FB 7-24-14 RIP Barb

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Sovandie said:
I got a bit carried away with editing after I saw this post, but for your amusement, my shitty iPhone-edited imagining of how Chris could look sans-rolls. He'd make a half decent metalhead if he could just get over that fear of Cannibal Corp stealing his car.
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Let us all take a moment to reflect upon the life and mourn the passing of our beloved Snorlax. May she find peace in blocking the great route 11 in the sky . . . wait, *actually reads thread* Damn it! She's still alive.
 
Remember when the FB leak happened last year and it revealed an occurance in which Chris implored his 15-ish friends to send help because his power went out? That's what's going to happen the next time the Reaper visits the Chandlers.
 
Part of me is wondering if this is CWC lying to spur people to send more $$$. After all, if people are not going to send money to an autistic manchild, maybe they'll send it for an elderly woman.

Nah, Chris isn't that creative.
 
Chikinballs said:
You know, i bet that would burn coles ass to no end, nobody will pay to drink with a world renowned movie critic like himself, but they will pay to pseudo interview his autistic half brother who is famous for wearing his moms panties and drawing shit doodles.
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Okay, just for the sake of argument... how much would you pay for a 5-minute video of Chris, in Barb's panties, wearing his medallion, talking about what happened the night of his arrest? Or just three minutes of him trying to articulate the difference between a tomgirl and a FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL?

Really... how much could he clear? I say he could easily bring in a few hundred per video, if the weens are kept in check and someone manages to compel him to keep up his end of the bargain.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Okay, just for the sake of argument... how much would you pay for a 5-minute video of Chris, in Barb's panties, wearing his medallion, talking about what happened the night of his arrest? Or just three minutes of him trying to articulate the difference between a tomgirl and a FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL?

Really... how much could he clear? I say he could easily bring in a few hundred per video, if the weens are kept in check and someone manages to compel him to keep up his end of the bargain.
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I wouldnt pay one red cent, if i did i would demand he be fully clothed, and yes....besides that those would be awesome to see.

I would rather do, like a five minute skype video call interview though. Keep that autistic blob of grey matter on track so he cant side step the question.
 
Chikinballs said:
I wouldnt pay one red cent, if i did i would demand he be fully clothed, and yes....besides that those would be awesome to see.
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Maybe not you personally, but Chris has cleared over two grand in the last few weeks, doing far less interesting stuff. It'd be more money for less work... the fact that he doesn't realize this is hilarious to me.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Maybe not you personally, but Chris has cleared over two grand in the last few weeks, doing far less interesting stuff. It'd be more money for less work... the fact that he doesn't realize this is hilarious to me.
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Oh, i know youre right. He could rake in a fortune.
 
What he ought to do is try and get a youtube partnership. He might be making some pretty decent money that way, if he'd just forget about this persecution complex that his parents and trolls have hammered into his head.
 
I_eat_pickles said:
What he ought to do is try and get a youtube partnership. He might be making some pretty decent money that way, if he'd just forget about this persecution complex that his parents and trolls have hammered into his head.
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Hasn't he been banned from youtube? Thing is, he is too embarassed about the stuff the trolls prompted him to do. I doubt he will buy into this plan.
 
HighlyKoalified said:
Hasn't he been banned from youtube? Thing is, he is too embarassed about the stuff the trolls prompted him to do. I doubt he will buy into this plan.
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No, forget the YouTube monetizing. That's been discussed to death. Long story short, it's too involved a concept for Chris's brain, and to make serious money, he would need far more viewers than he would get.

What would work is something MUCH simpler, a system similar to his eBay commissions. Someone pays him to do something, he does it, he gets the money. He might not see it as embarrassing if he knows up front he's getting paid. He could even say it's male prostitute "Ricardo"'s first gig!

I doubt he'd do it... but there was a time I didn't think he'd try to solicit art commissions either... and that time was like, three weeks ago.
 
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