FB 7-24-14 RIP Barb

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"Which I will draw and color today"
Nice to see Chris is really putting his effort into these commissions.

Also it will be interesting to see what he buys on ebay after the money comes in. He's cited his mother and her health before trying to get money out of people, and frankly I doubt that he's being true and honest about where all the money will go.
 
Male said:
Get her lego teeth
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I should not have laughed at that. I should not have laughed at that at all.

(but I did)

Chris made two grand or something from his last batch of eBay sales, didn't he? Why didn't he think about his mother's poor teefus instead of buying Lego sets?

Chris must think we all are as stupid and gullible as he is. They both should have Title XIX Medicaid because of their :tugboat: status, which does cover dental.
 
Her teeth is falling apart so that's a gateway to heart disease if she doesn't brush her teeth at least. Once the germs from her dental neglect starts digging into the gums' gaps where her teeth used to be, they'll enter her bloodstream and she dies and Chris will be Facebooking about her death and how hopeless he is. But then again, I doubt Chris brushes his teeth much anymore these days since he would rather spend that money on Lego than a set of new toothbrush and toothpaste. People here and around us will be looking at the CWCki and then looking back at their parents and thanking them from their own hearts that they didn't mollycoddle them into such idiocracy by spoiling them with toys they want after they throw tantrums for them. They'll also thank their parents for teaching them basic hygiene as well along with eating right such as cutting back on the soda and sweets. And when we have children, we will be more aware of how we parent them so that every time they throw a tantrum for toys, we'll be thinking of Chris and say "I can't give in to their demands all the time or else I have to go through the shit Chris' parents went through forever."
 
Fuzzy Wuzzy said:
Her teeth is falling apart so that's a gateway to heart disease if she doesn't brush her teeth at least. Once the germs from her dental neglect starts digging into the gums' gaps where her teeth used to be, they'll enter her bloodstream and she dies and Chris will be Facebooking about her death and how hopeless he is. But then again, I doubt Chris brushes his teeth much anymore these days since he would rather spend that money on Lego than a set of new toothbrush and toothpaste. People here and around us will be looking at the CWCki and then looking back at their parents and thanking them from their own hearts that they didn't mollycoddle them into such idiocracy by spoiling them with toys they want after they throw tantrums for them. They'll also thank their parents for teaching them basic hygiene as well along with eating right such as cutting back on the soda and sweets. And when we have children, we will be more aware of how we parent them so that every time they throw a tantrum for toys, we'll be thinking of Chris and say "I can't give in to their demands all the time or else I have to go through the shit Chris' parents went through forever."
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  • Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Barb is gross. Discussing her holey buttocks in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.
 
qld said:
I don't believe this for a second.
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You don't believe what? That Barb has bad teeth? Or that Chris has any intention of spending his ebay millions on her teeth instead of legos? In the first case, it's almost a given Barb has bad teeth. Just look at the videos of 14BLC and the ways she chooses to live. Does anyone honestly think someone who would neglect their home (and everything else) wouldn't also neglect their teeth? In the second case, yeah that's totoally unbelievable. There is no way in hell Chris is going to pay for momma's teeth instead of legos.

Most likely Barb's been complaining about her rotten, neglected teeth hurting her lately as a way to manipulate Chris to do things for her (because it's all about Barb). Chris took enough time away from contemplating legos and vidya to notice her complaints, but only came away with the idea that Barbs teeth can be used to manipulate people into giving him more money for legos on ebay (because it's all about Chris).
Fuzzy Wuzzy said:
Icky things.
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You might want to consider using spoiler tags in the future. Think of the children.
Unbovvered said:
Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Barb is gross. Discussing her holey buttocks in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.
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Technically they're body dysfunctions, but yeah, at the very least spoiler tags should be made use of more often.
 
