FB 7-24-14 RIP Barb

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4Macie said:
"Proof of wendy's" what? That he worked there? That's not the official uniform of wendy's; so I'm super confused as to where he got this. .
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I think some places let workers wear the t-shirts on fridays or something to advertise new items, or in that shirt's case to advertise that they're open late.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Nah, I'm sure it's real. If Chris were to make something up, he'd say something stupendously fake like Barb has the black plague or accidentally chopped her arm off or something.
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Assuming it is real, what are the odds of Chris using any of that money to actually get Barb's teeth fixed?

Cause I'm guessing zero.
 
No wonder Barb is more bark

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than bite
 
God damnit, fuck you, you literally made my mouth gape open!! :heart-empty:

But really, I bet she'll be gone pretty soon, and I'll bet Christian's teeth are getting there...
 
Christ, way to make my heart skip a beat, CatParty.

Anyways, does Barb even take as much care of herself? Or basic hygiene at all?
 
Go Chris go, save mommy's toofers with the power of eBay! Endless weens looking to grab a little of your autistic stardust in hopes of one day becoming just as failtastic as him one day. Oh, but at least they're gracing us with more precious CWC content, however varying in quality they may be. We'd be lost without their expendable income.
 
TaterBot said:
I'd buy a Sonichu tee. (To give away.)
Or a high-quality poster of this.
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To your best friend, or worst enemy?

Also, when I think about it, Chris probably wouldn't go for Cafepress or any other site like that either, because they'll charge him royalties for every item he sells, and considering the way he tried to dodge ebay fees. I think buying some cheap white tees at Walmart and slathering them in Crayola fabric markers would be more his style, really.
 
CalmMyTits said:
Is Barb seriously begging her own son for money, after taking most if not all of his tugboat? And having her own pension/SSI? And the insurance paying rent for that house? And having Medicare (or Medicaid, whatever)

That selfish old toothless cunt.
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That's what really pisses me off about Barb is how selfish she can be. Like, when Chris was young and needed her the most, she either left him with that abusive sitter or dumped his ass off to play Poke'mon so she can go boozing. Now that she has become old, Snorlax needs Chris to take care of her. Chris, being Chris, is too dumb to realize how shitty of a parent she's always been and how he doesn't deserve to give an iota of his attention to her because Lord know she never gave one to him.

If Barb dies from an accident during her dentist procedure, then I'd know there is a God.
 
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The Midnight Rapist said:
That's what really pisses me off about Barb is how selfish she can be. Like, when Chris was young and needed her the most, she either left him with that abusive sitter or dumped his ass off to play Poke'mon so she can go boozing. Now that she has become old, Snorlax needs Chris to take of her. Chris, being Chris, is too dumb to realize how shitty of a parent she's always been and how he doesn't deserve to give an iota of his attention to her because Lord know she never gave one to him.

If Barb dies from an accident during her dentist procedure, then I'd know there is a God.
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I doubt his sitter was abusive.
 
I'm sorry, I can't get over the Wendy's shirt... had the letters on it been red before? It looks like they peeled off and became that ugly silhouette over the blue, even though I'm not saying I'd be surprised that something Chris wears looks that ragged. There's finally something to make me cringe over something far worse than his hair.
 
The Midnight Rapist said:
That's what really pisses me off about Barb is how selfish she can be. Like, when Chris was young and needed her the most, she either left him with that abusive sitter or dumped his ass off to play Poke'mon so she can go boozing. Now that she has become old, Snorlax needs Chris to take of her. Chris, being Chris, is too dumb to realize how shitty of a parent she's always been and how he doesn't deserve to give an iota of his attention to her because Lord know she never gave one to him.

If Barb dies from an accident during her dentist procedure, then I'd know there is a God.
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