this game isn't geared toward driving to some location like a game store, Walmart, or concert venue. It's about going someplace, walking around, seeing the sites, exploring, and every now and again having you phone buzz to tell you you found a Pokemon to catch.

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris should sell one of his Kidneys.

Or maybe his frozen semen.

I dunno what I am talking about. Who would pay a fortune for Chris-Chan body parts?

The same people that think giving him free money is trolling him.
If Chris were to put his kidney or cum up for sale, he'd have an offer within the hour.

I think someone mentioned pokemon go just came out. I honestly think he want the money for that. He just got his tug boat so memaw probably took out half to pay bills and for food, then he just paid off court costs so he has no money for pokemon go.

20 or 50 is just enough to get him some of that sweet sweet micro transaction to catch those pokeymans

Holy shit this makes too much sense.
You know, they're pretty generous with in game items if you just go for occasional walks.
Wait, nevermind, it's Chris.