The Midnight Rapist said:
That's what really pisses me off about Barb is how selfish she can be. Like, when Chris was young and needed her the most, she either left him with that abusive sitter or dumped his ass off to play Poke'mon so she can go boozing. Now that she has become old, Snorlax needs Chris to take care of her. Chris, being Chris, is too dumb to realize how shitty of a parent she's always been and how he doesn't deserve to give an iota of his attention to her because Lord know she never gave one to him.
If Barb dies from an accident during her dentist procedure, then I'd know there is a God.
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hurrhurrhurr said:
:alog:
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Is it really ":alog:" if it is directed to someone other than Chris, and in a roundabout way wishes harm to another for a perceived benefit to Chris?

A-№1 said:
You don't believe what? That Barb has bad teeth? Or that Chris has any intention of spending his ebay millions on her teeth instead of legos? In the first case, it's almost a given Barb has bad teeth. Just look at the videos of 14BLC and the ways she chooses to live. Does anyone honestly think someone who would neglect their home (and everything else) wouldn't also neglect their teeth? In the second case, yeah that's totoally unbelievable. There is no way in hell Chris is going to pay for momma's teeth instead of legos.
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qld said:
I don't believe this for a second. In my best guess, Chris's original angle was to invoke the name of charity with WTJU to tug at your heart and drive sales. When he got caught on that, he took a week and came up with the (largely unverifiable) angle of paying for Barb's teeth. Just like last month when we were all guilty of donating hate money to this forum (FB June 8), and preventing him from using the "the money better for Debt relief And a Living from a Tight, Low Budget!." I think I'm satisfied that eBay dollar for eBay dollar has gone to legos, not debt or actual living expenses.
Surely, between Medicare, insurance of Bob's that she may still may be on, charity care and her own freaking income, her teeth are only neglected due to (A) Laziness; or, (B) messed up priorities; but certainly not (C) lack of insurance/funds; or (D) Her mouth is taken care of as well as most others in her age and socioeconomic group.
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I think the entirety of the post my quote was excised from explains what I believe about Barb's teeth, and answers your question about the chance Barb's teeth stand to receive any of Chris's eBay money. And it confirms my stance on the difference between what Chris says he will spend eBay profits on, and what he will actually spend them on.
 
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The Midnight Rapist said:
That's what really pisses me off about Barb is how selfish she can be. Like, when Chris was young and needed her the most, she either left him with that abusive sitter or dumped his ass off to play Poke'mon so she can go boozing. Now that she has become old, Snorlax needs Chris to take care of her. Chris, being Chris, is too dumb to realize how shitty of a parent she's always been and how he doesn't deserve to give an iota of his attention to her because Lord know she never gave one to him.

If Barb dies from an accident during her dentist procedure, then I'd know there is a God.
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You are aware Chris was a shitty child, right? Like, just imagine being in Barb or Bob's position. He couldn't speak for the longest time; He screamed and grunted as a way of communication. He soils himself probably to this day and probably has all his life and refuses to clean it up. He frequently stole from her purse in the past, and probably does that still in some capacity. Even if she wanted him gone, he's thirty years old and still lives with her.

That's just scratching the surface. Giving you a vague idea. To top it off, he acted like some retard on the internet and became so infamous that her life and habits are being turned over by a bunch off buttholes on a forum. If you want the epitome of a shitty child, turn yourself to the one that opened your entire life to strangers who hate you for no real reason.
 
The hell is he on about? A single tooth implant costs thousands of dollars, there's no way she's getting multiple individual teeth replaced.
 
A-Stump said:
You are aware Chris was a shitty child, right? Like, just imagine being in Barb or Bob's position. He couldn't speak for the longest time; He screamed and grunted as a way of communication. He soils himself probably to this day and probably has all his life and refuses to clean it up. He frequently stole from her purse in the past, and probably does that still in some capacity. Even if she wanted him gone, he's thirty years old and still lives with her.

That's just scratching the surface. Giving you a vague idea. To top it off, he acted like some exceptional individual on the internet and became so infamous that her life and habits are being turned over by a bunch off buttholes on a forum. If you want the epitome of a shitty child, turn yourself to the one that opened your entire life to strangers who hate you for no real reason.
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I don't believe she wants him gone, probably the only way she would consider severing their living arrangement is through death or prison. While yes, he was/is a very shitty child, I don't think Barb or Bob really knew any different. It's not like their suspicious nature and aptitude to wage war against a school district really opened them up to a lot of other parents or peer review so they could even gauge what "normal" is or was.
What gets me is the media exposure they gave to their autist at an early age. I know he got on the news for being "speshul" when he won the shopping spree, but wasn't he also on the news over his damned encounter with Leonard Bearstein and his name change? If I had an autist of my own, I wouldn't be calling the press when crap like that went down. I would keep that private for his sake.
I mentioned earlier my partner had worked in a group home for retarded adult men. They actually had a form to fill out if there was ever an incident for something involving "media exposure." That could mean anything from one of them going beserk, committing a crime that wound up making the paper, or a seemingly innocent snapshot by a reporter taken while attending a public event, if it was published. That company realized any media exposure could wind up snowballing into god-knows-what and if it went sour, the liability could come back on them for not protecting the client from said exposure to begin with. Bob and Barb never protected him, they trotted him out like they were running a for-profit freak show. Did they perhaps think getting in front of the community and screaming "the tism, the tism!" that they could garner donations and other perks?
 
CWCissey said:
Right so Barb has lost a lot of weight, and now her teeth...

Has she been hoarding uranium or have reports on Chris' toxicity been greatly underrated?

Also, pretty soon she'll be getting Chris to chew her food for her, you watch.
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No. She's just old. Hey guys, if you ever live until your 80's, and you get stuffed into some nursing home? Here's an interesting fact. The young nurses taking care of you have clitorises that are bigger than your dicks. And to elaborate, that means that your penis shrinks, just as a woman's breasts sag indefinitely. I don't mean to scare the shit out of some of you, but that's how it is.
 
qld said:
Is it really ":alog:" if it is directed to someone other than Chris, and in a roundabout way wishes harm to another for a perceived benefit to Chris?







I think the entirety of the post my quote was excised from explains what I believe about Barb's teeth, and answers your question about the chance Barb's teeth stand to receive any of Chris's eBay money. And it confirms my stance on the difference between what Chris says he will spend eBay profits on, and what he will actually spend them on.
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stop double posting
 
I_eat_pickles said:
No. She's just old. Hey guys, if you ever live until your 80's, and you get stuffed into some nursing home? Here's an interesting fact. The young nurses taking care of you have clitorises that are bigger than your dicks. And to elaborate, that means that your penis shrinks, just as a woman's breasts sag indefinitely. I don't mean to scare the shit out of some of you, but that's how it is.
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What are you smoking?
 
A-Stump said:
You are aware Chris was a shitty child, right? Like, just imagine being in Barb or Bob's position. He couldn't speak for the longest time; He screamed and grunted as a way of communication. He soils himself probably to this day and probably has all his life and refuses to clean it up. He frequently stole from her purse in the past, and probably does that still in some capacity. Even if she wanted him gone, he's thirty years old and still lives with her.

That's just scratching the surface. Giving you a vague idea. To top it off, he acted like some exceptional individual on the internet and became so infamous that her life and habits are being turned over by a bunch off buttholes on a forum. If you want the epitome of a shitty child, turn yourself to the one that opened your entire life to strangers who hate you for no real reason.
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Not disagreeing with you at all, but it really grinds my gears when people doesn't take into consideration that their offsprings might turn speshul. That they should be prepared for everything, this is why i'm childless. Doesn't feel mature enough just yet. And i refuse to get kids as a status-symbol wich is standard in White Trash world. I know someone who have a kid with the same problems, her dude left her but she is atleast picking up the fight and doing the best for her kid.

"Some fucking people don't know what they are doing" are a good sentence for this "gotta get kid, then go out party and post FB pics instead of tending" - people.

Grinds my gears i tell ya!
 
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